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Yorkshire Variant

213 replies

Suranjeep · 21/05/2021 13:27

Seriously. Being reported by Sky.

Maybe this one is found in tea.

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ThreeLocusts · 21/05/2021 16:07

Fascinating thread. Can someone explain the 'bah gum' pun? I'm not a native speaker.

whataballbag · 21/05/2021 16:07

@Wildswim

Worrying news indeed. What sounds like a very dangerous triple mutant in Yorkshire.

I believe their names are Charlotte, Emily and Anne.

GrinGrinGrinGrin
Zilla1 · 21/05/2021 16:06

Is a variant that delights in calling a spade a spade then has a hissy fit when other variants do the same.

Perhaps the spectacular progress made in Sheffield in early vaccinations despite government obstructions and chaos wouldn't have been jeopardised by government screwing over the PCNs further?

naughty40me · 21/05/2021 16:05

I'm from Yorkshire....are we sure it dint start wi that meyt raffle darn werkinmens? Si the

Wildswim · 21/05/2021 16:04

Worrying news indeed. What sounds like a very dangerous triple mutant in Yorkshire.

I believe their names are Charlotte, Emily and Anne.

SulisMinerva · 21/05/2021 16:04

I wonder if one of the symptoms is the overwhelming urge to purchase a whippet.

I’ve had this for a few weeks! Maybe I’ve caught it. Grin

whataballbag · 21/05/2021 16:02

Imagine how fuming bojo would be to see we're all just taking the piss out of it 😆

BelleBlueBell · 21/05/2021 15:58

Those other variants were lucky, the Yorkshire variant has has to battle through 17 breeds of sheep to get to humans

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j712adrian · 21/05/2021 15:53

@PennineSpring

I reckon it's a ruse to stop anymore offcumdens moving to Hebden Bridge
* "to the cesspit that is Hebden Bridge"
SlipperTripper · 21/05/2021 15:52

You're? Good god. Apologies. *YOUR

SlipperTripper · 21/05/2021 15:51

You're own variant!? Eee, tha don't know thas born! All we had in my day were a hole in't road

FlibbertyGiblets · 21/05/2021 15:49

Big coat Grin

NotBot · 21/05/2021 15:49

This thread has made my day 🤣🤣

I bloody love being from Yorkshire 🙌🏼

TheQueef · 21/05/2021 15:39

We like to have our own.
For this variant you will need your big coat.

AfternoonToffee · 21/05/2021 15:36

This one will be of pure perfection. Bravo Yorkshire, Bravo.

Girlmama3 · 21/05/2021 15:30

Nothing a proper brew can't sort out ☕️

Couchbettato · 21/05/2021 15:25

@WilyKitWilyKat us Barnsley folk are a special kind of folk. There's nothing a good pint won't fix.

PennineSpring · 21/05/2021 15:17

I reckon it's a ruse to stop anymore offcumdens moving to Hebden Bridge

x2boys · 21/05/2021 15:16

@lightand

No idea why a Yorkshire variant seems like a joke[I am sure it isnt] when a Kent variant seemed quite reasonable.
It just tickles me that Yorkshire have their own varient 🤣🤣,the Lancashire one will be better of course 😂
lightand · 21/05/2021 15:11

No idea why a Yorkshire variant seems like a joke[I am sure it isnt] when a Kent variant seemed quite reasonable.

babbaloushka · 21/05/2021 15:10

@AlexandraEiffel

Love this. Yes we're fed up with Lancashire faffing on with the Indian variant so we're doing it proper. God's Own Variant. Thankfully it won't spread as we don't see a need to leave the county anyway.
In t'beginning there was nowt but God's own variant
babbaloushka · 21/05/2021 15:08

I've heard one of the Grikes at Ilkely slithered out the cracks and bit a Wooly.

babbaloushka · 21/05/2021 15:08

Nae bother, me Da's got his stick ready in case't gets cross t'border. This uns our la!

MRex · 21/05/2021 15:05

They need to take the flat caps off those syringes and get vaccinating!

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