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How have you devastated your cat today?

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Mabelface · 29/03/2021 09:40

I've put privacy film on the front room windows and he can't watch the world go by any more. He's sulking.

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DenisetheMenace · 22/04/2021 21:19

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Yesterday 12:16 tcjotm

DenisetheMenace
Three spays tomorrow. No dinner after 8pm. No breakfast 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

You’re in my thoughts and prayers 😂😂“

Oh, bless you, thanks.
After walking backwards and falling over when I brought the girls home yesterday (them, not me), they’re doing really well today. Eating, drinking and looking gorgeous in their little recovery vests, lined up on the back doorstep watching flies outside. They just can’t wait to get out there!

Andithoughtiwasspecial · 22/04/2021 20:57

@je4852 dear God no!

je4852 · 22/04/2021 20:30

I had to break the news to him that the people who live in his 'second home' have gone off on holiday for a fortnight. He'll have to sit on my lap instead.

Andithoughtiwasspecial · 22/04/2021 20:27

Today I made my cat move off of my laptop. There are no words.

sashh · 22/04/2021 11:01

I'm totally evil apparently.

I put food in her bowl first thing, but she didn't see me do it so therefore I have not fed her. She has spent an hour telling me off and is now outside doing kitty business.

catwithwhiskers · 22/04/2021 09:45

I woke up 45 mins later this morning and delayed his lordship's breakfast. He made his feelings known

LBOCS2 · 21/04/2021 12:31

I put fatso catso (who is basically spherical) on a diet.

I am being very careful to shut my bedroom door at night as I'm a little concerned he might kill and eat me in my sleep.

NowYouListenToMeFella · 21/04/2021 12:21

Tried to take him to the vet yesterday. He didn't come home until after midnight and I the fool stayed up waiting for him. Too soft to leave him out all night.

tcjotm · 21/04/2021 12:16

@DenisetheMenace

Three spays tomorrow. No dinner after 8pm. No breakfast 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
You’re in my thoughts and prayers 😂😂
carameldecaflatte · 21/04/2021 08:40

Stopped him eating his sisters dinner after he finished his own and then wouldn’t give him any treats. He has an eating disorder.

MidnightMeltdown · 20/04/2021 21:37

I wouldn't open the door to let her in so she was forced to suffer the indignity of using her cat flap

DenisetheMenace · 20/04/2021 21:00

Three spays tomorrow. No dinner after 8pm. No breakfast 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

AlfonsoTheTerrible · 20/04/2021 17:58

I turned off the sun today, so there are no sunny spots to laze about in.

Shehasadiamondinthesky · 20/04/2021 14:18

I went to work again, how dare I.

FanPanCan · 20/04/2021 14:17

Chucked his half dead baby bird back out into the garden and shut the door! Bloody cat!

FelicityBeedle · 20/04/2021 14:16

I wish I knew what I’d done! He’s went from sitting on my lap 24/7 to sitting sulkily on the opposite sofa. I am a rubbish cat slave and am being given the silent treatment

How have you devastated your cat today?
romdowa · 20/04/2021 11:59

I wont let the older cat take the 5 month old kitten outside. If we leave the older cat out , he opens the back door and let's the kitten out. So everyone has to stay in now. Oc is now sat on his tree facing the wall 😂😂

hilariousnamehere · 20/04/2021 11:48

I shut the back door. After she'd come inside of her own accord.

How have you devastated your cat today?
toffeebutterpopcorn · 20/04/2021 10:04

They must have no gag reflex at all. Unless they stick their little paws down their throats...

ChequerBoard · 20/04/2021 09:42

@toffeebutterpopcorn

Can cats actually make themselves sick at will? I’ve often wondered.

Absolutely yes.

His Lorship does this regularly when meals are not deemed to be of sufficient quality or are just not what we wanted. He wolfs the lot and then roams around seeking the best places (we have hard floors so any rugs, cushions, throws) to vomit over at will..

It is his most unattractive trait.

Good job he is a devastatingly handsome beast and incredibly loving the rest of the time.

toffeebutterpopcorn · 20/04/2021 08:54

Can cats actually make themselves sick at will? I’ve often wondered.

listershologram · 20/04/2021 06:45

I went to work and left Dcat at home alone. When I got back she was sitting in my favourite cushion and would not move.

JorisBonson · 20/04/2021 06:34

I threw the THREE dead mice away that he kindly brought me.

Remaker · 20/04/2021 03:22

I’ve refused to spend the entire day sitting on the couch so she can sit on my lap. My punishment is her meowing loudly in my face.

Furries · 20/04/2021 02:43

FCat was next to me on the sofa and had placed his paw on my arm. After a considerable amount of time, I needed to move my arm. He had one claw hooked on my jumper - he wouldn’t retract his claw, just hopped around in circles whilst glaring at me. It’s obviously my fault that my jumper trapped him 😂