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Things that are actually pretty weird when you think about them?

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PutItInYourPocket · 28/10/2020 20:33

I've just been thinking about this as I've been lay in the bath.

I'm currently pregnant and baby goes mad when I'm in the bath and I was watching him kicking and squirming inside me and just thought... This is actually pretty odd when you think about it. I have a living thing that's moving around inside me!

A friend had to have a blood transfusion not so long ago and she can't think about that for long without feeling squeamish that someone else's blood was inside her!

What other things do you find strange when you really think about them?

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OhYouBadBadKitten · 29/10/2020 18:04

I look at the plants I grow and wonder how the heck there is so much of them. The only thing that gets added is water - my hedges get bigger and bigger but the ground doesn't get lower and lower. Where does all that solidness actually come from?

shamelessnamechangeagain · 29/10/2020 18:00

Milk

LovelyIssues · 29/10/2020 17:59

@BruceAndNosh it's sex for me to. Blows my mind

Sandii · 29/10/2020 17:57

Sleep ...we inhabit bodies that SWITCH OFF to recharge ! Awesome ...

Also as the poster says ...babies ..parasitise that live inside us for 9 months, burst violently and bloodily out of our bodies causing great pain, yet we immediately fall in love with them !

PussGirl · 29/10/2020 17:56

Cooking mysteries for me. A couple have been mentioned already - meringue and cakes.

I can get that butter could be invented by accident, with a barrel of cream jolting along a rutted track for a couple of hours to market they probably threw it out the first time in disgust but whipped cream?

You can't make that by accident - it has to be beaten for ages to even start to thicken, especially without an electric whisk.

Who bothered to do this the first time, and why?

like7 · 29/10/2020 17:56

Thanks OP - great thread. In these weird times, this is helping me appreciate more of the amazing world around me. Need that. Also having such a laugh too!

Wingingitsince2018 · 29/10/2020 17:55

The one thing I just can't work out how the fuck it works, is those cassette tapes you get that you plug your phone in to to play music.

I had one when I was in college and I just can't get it.

chocoholicc · 29/10/2020 17:54

The sky.
It's literally a forever changing picture. It's always different I just think it's absolutely beautiful and I'm completely fascinated by it

cunningartificer · 29/10/2020 17:49

How leaves are basically solar panels.

Also when my son was about 6 months old and crawling and has only ever been breast fed I suddenly thought how strange that every thing that made up this little person (apart from his dad’s contribution) had come from me. Much weirder than just growing a newborn somehow.

csigeek · 29/10/2020 17:47

It’s probably been said but a lot of food items, all of which I eat btw!!

Mushroom....it’s fungus!
Cow’s or Goat’s milk....breast milk of another species
Any other dairy product derived from the breast milk of another species!
Honey.....bee spit

DagenhamRoundhouse · 29/10/2020 17:46

OldEvilOwl
Totally agree re oysters and acting. And who thought it a good idea to try mushrooms and who decided which ones were poison? I suppose they had to die to decide!

Acting is bizarre - grown people pretending to be someone else and doing it for a living.

Deadringer · 29/10/2020 17:45

@TheSpottedZebra

That females are born with all the eggs they'll have. So not only did I grow inside my mother, but the egg I came from was formed in my granny!
Yes, and my mum was born in 1926, so i was inside my mum, inside my granny, in 1926. Mad.
CallmeBadJanet · 29/10/2020 17:43

Zoom meetings. It’s like the intro to the Muppet Show.

DagenhamRoundhouse · 29/10/2020 17:43

IKEA

Henio · 29/10/2020 17:40

@TheFutureIs

And on a deeper level, all the atoms in our bodies have existed since the beginning of the universe
🤯
poppy990 · 29/10/2020 17:34

I can’t think about how many people the water we drink has already passed through. It’s grim when you think about it

Eckhart · 29/10/2020 17:22

@Graphista

use proper English!" When of course there's really no such thing

There is always a current 'proper' English, but it's fluid and ever-changing. Bit like how facts change according to scientific developments. The fact that it's fluid doesn't mean that if a person starts rytin lyk vis, their version is as correct as writing like this. But if a million people do it, the rules of 'proper English' get pulled that way.

There's also considerably less respect for the rules than there used to be, so rytin proper and grammaring doesn't matter as much as it did.

FitzsFool · 29/10/2020 17:08

Music.
I mean what actually IS it? Random noises that make you feel stuff.
What makes music sound sad?
I mean, yes minor chords and all that but why are they SAD???

This and pretty much all the things said so far!!!

Graphista · 29/10/2020 16:41

Have a look at David Crystals works, some fascinating stuff.

I have, as I say I've studied this but so much of it is theory as languages developed so long ago we'll never REALLY Know EXACTLY eg why one alphabet is one way and another totally different. Why even with the same alphabet certain words, letters etc are pronounced and used differently in different languages even when they're closely related. So much of it developed organically it's hard to trace exact roots.

