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Guess what I've been sent...

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Kumquatsquash · 26/01/2021 15:47

Ordered some stock for my shop from Alibaba. As soon as I opened the box I suspected something was wrong as the wraps are bigger than expected. Can you guess what's in them?

Guess what I've been sent...
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AutisticID · 26/01/2021 16:27

I’ll take one in rose quartz please!!

redcandlelight · 26/01/2021 16:27

@Kumquatsquash

I ordered raw, untumbled crystals. I've got 30 fannies in Lapis lazuli, amazonite and rose quartz.
photo or it didn't happen Grin
SinkGirl · 26/01/2021 16:27

What if you discover that there’s actually a massive market for gemstone vulvas thanks to this error and become a millionaire?

I was planning to order some stock from there too, might think again.

Ohhhh · 26/01/2021 16:26

Crystal fannies omg SmileSmileSmileSmile

SallyMcNally · 26/01/2021 16:26

Are they all the same? Or individually carved? I think we need more pictures!

Plonque · 26/01/2021 16:26

@Kumquatsquash

I ordered raw, untumbled crystals. I've got 30 fannies in Lapis lazuli, amazonite and rose quartz.

😂👌🏽

Purplethrow · 26/01/2021 16:25

It’s a fanny fuck up !

NavyBerry · 26/01/2021 16:25

Wow! Time to start a new campaign at your shop OP GrinGrinGrin

SoupDragon · 26/01/2021 16:25

😂😂😂😂 I was thinking "FFS, just get on with it and tell us..." but it was well worth the wait!

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Kumquatsquash · 26/01/2021 16:24

I ordered raw, untumbled crystals. I've got 30 fannies in Lapis lazuli, amazonite and rose quartz.

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Bluetrews25 · 26/01/2021 16:24

Those are interesting paperweights!
Or do they have some other function? You will have to enlighten me.
Are they, er, educational?

Squiffany · 26/01/2021 16:24

LMAO! 😂

Robbybobtail · 26/01/2021 16:23

Fossilised fannies!”
Grin Grin Grin

Soubriquet · 26/01/2021 16:23

Sooooooo how are you going to sell all these fanjos....

And what did you mean to order?!

impressivelycunty · 26/01/2021 16:23

Was the sender Brian from Hull?

CooperLooper · 26/01/2021 16:23

@Purplethrow

Shock what did you order ? Fossilised fannies ?
Fossilised fannies I'm done 😂😂😂
Fluffyandsilly · 26/01/2021 16:22

Oh my god that is amazing!
Do they come in any other shapes? Colours?!
What are you going to do with them?

SuperSharpShooter · 26/01/2021 16:22

😂 Amazing! How much ya gonna sell those for?

itsbiganditsorange · 26/01/2021 16:22

Yay - barnacles!!!

Hang on... ... er... oh. Grin

ranoutofquinoaandprosecco · 26/01/2021 16:22
Shock
PussyCatInChristmasStockings · 26/01/2021 16:22

I think you'd get more buyers from this thread at least for the penises...

Soubriquet · 26/01/2021 16:22

@pooopypants

I'm going for the obvious - coke
Just what I was gonna say Grin
Whitney168 · 26/01/2021 16:21

WTF did you MEAN to order?

DDiva · 26/01/2021 16:21

🙀

Justmuddlingalong · 26/01/2021 16:21

Looks like a burst pastie.