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How have you devastated your cat today?

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Mabelface · 29/03/2021 09:40

I've put privacy film on the front room windows and he can't watch the world go by any more. He's sulking.

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crashbandicootwarped · 29/03/2021 16:42

I have no idea who Michael is - fucking autocorrect!

PineappleSun · 29/03/2021 16:40

Oh she's snoozing downstairs happy as Larry and blissfully ignorant that she has a vet's appointment tomorrow..

PepeSilviaDoesNotExist · 29/03/2021 16:37

My colleagues cat was sat on her keyboard so she moved her. She’s been flouncing around in the background of the zoom call throwing dirty looks. It’s very amusing Grin

eurochick · 29/03/2021 16:36

The window cleaner arrived at the same time the cleaner was here wielding their mortal enemy, hoover. They were Not Happy.

crashbandicootwarped · 29/03/2021 16:36

Mine is having eye drops 3x a day.

The indignity of being held down for 3 seconds is all to Michael no she now behaves as if we beat her.

DragonWillow · 29/03/2021 16:31

mine is not happy I took the packet of tooth harps away from him when he had almost got the packet open

GillBiggeloesHair · 29/03/2021 16:30

Cried the house down because she wanted to go in the bathroom cupboard for a nap. (I could hear her wailing from the garden).

Came in, went to bathroom, opened the cupboard door - she walked away and got on the bed.

swampytiggaa · 29/03/2021 16:29

DD went to college on Sunday and will be back on Wednesday. All 3 cats are sitting sadly outside her door waiting for her to appear. The other six people in the house might as well not exist.

Tbf they like her room because it catches the sun and they can watch people walking past.

zaffa · 29/03/2021 16:23

The other cat is still angry with me because I forgot that he was outside (as he was hiding behind the shed) and went out to drop DD at nursery and therefor couldn't open the back door when he decided it was time to come inside ... AND I turned off the outside warmth and sunshine to cause him maximum discomfort.

zaffa · 29/03/2021 16:20

@HarleyQuinn21

All of mine are pissed off every day because I had a baby 8 weeks ago
15 months in here and mine are still pretty peeved about me doing that..... especially now that the baby is old enough to take an interest in them and just desperately wants to love them and stroke them and rest her little head on their fluffiness. This is obviously unacceptable behavior for at least one lap cat who desperately desires affection and adulation. Hmm
FatCatThinCat · 29/03/2021 16:17

Mine got in a strop and tried to savage me as I wouldn't share my blood pressure medicine with her.

QueenPaw · 29/03/2021 16:13

@thecatneuterer he's still gazing at me, don't worry Grin
Cats protection "that cat is bloody ridiculous. I want him" Grin

How have you devastated your cat today?
thecatneuterer · 29/03/2021 16:04

@QueenPaw Surely you never do anything wrong in his eyes

Piggypiggyoinkoink · 29/03/2021 15:25

I have had The Stare because I didn’t offer anything from the chopping board. Where I had chopped celery, peppers and carrots, all things we established many moons ago she does not like. She is currently belly up on my duvet so I can only assume is getting over it slowly....

QueenPaw · 29/03/2021 12:20

Not sure what I've done now

How have you devastated your cat today?
MaryIsA · 29/03/2021 12:11

I don't know what I've done...but there is a vast amount of disapproval going on.

Eliza72 · 29/03/2021 12:10

I've just been added to a group on Facebook called Disapproving Corgis!! It is similar to the posts here but with corgis, you'd really enjoy it!

goldpendant · 29/03/2021 12:09

I had to give him an iams pouch as I'm out of felix.

KatyMac · 29/03/2021 12:07

I wouldn't let her eat the brown tape from a parcel!

And I am still keeping her inside (waiting for neutering and microchip)

I am a bad slave!

QueenPaw · 29/03/2021 11:56

I wouldn't open the window while the grass was being strimmed. So he was stuck inside for all of 5 minutes
When I opened the window he then refused to go out Confused
Now he won't walk on the grass "feels weird on paws"

TaraR2020 · 29/03/2021 10:45

*dreamies, obviously

TaraR2020 · 29/03/2021 10:44

I put dreamless down in the kitchen rather than taking them out to her in the garden.

She's a princess.

PurplePansy05 · 29/03/2021 10:44

We bought a baby crib and she's sulking cause she is not allowed in it and she thought it was a cat crib. How dare we!

Tocktickclick · 29/03/2021 10:41

My cat will only eat different biscuits @LookToTreblesGoingTreblesGone
He must have different flavours every day. Sometimes I have the absolute gall to give him biscuits from a box that is already open 😿

PiggyPlumPie · 29/03/2021 10:41

@IrenetheQuaint mine settles down and goes to sleep on the ironing board whenever I get it out!

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