I am trained in BSL so I find your comments on Nicaraguan sign language fascinating. When learning I was also surprised to learn how very different American Sign Language is to BSL.

there is an argument that English is not a true language but a Creole. It steals words and grammar from other languages

Yes I said pretty much the same upthread. I do find it very amusing and ill informed when people online especially on mn correct other people's spelling and grammar and such and even denigrate their use of English when the other poster is eg from USA usually at some point saying something like "use proper English!" When of course there's really no such thing!

When I lived overseas as an adult (I'd lived there before as a pre-verbal/barely verbal child but don't really remember) I was worried about the language barrier as at that time I only had some schoolgirl french that I'd not used in years! This was also prior to my studying the English language and so I knew very little about European language history.

As it turned out my knowledge of Scots Gaelic came in very handy! That will have confused a few of you reading!

Turns out they're all Germanic languages and I was able to fairly quickly pick up enough to get by just from my previous knowledge of Scots Gaelic, I learned more the longer I lived there of course as immersion and necessity REALLY helps! Early on I got on the wrong bloody bus! To find my way to getting the RIGHT bus home involved using a mish mash of the few Dutch words I'd picked up already, a few french, and a few Gaelic! Fuck knows what people witnessing that conversation would have thought!

Being a Scot I also found it easier to pronounce certain words too, as I could pronounce guttural sounds eg ch as in loch or rhotic r etc

This actually caused me problems as my pronunciation made it seem as if I were a fluent speaker at times and then the other person would be like "great I can speak as fast and as dialectically as I like!" And blether away at me as I looked  and then went "sorry can you say that again slower" which confused them!

I fear you and I @sashh Could blether on about this all day and then some!

Where my fascination REALLY lies and I'd LOVE to indulge in studying properly is idioms and proverbs etc

Having lived all over the Uk, Western Europe and having friends and family all over the world I LOVE when someone tells me about a new idiom or similar that they've discovered and the meaning and history behind them. They are the very definition of language being culture led AND vice versa

Just think of the bizarre ones in the English language alone

Raining cats and dogs
Fish out of water
Fit as a fiddle etc.

Totally nonsensical!

When I did my first trip to France as part of a school exchange programme (don't think you'd get away with THAT these days, living in a strange families home, likely no background check and a language barrier!) and was amazed to learn that other languages had idioms etc too.

The daughter I was matched with was a moody mare and while fighting with her older sister who I got along great with she said something I couldn't make head or tail of and thought I'd simply made a mistake. I ended up asking one of the other exchange students when we next met and they laughed and said no mistake I had it right it was an idiom. Something about running on her beans iirc which meant she was driving her nuts/making her angry.

KenzoBaby · 29/10/2020 16:34

@Kalula
Your exact question about marriage/heaven is answered in the Bible - basically there are no husbands/wives in heaven.

And Sadducees came to him, who say that there is no resurrection. And they asked him a question, saying, 19 “Teacher, Moses wrote for us that if a man's brother dies and leaves a wife, but leaves no child, the man[e] must take the widow and raise up offspring for his brother. 20 There were seven brothers; the first took a wife, and when he died left no offspring. 21 And the second took her, and died, leaving no offspring. And the third likewise. 22 And the seven left no offspring. Last of all the woman also died. 23 In the resurrection, when they rise again, whose wife will she be? For the seven had her as wife.”

24 Jesus said to them, “Is this not the reason you are wrong, because you know neither the Scriptures nor the power of God? 25 For when they rise from the dead, they neither marry nor are given in marriage, but are like angels in heaven. 26

Eckhart · 29/10/2020 15:55

@PutItInYourPocket

Do I just sound like a crazy dog lady or do others understand

Both...

Cantaloupeisland · 29/10/2020 15:47

@12frogsincoats I've thought this too, it's so weird! And who decides what is 'wrong' or not as it's ever changing- like we look back at some of the horrible things people did to each other in the past and say they're awful, but did people then think they were awful? And if they didn't does that mean these things were ok? mental!

firstimemamma · 29/10/2020 14:48

@Eckhart good point. I forgot about puppies! Oh and 'cute' is definitely a useful function Wink

LookToTreblesGoingTreblesGone · 29/10/2020 14:43

The brain. It's made of something tangible that you could actually touch, but how does it "think"? How does something grey and fairly solid "hold" memories?

RiftGibbon · 29/10/2020 14:33

[quote Pjsandbaileys]@rosegoldivy I've often what language a person who is truly bilingual has an their inner voice. Say a polish person living in England and in there dreams if I appear do I speak English or Polish. My children have friends who were born here but parents don't really speak English but their first language would be English as they only really use their parents native language when speaking to them. How ever the first language they learned was their parents. This thread is making my head hurt but it's the best one in ages 😊[/quote]
I know a bilingual Welsh woman and asked her whether she thought in English or Welsh. She said it depended on who she was with, and what language was being spoken at the time.