Just a bit of fun. I've read some really awful threads on MN, then there in the comments is that poster that says something hilarious. I've got a few stored in my head.
In relation to a cheat going to the OW - "they think the grass is greener on the other side because it's covered in bullshit'
A post about partner being friends with the opposite sex, someone told a story of their other half getting 'mentionitis' about another woman who turned out to be cheating
And my favourite, a poster had took back a guy after a few break ups to which someone responded 'that's like fishing shite out the toilet- just flush'.
Anybody else got comments stuck in their mind for any future reference that fits or just me 