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Thug cat part 3. Unbidden guests are often welcomest when they are gone.

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Grumpyoldpersonwithcats · 14/08/2020 09:53

Since the second thread has now been promoted to 'classics' here is part three.
Links (hopefully) to the first and second threads below

thread_1

thread_2

TC is clearly suitably impressed by his fame

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Allergictoironing · 05/06/2021 21:13

And who is this Lana to whom you are referring?

Lana is part of a previous user name of Supersimkin2.

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Grumpyoldpersonwithcats · 05/06/2021 20:58

maybe you could arrange for TC to have his chakras readjusted

It's a bit late. I have previously confirmed that his chakras have been removed. ShockGrin

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AlfonsoTheMango · 05/06/2021 20:52

@Grumpyoldpersonwithcats, maybe you could arrange for TC to have his chakras readjusted or his aura tweaked or some reiki to be done on his tail.

I'm sure it's just a matter of finding the right therapy to soothe the savage breast.

Sweetpea1532 · 05/06/2021 20:50

@Grumpyoldpersonwithcats

You've been given quite a choice lot of names for thread 4...any one will do..just please do! I know you're trying to get ensconced in your new job but TC can't be ignored and his fans just can't be deniedWink

@YetAnotherSpartacus
What can I say?...I'm a child of the 70' s Grin

And who is this Lana to whom you are referring?

AlfonsoTheMango · 05/06/2021 20:49

Fair enough.

Fluffycloudland77 · 05/06/2021 20:39

To be fair to Sybil there’s no need to run around in this weather when the humans running around.

There’s no point you both being out of breath.

AlfonsoTheMango · 05/06/2021 20:27

TC, stop being a jerk. And, Sybil, keep your eyes on the ball, please.

Stigsmother · 05/06/2021 20:20

And this is why I would really miss the TC thread, please don't let it die GrumpySmile

Fluffycloudland77 · 05/06/2021 20:14

Which is how Benny Hills on screen marriage would’ve ended up too.

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Grumpyoldpersonwithcats · 05/06/2021 20:07

It was very Benny Hill (apart from the absence of scantily dressed ladies).
Actually the accompaniment was Mrs Grumpy shouting at me about why I'd let him in. Shock.

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Fluffycloudland77 · 05/06/2021 19:57

Was there Benny Hill music playing?.

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Grumpyoldpersonwithcats · 05/06/2021 19:54

TC has disgraced himself again. Shock

Shortly after the below photograph, Basil moved away from the door. I went to close the door at which point TC slapped me and ran into the house hissing. Made straight for the food in the kitchen, only to meet Lenny; more hissing. He then darted past me again and ran up the stairs. Having blocked all other routes I then chased him downstairs (hissing and growling from TC) and he exited by the front door.
Sybil meanwhile was in the hall downstairs looking bemused but entirely unconcerned that TC had run past her twice in HER house.

Thug cat part 3. Unbidden guests are often welcomest when they are gone.
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AnneKipanki · 05/06/2021 19:44

I Catticus !

The outcast young cat who should be ruler .

purrswhileheeats · 05/06/2021 19:06

Thug thread no.3 is filling up Grumpy Shock Never mind a children's book; TC should have his own Catflix series.

True Crime: Neighbourhood Under Siege
Real Crime: A Survivor's Story
The Fall: A Victim's True Account

Just throwing some suggestions out there Wink

YetAnotherSpartacus · 05/06/2021 15:18

Does this mean that Mrs Grumpy is nicking off with bread, crackers and honey and hopefully taking Sybil with her and leaving all you males to get on with it?

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Grumpyoldpersonwithcats · 05/06/2021 15:12

There is only one appropriate term to use for TC's heinous transgression.

To paraphrase the King James Bible. (1 Kings 14:10)
“Therefore, behold, I will bring evil upon the house of Grumpy, and will cut off from Grumpy him that pisseth against the wall within the boat"

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Fluffycloudland77 · 05/06/2021 14:16

Oh yes thats perfectly acceptable behaviour.

YetAnotherSpartacus · 05/06/2021 14:09

Like grown women who refer to their mother as Mummy

But not grown women who refer to themselves as 'Mummy' or 'Mama' in relation to their cats of course.

Supersimkin2 · 05/06/2021 14:06

Suspicion with people is fine - but I know you and I would never have accused little TC of that boat cover 'incident'. Would we @Fluffycloudland77?

AlfonsoTheMango · 05/06/2021 13:46

@AnneKipanki

To pee or not to pee , that is the question.
Grin
YetAnotherSpartacus · 05/06/2021 12:13

Anne! A pune or play on words indeed!

AnneKipanki · 05/06/2021 11:54

To pee or not to pee , that is the question.

Fluffycloudland77 · 05/06/2021 11:43

I’m just deeply suspicious of people & cynical.

Supersimkin2 · 05/06/2021 11:25

Bow bells gal that I am, TC has a slash.

Grin @Fluffycloudland77. You know humans better than Shakespeare.

YetAnotherSpartacus · 05/06/2021 10:17

Yes, I think that 'pee' or 'piss' are more TC sounding words. Ollie 'wees', but TC goes for a piss.