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Things that are actually pretty weird when you think about them?

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PutItInYourPocket · 28/10/2020 20:33

I've just been thinking about this as I've been lay in the bath.

I'm currently pregnant and baby goes mad when I'm in the bath and I was watching him kicking and squirming inside me and just thought... This is actually pretty odd when you think about it. I have a living thing that's moving around inside me!

A friend had to have a blood transfusion not so long ago and she can't think about that for long without feeling squeamish that someone else's blood was inside her!

What other things do you find strange when you really think about them?

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Tinpotspectator · 12/10/2021 23:08

Fishing. Especially catching and releasing.

Veescience · 12/10/2021 10:21

That your memory is only you remembering a memory. Like a photocopy that gets diluted each time.

Daydreamsinglorioustechnicolor · 06/12/2020 17:58

@lemonsquashie

I'm a woman who comes from a long line of women. The line goes back centuries. If I don't have a daughter, that line stops now with me.
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Smokeahontas · 06/12/2020 17:50

That the cold sore virus lives dormant and then BOOM. It decides it wants to make an appearance on your lip or nose, depending on how it’s feeling.

lemonsquashie · 06/12/2020 15:36

I'm a woman who comes from a long line of women. The line goes back centuries. If I don't have a daughter, that line stops now with me.

Carouselfish · 06/12/2020 00:16

Oh and how funny that world maps are different depending on what country you get them from. That particular country is the one in the centre. Seems obvious but looks weird.

Carouselfish · 06/12/2020 00:12

That we are clever apes keeping other animals as pets.
That we impregnate cows to steal their babies' milk.
And on a less grim note, writing. Drawing symbols to explain our thoughts to other people. Pretty amazing really.

LethargicLumpOfLockdownLard · 30/11/2020 20:37

@Graphista

Not caught up on thread but for those interested in alternative maps etc I'm just watching west wing and for any unfamiliar there's an episode - season 2 episode 16 around 25 mins in where exactly this is discussed

2 main characters basically go in expecting a boring pr exercise, they simply need to get over with, and their jaws dropping upon being told that not only are major areas not correctly portrayed on standardly used Mercator maps in terms of size but also in terms of actual location

The characters are basically 'wtf?! So we haven't been living where we THOUGHT we were living the maps are all wrong?' And the quirky lobby group person goes "er...yep! Basically' Grin

Lobby group person is one of my favourite actors, he's not famous as such but he's one of those he's in loads of things and most will know his face AND his distinctive voice/speech pattern - John Billingsley

Trekkies will definitely know him.

Just a really funny scene

See, I saw this episode recently and thought - hang on, have none of you seen a globe?! I mean, surely globes are accurate and we all grew up seeing them. A flat map of the whole globe is never going to look real.
UpHereForDancing · 30/11/2020 00:27

Also, sexual attraction between humans.

Apparently it's all about shared values!

The most unsexy explanation!

UpHereForDancing · 30/11/2020 00:24

@ZoeCM I hear you! I'll never forget talking about "the internet" with my engineer father for about an hour in the mid-90s.

After he explained at length what it was all about I said it would probably never catch on!!

ZoeCM · 30/11/2020 00:03

The existence of the Internet still blows my mind, even though it's been around for all of my life. Anyone, anywhere in the world, can read this post within seconds of me pressing "POST MESSAGE" (assuming they have an Internet connection and can read English, obviously!). Of course, it's unlikely to be read by anyone outside the UK, but it's still a weird thought.

TheLuckiest · 29/11/2020 10:24

Got another one...

Was listening to something on the radio about the first recording of a human voice.
And when a rare recording by a famous singer (Caruso possibly??) was unearthed, it turned out to be quite disappointing.

How did people hundreds of years ago know when someone was a good singer or musician?
I mean, they probably didn't have much to compare it to.
Nowadays, we have 1000s of examples but back then, if someone rocked up to your village and who was a 'celebrated' performer, you might have to take their word for it as you had no other point of reference. Same for dancers or acrobats...Grin

PawsAndPhytoncides · 29/11/2020 07:54

@stampsurprise

On that.. There's one man in my office, and 6 women. For 2 weeks before my period he's kind, caring, asking me how I am... The day my period ends and for about a week afterwards he doesn't ask me about myself. Worked with him for a few years and this is how he always is... Its weird

How on earth does he know you're on your period?! Shock

He doesn't know know. He's responding to different pheromones.
PawsAndPhytoncides · 29/11/2020 07:53

That we think of our bodies as solid objects but they're not. We are just tubes with holes at each end. We put stuff it (food) and it drops out the bottom. Weird.

