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Crackers you've read on MN

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MrsMarrio · 25/11/2020 00:19

Just a bit of fun. I've read some really awful threads on MN, then there in the comments is that poster that says something hilarious. I've got a few stored in my head.

In relation to a cheat going to the OW - "they think the grass is greener on the other side because it's covered in bullshit'

A post about partner being friends with the opposite sex, someone told a story of their other half getting 'mentionitis' about another woman who turned out to be cheating

And my favourite, a poster had took back a guy after a few break ups to which someone responded 'that's like fishing shite out the toilet- just flush'.

Anybody else got comments stuck in their mind for any future reference that fits or just me Grin

OP posts:
VettiyaIruken · 27/11/2020 20:22

😂😂

IhateBoswell · 27/11/2020 20:21

TomHanksintheMoneyPit

VettiyaIruken

FIIIGGGHHHHTTTT 😂

Blurpblorp · 27/11/2020 20:13

@VettiyaIruken saints preserve us, it's an Angela Hernandez moment!!

DeathByMascara · 27/11/2020 20:11

And VettiyaIruken I absolutely loved that thread, roared with laughter the whole way through!

DeathByMascara · 27/11/2020 20:09

Nothing will beat Mexican house thief for me!

VettiyaIruken · 27/11/2020 20:05

@minou123

VettiyaIruken

TomHanksintheMoneyPit

Bash tits on the keyboard and hope for the best was meeeeeeeeee! smile smile

It bloody was not! 😂Howcanimissyouifyouwontgoaway was one of my old usernames, ya cheeky bugger! 😂😂

Ooooo, drama! This thread has just become interesting Grin

😂😂

I also talk about the Mongolian blue spots my son had. And the shoulder dystocia that left my eldest with erbs palsy.

I was also revelsroulette on the penis beaker thread everyone hates 😂. I was quite proud when my plunge his knob into a bucket went viral. So so sad, I know! I kept that quiet for years cos it's so hated on here 😂

ItsNotAGameOfSubbuteoMatthew · 27/11/2020 19:54

My favourite inspired my username. Referring to a man's over enthusiastic clitoris action.

minou123 · 27/11/2020 19:53

VettiyaIruken

TomHanksintheMoneyPit

Bash tits on the keyboard and hope for the best was meeeeeeeeee! smile smile

It bloody was not! 😂Howcanimissyouifyouwontgoaway was one of my old usernames, ya cheeky bugger! 😂😂

Ooooo, drama! This thread has just become interesting Grin

Twigaletta · 27/11/2020 19:49

@MissisBee

One years ago about trivial annoying things your husband does. A woman described her husband turning over in bed "flapping like a great salmon"
I'm going to use that one from now on! I tell my husband he's turning like the QE2 but flapping like a great salmon is perfect!
Woahisme · 27/11/2020 19:42

Blurpblorp - snapped and farted. I can't remember how the OP responded to that. She was piled on by people asking her what she meant, I was pissing myself laughing 😂

It was just the way the OP so casually dropped it into the post, and didn't even bother to explain if that is what they intended for people to interpret. It was almost inconsequential to what the OPs initial issue was and yet they felt the need to mention it.

VettiyaIruken · 27/11/2020 19:27

@TomHanksintheMoneyPit

Bash tits on the keyboard and hope for the best was meeeeeeeeee! Smile Smile
It bloody was not! 😂 Howcanimissyouifyouwontgoaway was one of my old usernames, ya cheeky bugger! 😂😂
grassisjeweled · 27/11/2020 18:56

Fat match was hilarious

Also a comment about looking like a triceratops in a frilly blouse

And Richard 3rd with a new haircut

Really funny

Bigx · 27/11/2020 18:53

There was a thread about self service tills in shops and how rage inudicing they are. A woman completely lost her shit with some potatoes and out loud called it a "stupid spud cunt" or something along those lines.

SameToo · 27/11/2020 18:52

There was a poster about 10 years ago who like to pop onto threads, make a wildly controversial or inflammatory comment then disappear. I remember another poster saying ‘ ah classics xx likes to bitch plop and leave!’ Grin

Cutted up pear still makes me howl.

Blurpblorp · 27/11/2020 18:50

@ineedsun

Boyfriend was being embarrassing in a karate class, she was so annoyed that she snapped and farted. I think the only explanation was 'I have IBS' but I may have remembered that incorrectly
Comedy gold.
ineedsun · 27/11/2020 18:49

Boyfriend was being embarrassing in a karate class, she was so annoyed that she snapped and farted. I think the only explanation was 'I have IBS' but I may have remembered that incorrectly

nosswith · 27/11/2020 18:48

Nothing beats the penis beaker, and I cannot think anything ever will.

Blurpblorp · 27/11/2020 18:38

What was the actual story with "snapped and farted"? Was it a typo? Or was the farting part of her anger, that she didn't think to explain? Grin

OldAndWornOut · 27/11/2020 18:34
Grin
BalloonSlayer · 27/11/2020 18:31

The toothpicks one might have been from a post I read where the poster described her ExDH, who had left her due to a midlife crisis. Despite having rather a large beer belly, the midlife crisis had extended to him wearing skinny jeans. He looked, she said like " a planet on toothpicks."

FelicisNox · 27/11/2020 18:31

Love this thread, really needed this today.

Chickoletta · 27/11/2020 18:28

Also ‘snapped and farted’. I still cry with laughter just thinking about that one.

Chickoletta · 27/11/2020 18:21

In one of the many threads about whether or not people clean themselves up or change the sheets after sex, a poster claimed that she took a shower and changed the bed every time. Brilliant MN response from someone was ‘Why spoil the mood by having to leap up and clean yourself up? It’s your husband’s semen, not wheelie bin juice’ 😂

numberoneson · 27/11/2020 18:19

@ThroughThickAndThin01

I am Canadian was brilliant. Was that the one where the OP was accusing her DH of not putting up the stair gate correctly?

Not quite the OPs directive but the thread that still sums up MN for me is the cross OP in a doctors surgery whose toddler was playing up told him to “stop being a whiny tinker” but the words which actually came out in the hushed waiting room was “stop being a tiny wanker” 😂

I totally love the doctors' surgery one!
LunaNorth · 27/11/2020 18:11

Just a fat match. I totally did, too.

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