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Yorkshire Variant

213 replies

Suranjeep · 21/05/2021 13:27

Seriously. Being reported by Sky.

Maybe this one is found in tea.

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jcyclops · 23/05/2021 23:08

Announcement from Yorkshire Government:

  1. The 2-metre social distancing rule is cancelled. Please resume the 5m that was normal before t'pandemic.
  1. If thas got chuffin virus in thy town, warn t'others by flying plague flag as shown on t'left.
Yorkshire Variant
jcyclops · 23/05/2021 23:02

Sunday 23rd May

Another picture of the Yorkshire Variant has been released.

Yorkshire Variant
jcyclops · 23/05/2021 22:52

Eeee - and I'd just booked me holidays from Leeds Airstrip.

KurtWilde · 23/05/2021 20:36

Quite surprised this thread hasn't been mobbed by posters calling us covid deniers/minimisers Grin

Allmyarseandpeggymartin · 23/05/2021 09:26

@KurtWilde

“Just don't go on Ilkley moor b'aht at, it never ends well”

Where the ducks play football!

Puzzledandpissedoff · 22/05/2021 13:36

I'm not a native speaker ...

Always happy to help, ThreeLocusts Grin

KurtWilde · 22/05/2021 13:24

Just don't go on Ilkley moor b'aht at, it never ends well.

Hoppinggreen · 22/05/2021 13:12

@RichardMarxisinnocent

This thread is bloody brilliant. I went to university in Yorkshire, and now live in the south. I miss Yorkshire and its people.
I’m so sorry you got to taste Paradise only for a brief time Come back, we will be very welcoming (after a few generations)
EeeByeGummieBear · 22/05/2021 12:46

Just feeling the need to add a post to this wonderful thread, although I may need to add a few e's to my username!

DeadButDelicious · 22/05/2021 12:18

@TheQueef

Twerk's started on't vaccine booster.
😂😂😂
TheQueef · 22/05/2021 11:09

Twerk's started on't vaccine booster.

Yorkshire Variant
PlanetOfTheApesLives · 22/05/2021 10:16

@joystir59

It won't spread, we don't give owt for nowt here. Grin
Brilliant 👏
RichardMarxisinnocent · 22/05/2021 10:07

This thread is bloody brilliant. I went to university in Yorkshire, and now live in the south. I miss Yorkshire and its people.

Thesearmsofmine · 22/05/2021 10:04

Ahh loving this post while supping me Yorkshire Tea.

PlanetOfTheApesLives · 22/05/2021 10:02

@Suranjeep

Seriously. Being reported by Sky.

Maybe this one is found in tea.

Wow, does it have a flat cap rather than spikes on this virus 🙄

So many variants it will be a test to see if the vaccine works for them all

naughty40me · 22/05/2021 09:59

Yorkshire Covid. Covid done proper. Sithee. 👌

Arbadacarba · 22/05/2021 09:55

@Aroundtheworldin80moves

Warning to those trying to sneak over the Southern border to steal our variant... We have Polar Bears in Yorkshire.

And ferrets down our trousers.

I've got a polar bear down me trowsies ... I'm proper hard, me.
KurtWilde · 22/05/2021 09:51

Tha'll not ere Yorkshire folk complaining, get thi sen down t't pub and have a pint a tetley's. That'll sithee reet.

As much as I'd love this thread to end up in MN classics I think it's unlikely 🤣

Aroundtheworldin80moves · 22/05/2021 09:47

Warning to those trying to sneak over the Southern border to steal our variant... We have Polar Bears in Yorkshire.

And ferrets down our trousers.

TheQueef · 22/05/2021 09:40

They aren't fleeing.
That's our border force.

Arbadacarba · 22/05/2021 09:38

Reports coming in of severe delays on the M62 as desperate Yorkshire folk flee down south ...

Yorkshire Variant
StCharlotte · 22/05/2021 08:53

[quote Ifailed]Let's just hope none of those infected decide to travel to London.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/coronavirus/4119942-sending-london-patients-to-yorkshire[/quote]
Too late. My best friend has just arrived from Yorkshire to stay with me in London Blush Hopefully they'll close the borders so she has to stay for months Grin

TheQueef · 22/05/2021 08:41

It's serious, a thruple mutation.
The Colliery brass bands have all been put on stand by.

DeadButDelicious · 22/05/2021 08:23

Stay out of crowds, keep t' social distancing... Beware the COVID lads...

Yorkshire Variant
Quaggars · 22/05/2021 00:58

@x2boys

Brilliant thread ,cheered me reet up ,we all know Lancashire,s better than yorkshire though 😉
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