boatyardblues · 29/11/2020 07:42

@dayswithaY

Meals. Who decided that you have three a day. Why do breakfast, lunch and dinner always vaguely stick to the same theme ie, cereal, sandwich, meat and two veg. Why is it not ok to have a chicken salad when you get up in the morning? I know anyone can eat whatever they like but really most people don't do they? Why don't people have apple crumble for lunch and cornflakes for dinner. Who made these rules? I want to know whose idea it all was!
This is cultural. If you watch Chinese or Korean shows, they don’t differentiate as much between meals. Rice, soups and even meat dishes are normal for breakfast. I have watched agog at some shows where they sit down to what looks like an evening banquet with lots of different dishes for breakfast.
BettyFilous · 29/11/2020 07:30

Cars. It’s probably your most expensive purchase after your home, they are easy to spirit away as they are literally designed to move and yet we park ‘em up in the street and leave them unattended, sometimes for days at a time. (I first had this thought in the 90s when vehicle thefts were at a historic high. I am far less worried about it now because newer cars have better security and I can afford better insurance.)

Sittinbythesea · 29/11/2020 07:24

Transparent things. I've spent too long sometime reading about it, but it blows my mind that glass can be so solid and hard but light can get through every bit of it.

stampsurprise · 29/11/2020 07:01

On that.. There's one man in my office, and 6 women. For 2 weeks before my period he's kind, caring, asking me how I am... The day my period ends and for about a week afterwards he doesn't ask me about myself. Worked with him for a few years and this is how he always is... Its weird

How on earth does he know you're on your period?! Shock

Storyoftonight · 07/11/2020 22:37

@BubblyBarbara

Who decided that eating sour milk (cottage cheese) was a good idea?

That’s how I feel about cheese cake. Let’s take a beautiful sweet treat like cake and make it taste like someone mixed rancid bitter dairy into it. Oh yum.

Is cottage cheese that??!
BubblyBarbara · 07/11/2020 13:19

Who decided that eating sour milk (cottage cheese) was a good idea?

That’s how I feel about cheese cake. Let’s take a beautiful sweet treat like cake and make it taste like someone mixed rancid bitter dairy into it. Oh yum.

B1rdflyinghigh · 06/11/2020 18:37

Who decided that eating sour milk (cottage cheese) was a good idea?

Why do you buy a house in the hope that you can leave money to your children when you die?

Why are some people lucky and earn vast amounts of money due to inventing things like cabbage patch dolls, rocks, LOL dolls when they really have little purpose?

The fact that everyone wees and pooh yet we rarely talk about it.

That despite years of evolution, men are essentially still after a shag and women want to be protected and still neither gender gets each other!

How you can be in one country and it's snowing, yet 10 hours later be in another country and it's so sunny.

That you can instantly dislike someone based on their looks.

BoyTree · 03/11/2020 08:46

@TeamLucille

Ha ha - I was clearly rambling incoherently! It arose from a conversation I was having with my son about why he needed to take off his fuzzy warm snuggly pyjamas and put on outdoor clothes and then I realised that we are constantly swapping our comfiest clothes for less comfy ones in order to be seen in the world! Go to work in a pair of tracksuit bottoms or a onesie and everyone will call you unprofessional, even if you are much better able to focus on your work because you are comfy and not thinking about your waist band digging in/awkward bra situation/tights falling down etc. You can only really wear your comfiest clothes at home because even in the supermarket people will start a thread about you if you're there in PJs.

And the more important the thing you are doing, the more vital it is (to society) have uncomfortable clothes - getting married, going to a funeral, job interviews etc - turn up to any of those in stretchy leggings and a baggy t-shirt and you'd be an abomination!!

Sarahandduck18 · 03/11/2020 00:13

That we don’t really know that anything that happened before the living memory of people who were very elderly told the current very elderly is true- we only have books etc.

It could all be made up- say everything before 1830/40.

hilariousnamehere · 02/11/2020 21:14

@AlaskaThunderfuckHiiiiiiiii

Oh and another one. That there are machines that have been sucked into the earth, there is peat place near me that apparently has a perfectly preserved train in that came off the track during the war. Also that there are big machines just left in quarries to flood and in underground caves. Infact that all makes me feel incredible weird and horrible so more likely to be some kind of weird phobia!
Ohh these make me feel really weird too and not in a good way. The train has given me chills!!!
Isitrainingihadntnoticed · 02/11/2020 20:41

How precious existence is. ...we were the sperm out of millions to make it...

Or for eg, my ex who died in 2017 and my mate who died in 2012 where once all out having dinner together and now they no longer exist. .

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