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To realise I like old lady things

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AiryFairyMum · 20/06/2020 15:13

I bought some Yardley perfume for my grandmother and haven't been able to give it to her due to lockdown. I really like it and am going to buy some for me.
Also, I've started looking at those pointy cross-your hearty bras and thinking they look comfy and I quite like the shape, without having to cope with underwires (which I hate).
I'm 37, not 73. Are there any other old lady things I might like please?

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kojolo · 22/06/2020 18:57

I've let myself down and bought Punk IPA from the shop instead of Dubonnet as I had planned in honour of this thread.

In my defence they didn't have any. I've made do with a quarter of chocolate limes.

AdaColeman · 22/06/2020 18:54

Yes, I’m having an amontillado and some little cheese shortbread biscuits here!

I’ve checked, and sadly Ringtons don’t deliver to my area, I would love someone to deliver tea & cake to the door.

Oblahdeeoblahdoe · 22/06/2020 18:53

@Elvesdontdomagic there are plenty of young sophisticated women in France who you use shopping trollies. They're usually in very bright colours and patterns. I think they think they look better than lugging big bags of shopping around

SpeedofaSloth · 22/06/2020 18:46

Ooh, Inspector Morse is fab, books and telly.

Guacamole · 22/06/2020 18:38

I like big pants, handkerchiefs, crossstitch, inspector morse and liquorice comfits.

AiryFairyMum · 22/06/2020 18:35

Ooh yes, a glass of sherry please!

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Abraid2 · 22/06/2020 18:28

Is it time for a sherry?

Imissmoominmama · 22/06/2020 18:19

Oh yes, I cook in an apron now too. Doreen bras are sold out in my size- it’s you lot, isn’t it? 👀

Mylifesadrama · 22/06/2020 18:17

It would appear from some of these answers, that I have turned into an old lady, and didn’t even realise! (I’m 50 trying not to look old) 🤔😬🤣

I currently live in my Birkenstock’s, I have fitflops, and Skechers too. I love my elasticated trousers right now. (So comfy) I like a good smothering of talc after my shower, and I long for a pair of big pants! 🤣. In my defence, I have bad feet, and have also gained 3 stone so nothing fits! 😬🤣

lockdownalli · 22/06/2020 18:15

@alwaysreadyforablether Not with a Doreen bra they won't. They will be hoiked up under your chin!

alwaysreadyforablether · 22/06/2020 18:12

I'm loving this thread - so comforting although I never knew either of my grannies. One question - how do non-wired bras cope with large boobs? I'd love to ditch the wires but worried I'd be sweeping the floor wherever I went!

MyWitzEnd · 22/06/2020 18:06

Comfy shoes, big knickers, and saying what the F you like!

Educationwhateducation · 22/06/2020 18:04

Humbugs or Murray Mints.
Big metal framed handbags
Lavender talc
A half apron
Your ‘dinner’ at lunchtime (always meat and two veg)

kakak · 22/06/2020 17:59

Yes it's happening to you as it's happened to me Grin
Got rid of the underwired bras,too uncomfortable 😂

Bioprepper · 22/06/2020 17:59

I have just read this whole thread saying yup, i have one of those, ooo i like that, oh i wear those. I think im more old lady that i first thought lol

ChaToilLeam · 22/06/2020 17:56

I love violet and rose cream choccies, and floral perfumes. Also scones, and lovely bed linen, and geraniums, and a properly set table.

I like whisky and am good at sewing and am quite sure I have turned into my granny.

SerendipitySunshine · 22/06/2020 17:52

I love old "brown furniture" made with real wood. No flat pack furniture in our house.

altiara · 22/06/2020 17:50

Are Skechers go walk old lady shoes? As I had to introduce my DM to them! But then again my DD won’t go near them, but she’s only 14. There’s plenty of time for her to change her mind!

Jeeperscreepers69 · 22/06/2020 17:47

Big pot of nivea. Bluebell purfume from the lakes. 😁 talc.

mogloveseggs · 22/06/2020 17:26

Definitely go for the ringtons it's so worth it!
I was so pleased when mine returned a couple of weeks ago. Told him I'd had to buy tetleys and got told of for swearing Grin
If he turns up when dh is in he knows he's got a good sale-usually 3 packets of biscuits, a pack of sweets and 2 hot chocolates on top of the usual order!

woodhill · 22/06/2020 17:15

Button tIn

Bluesheep8 · 22/06/2020 16:56

Oh and Ringtons!

Bluesheep8 · 22/06/2020 16:55

Hurrah!

Youth Dew perfume
Avon Timeless perfume
Panache perfume
Chique perfume
Avon White Lily bubble bath

kojolo · 22/06/2020 16:23

I'm very tempted by Ringtons. He drives past me already.

I slip my bar soap into a soap bag once it gets worn down a bit

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MitziK · 22/06/2020 16:12

[quote BananasBananas]**@intermittentparps
My Ringtons delivery man comes round in a little caddy van every other Wednesday.
He trots up the drive, wicker basket in hand and generally has exactly what I want in there because I have the same stuff each time. Their gold blend is amazing and the earl grey assails the nostrils every time you take the lid off the tin to make a brew.
He asks me how my DS is doing and tells me little anecdotes about his children 😂
The biscuits are gorgeous too but I try to avoid the temptation by not letting my eyes linger on the basket for too long. I generally buy more than I need as the thought of having to return to supermarket teas fills me with horror. They're lovely to gift and everyone comments on how nice the tea is when they come for a cuppa. I've turned into a tea snob!!

On another note, please can someone explain to me the joys of bar soaps? Ive never really got them. What happens when they lose their cute branding and they just look like a standard slab? Do you keep using them till they disappear or do you chuck them once they get to a sliver? And do you find yourself chasing them round a sink more often than not? I've seen some lovely looking french soaps on chateaudusavon that I'm tempted to buy but I'm not sure I'm going to use them!! I just like the idea of washing my hands with real soap scented with Provence lavender 😍[/quote]
I think it's a tactile thing - when you have liquid soap, it's run the tap, thump the top, wash, rinse and dry, but with bar soap, you run the tap, pick up a bar that has often been designed to fit around your hands, you feel the soap start to soften, you get the sensation of the soap getting more diluted, you massage your hands slightly to get it all over as the scent gets stronger, you put the soap back on the dish, then massage your hands some more, rinse and then dry.

It makes you stop and take the time to do something, rather than a functional wash.

And yes, the scents in proper soap are very different - I think they're more complex/richer, as they aren't all diluted down into a bottle, especially when they use essential oils rather than synthetic scents and foaming agents.