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Which sentence did you say today that you'd never have said a month ago?

686 replies

Bluewavescrashing · 31/03/2020 17:51

Me- 'Wash your hands, you've just touched the post!'

OP posts:
Hooleywhipper · 01/04/2020 20:59

Ooo let’s do online yoga again....said to DD19.
Did you disinfect the front door after you came in?...said to DS22 In from work.
Sentences I never could have imagined saying.

Rachel709 · 01/04/2020 20:55

Yup, wash your hands you touched that parcel it might be infected.

Nsky · 01/04/2020 20:50

Not queuing again

lmc2907 · 01/04/2020 20:48

'You have fed the fish already?! I was looking forward to that'

VK456 · 01/04/2020 20:31

‘Thank you very much’ to a neighbour who very kindly asked whether I needed anything when she went shopping. I did - something that would have cost less than £1.00 in Aldi. She returned with it, but had spontaneously decided to buy me 3 lots of pre-packed fruit and veg at £2.00 a pop. I felt obliged to give her the money, but tell me, do people really pay £2.00 for a few carrots in a plastic box?? £8.00 for 4 items that would have cost less than half the price in Aldi! I know I could have refused, but she was so pleased to have been able to help me, bless her.

Mylifesadrama · 01/04/2020 20:31

We’ve just put our lives at risk by popping into the co op. (Elderly people not distancing) 😒

KoalasandRabbit · 01/04/2020 20:22

Me to French DH: UK has 563 dead today.

French DH: They maybe over France now, look up how many dead France had today.

Lucienandjean · 01/04/2020 20:19

I miss going to the gym.

Nicola Sturgeon is talking sense.

KoalasandRabbit · 01/04/2020 20:19

The zoo is asking people if they can drop off fruit and vegetables so their animals can eat.

Lincolnfield · 01/04/2020 20:11

Please stay back - to an old lady near the local shop who just wanted to chat but was coming far too close. 😢😢

Smileyk · 01/04/2020 20:08

Two days ago I said "Only 200 are dying a day" then realised how bad that was. Written down it didn't seem as bad!!

cremuel · 01/04/2020 20:02

I’m really looking forward to Friday - I get to go on my weekly outing to Sainsbury’s.

Smoothyloopy · 01/04/2020 19:59

Can you please just go and play Fortnite for a bit!

somegoodnewsforonce · 01/04/2020 19:59

"Get off the path to let this lady past" to my 3yo

InconvenientPeg · 01/04/2020 19:58

On the phone my mum: I'd have rung earlier but i just went to Iceland so I had to bleach the shopping.

Nekoness · 01/04/2020 19:58

“I FOUND TOILET PAPER”. Shouted to upstairs in absolute triumph as I returned from the little corner Tesco Express. I may have done a fist punch in the air too.

Wheret0n0w · 01/04/2020 19:57

To those wearing face masks - where are you getting them from?

mamaduckbone · 01/04/2020 19:57

Walk in the road please kids. (to avoid elderly gentleman on the path heading our way)

Minxmumma · 01/04/2020 19:54

Explaining 2m to an older pre decimal adult who has no desire to abide by that foreign maths Hmm

Cloudhopping · 01/04/2020 19:54

Could we make something out of the potato peelings? (My DH)

QueenZoopla · 01/04/2020 19:50

"I walked up the road for my walk yesterday and the day before, I'm quite excited about walking down the road on my walk tomorrow "

SunshineOnLeithh · 01/04/2020 19:47

I'll wash, you dry and put away? Talking about the grocery shopping that had just been delivered.

Wheret0n0w · 01/04/2020 19:43

@Lordfrontpaw where did you see the 5litre hand sanitizer?

lankymoose · 01/04/2020 19:43

‘I wish a was a sheep fur a day!

Lordfrontpaw · 01/04/2020 19:41

No if we buy 0Lourselves that type of soap we can’t get this one for your mum.