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Yorkshire Variant

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Suranjeep · 21/05/2021 13:27

Seriously. Being reported by Sky.

Maybe this one is found in tea.

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Quaggars · 21/05/2021 21:15

@AlexandraEiffel

Love this. Yes we're fed up with Lancashire faffing on with the Indian variant so we're doing it proper. God's Own Variant. Thankfully it won't spread as we don't see a need to leave the county anyway.
Grin Lol
KurtWilde · 21/05/2021 20:13

Yorkshire folk dealing with the variant - listen 'ere sithee we don't take kindly t't likes o you round these parts, sling thee 'uck.

LadyPenelope68 · 21/05/2021 20:11

@PennineSpring
I reckon it's a ruse to stop anymore offcumdens moving to Hebden Bridge
Oh bugger you got us sussed! 🤣
#BornAndBredHebdenerHere

Againstmachine · 21/05/2021 20:03

*Let's just hope none of those infected decide to travel to London.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/coronavirus/4119942-sending-london-patients-to-yorkshire*

Tha's alrite why would we want to go down there, who's gonna look after ma whippet.

Creamteasandsunshine · 21/05/2021 19:58

Proper!

Yorkshire Variant
Arbadacarba · 21/05/2021 19:02

Good news - a treatment has been identified that's 99% effective against the Yorkshire Variant!

Yorkshire Variant
Ifailed · 21/05/2021 18:55

Love that the originators of every other geographical variant have tried to distance themselves from it whereas we are proudly owning ours

You've a long way to go to match the Kent variant.

Arbadacarba · 21/05/2021 18:54

@DeadButDelicious

First pictures of the Yorkshire variant are in...
Grin
Unescorted · 21/05/2021 18:51

@TheQueef

Depends ont' Snake.
Derbyshire have already closed the borders.
thatgingergirl · 21/05/2021 18:45

DeadButDelicious Grin

MrsFezziwig · 21/05/2021 18:43

Love that the originators of every other geographical variant have tried to distance themselves from it whereas we are proudly owning ours Grin

Hoppinggreen · 21/05/2021 18:40

[quote Ifailed]Let's just hope none of those infected decide to travel to London.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/coronavirus/4119942-sending-london-patients-to-yorkshire[/quote]
No fear of that

MooseBeTimeForSummer · 21/05/2021 18:27

But don’t wear yer big coat in t’owse or you won’t feel the benefit when you go owt.

Allmyarseandpeggymartin · 21/05/2021 18:18

@SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius Very cute pooch.

I’d love a whippet

DeadButDelicious · 21/05/2021 18:18

First pictures of the Yorkshire variant are in...

Yorkshire Variant
NotBot · 21/05/2021 18:17

Ahh Holmfirth, that’s my hometown 🧡 live a bit away from there these days but my family are there.. there’s still a Compos Cafe & a Last of the Summer Wine bus tour even in 2021 🤣

MarshaBradyo · 21/05/2021 18:12

@Arbadacarba

WARNING: Do not approach these men. I repeat, do not approach these men.
Grin
Arbadacarba · 21/05/2021 18:11

WARNING: Do not approach these men. I repeat, do not approach these men.

Yorkshire Variant
LadyCatStark · 21/05/2021 18:09

At least we’ll be safe from this one in Lancashire.

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 21/05/2021 17:55

Ds1 and his fiancée got a whippet puppy during the first lockdown. If t’Yorkshire variant spreads to Suffolk, we’ll blame him.

Yorkshire Variant
TheDogsMother · 21/05/2021 17:53

@Babdoc

Interestingly, most variants infect people through the nose or eyes. But the Yorkshire variant gets in bah gum. One will fetch one’s coat… Grin
Brilliant Grin
joystir59 · 21/05/2021 17:49

It won't spread, we don't give owt for nowt here. Grin

Mulhollandmagoo · 21/05/2021 17:48

@Aroundtheworldin80moves

Is this a case of one upmanship as Lancashire got the Indian variant?
This is the best thing I've read on mumsnet ever.....and yes! It's also completely true 😂
pyng · 21/05/2021 17:44

They're trialling a new treatment which consists of injecting MDMA into the mucous membrane of the mouth.
E bah gum.

TedImgoingmad · 21/05/2021 17:37

Mind you, if Barnsley can infect Swansea, and see them off in the play-offs, I'm all in favour.

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