Page 9 | How have you devastated your cat today?

Mabelface · 2021-03-29T08:40:47+00:00

I've put privacy film on the front room windows and he can't watch the world go by any more. He's sulking.

Vivana · 04/04/2021 23:51

I put both cats flea spot on today and did there claws to. Been sulking all day to

Thefamilybusiness · 04/04/2021 23:10

Today I gave her the leg of lamb bone, thought she'd like it.
How wrong was I..

HopingForOurRainbowBaby · 04/04/2021 17:02

Took a chicken leg bone off him twice. First time I saw him taking it off the plate so I pulled it out of his mouth. The second time I didn't see him taking it but noticed he'd suddenly disappeared from trying to pinch the rest of my dinner and there he was merrily trying to munch on it. Needless to say it was swiftly removed again. Then I devastated him for a 3rd time by wiping a goblet of saliva from his mouth before it landed on my face as he was hovering over me ready to shake his head at a million miles per hour and douse me in a ton of stinky meaty fishy scented kitty slobber 😼

Fundays12 · 04/04/2021 16:39

I told him off for dropping a dead present at the bottom of the path which my neighbours kids picked up with sticks and dropped in my recycling bin. I then had to fetch it out 🤢.

My little lady is a huff today as it's cold and windy which she doesn't like.

SweetToffee · 04/04/2021 16:16

I complained loudly that her furballs are fucking annoying

AlfonsoTheTerrible · 04/04/2021 15:39

I looked at him again. Basically, I'm not allowed in his bedroom when he's there. It's like having a crabby teenager.

Didiplanthis · 04/04/2021 15:11

A REAL easter bunny .. not a chocolate one..

Didiplanthis · 04/04/2021 15:10

Told mine off for vomiting up the easter bunny on the kitchen floor in front of the kids this morning 🤮

Chocolateismakingmefat · 04/04/2021 15:00

He sunbathed on it yesterday!!

toffeebutterpopcorn · 04/04/2021 14:57

Why would you do that? It would be funny!

Chocolateismakingmefat · 04/04/2021 14:49

Banned him from bouncing..

coastergirl · 04/04/2021 14:30

Yep @Soubriquet is right. Queen you definitely have two cats.

sweetkitty · 04/04/2021 13:19

I ran out of the very expensive tuna pouches they have for their breakfast and they had to share 2 of them between the 3 of them, phone the cat cruelty police now!!!

Soubriquet · 04/04/2021 12:56

We’ve said this many times Queen

He really is

You have two cats and have done for a while

QueenPaw · 04/04/2021 12:54

They wanted chicken. The black and white one isn't even mine

Soubriquet · 04/04/2021 12:34

Toothless!!

Lellochip · 04/04/2021 10:59

That's a dragon.

😂 Yes, I normally have very little to contribute to this post, she's always too busy sleeping to be devastated or upset at much, but fleaing and worming are huge betrayals. For at least 13 seconds, she's too lazy for grudges.

This pic was from the last time I attempted getting a worming tablet in her - I think it's one of my favourite photos haha!

LovelaceBiggWither · 04/04/2021 10:45

Mine brought me a baby snake and was most surprised that I took the snake outside.

He's still looking for the snake 2 weeks later.

PissTestRightNowDaniella · 04/04/2021 10:30

I had the audacity to shut her out of the bedroom last night in order to prevent her stomping on my head at three in the morning, hence allowing me (just for once) to get a full nights sleep.

She may never get over this.

toffeebutterpopcorn · 04/04/2021 10:07

@Lellochip

I put frontline on her, she cowered then went outside to sulk in the garden.

That’s a dragon.

GojiberryStar · 04/04/2021 10:05

@Kotatsu

Mine is strangely OK with me pulling at the matts on the backs of his legs every time he comes up for a stroke (I do get a yowl, but he comes straight back again), but when I wasn't quick enough to remove the poo from the big cat litter box (he has 2 more litter trays I might add, which are exclusively used for wee, plus the wide outdoors)

He protested by weeing on a carrier bag left behind the settee, which I didn't notice until that evening (having been wandering around the house wondering where the smell was coming from). I suppose I should be grateful that at least he weed on something so it's easy to clean up.

My late cat used to use carrier bags to wee on if left around.. thought was due to age 18+

Won't share the story of the cardboard box left on its side for a while and the delight that awaited me when I very manually flattened it for recycling 🤢

Kotatsu · 04/04/2021 09:58

Mine is strangely OK with me pulling at the matts on the backs of his legs every time he comes up for a stroke (I do get a yowl, but he comes straight back again), but when I wasn't quick enough to remove the poo from the big cat litter box (he has 2 more litter trays I might add, which are exclusively used for wee, plus the wide outdoors)

He protested by weeing on a carrier bag left behind the settee, which I didn't notice until that evening (having been wandering around the house wondering where the smell was coming from). I suppose I should be grateful that at least he weed on something so it's easy to clean up.

Soubriquet · 04/04/2021 09:52

I’m gong to seriously piss my cat off later....she’s got a smelly bottom which means she’s got a Klingon on there somewhere

Got to pin her down to chop it off.

deeplyambivalent · 04/04/2021 09:51

HIs hobby is to pee on strange things. 😂

LaurieSchafferIsAllBitterNow · 04/04/2021 09:42

idiotcat is mad that I gave him and his sister breakfast and then was still in the kitchen to cover the last half of hers so he couldn't have second breakfast...she prefers to graze, he likes to eat all the things always.

He is also mad that I have a new chair (second hand) quarantining in the spare bedroom...the sock basket is also in there which is his current favourite snooze-venue.

The chair is quarantining so that he does not pee on it as it is a stranger and because I gave it a good going over with upholstery cleaner and want it to be safe just in case.
HIs hobby is to pee on strange things.
If I move the sock basket that will also be wrong.

He is also a bit cross that I left the kitchen door open, this means he has unfettered access outside via the porch window and is unable to harass anyone in the kitchen into opening the door for him so that he can pretend he never actually wanted the door open or to go out, like EVER