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Which sentence did you say today that you'd never have said a month ago?

686 replies

Bluewavescrashing · 31/03/2020 17:51

Me- 'Wash your hands, you've just touched the post!'

OP posts:
Pinkerbells · 01/04/2020 23:02

"Please don't hit your Willy with a spoon"!!!!! In fairness it was to my 8 month old whose nappy I was changing Grin

keffie12 · 01/04/2020 22:45

"The disposable latex gloves and face masks are in the post"

Arrived today. Popped out with them on ofcourse.

Yes I know they say facemasks don't do alot but they are better than nothing

ilikemethewayiam · 01/04/2020 22:36

If we make it through this lets..........

KoalasandRabbit · 01/04/2020 22:23

I bet the Headteacher at your school when she took this term off as maternity leave didn't expect to have a 2 day unexpected Ofsted then school shut down before the end of term and no school next term. It's unprecedented.

DS replied surreal, that's the word I would use.

PotteryLottery · 01/04/2020 22:21

OOOH A DELIVERY SLOT HAS JUST BECOME AVAILABLE!

ChrissyHynde · 01/04/2020 22:13

How many people you seen ?

RiverTamFan · 01/04/2020 22:07

"DS says he can't take the dog out for another walk because that would be illegal and he's right. I'll need to take her out with me on my walk."

Localocal · 01/04/2020 21:56

"Stay well."

cologne4711 · 01/04/2020 21:53

To husband (not today but on Sunday afternoon) "you'll have to go out for a walk on your own because I am not allowed out again" (I'd been for a run that morning).

When did "not being allowed" to go out for a walk with one's husband become the norm...

Shockers · 01/04/2020 21:49

I said, “No more cake- I’ve already eaten my body weight in cake.”

I’ve been baking a lot...

Ninkanink · 01/04/2020 21:49

@BluebellsareBlue I did that today too! Grin

tootyfruitypickle · 01/04/2020 21:49

To DD, we might get stopped by police on this drive , but don’t worry, it’ll be fine when they see the coolbag in the boot

DampSquid · 01/04/2020 21:44

Going for a mammogram was the most exciting thing I've done for days Confused

BluebellsareBlue · 01/04/2020 21:44

I think I'll clean the skirting boards... and reader, I did.

What has become of me

Scattyhead · 01/04/2020 21:38

Just because your bored doesn’t mean you can lick the window ! Said to my five year old !

SAHDtoday · 01/04/2020 21:34

Is it bad that the whole country is on lock down and it's made no difference to my normal life

MysteriesOfTheOrganism · 01/04/2020 21:33

It's April today. Grin

thisusernameismine · 01/04/2020 21:30

Have you antibac-ed that? (about the homemade carrot cake that was left on our doorstep by a friend)

SAHDtoday · 01/04/2020 21:29

"Sorry that our workers got in your way well you buy your non essential bags of bark but they are shopping for potentially vulnerable people who can not leave their houses"

Fudgecakes · 01/04/2020 21:25

To DH "I need to ration the Pepsi Max...I'll have to hide it in the shed"

HeyYah · 01/04/2020 21:21

"Pass me the disposable gloves, antibacterial wipes and face mask......I'm off to do a food shop"

Lovely13 · 01/04/2020 21:17

‘Let’s do some therapeutic cleaning.’ Wtf.
I was always with Joan Rivers: ‘I hate housework,. You do it. And six months later, it’s all dirty again.’ 😊

BreconBeBuggered · 01/04/2020 21:10

'Fucking hell, did you hear that bloke across the road? Stupid sod's been visiting his mother!'

Mirada · 01/04/2020 21:07

'The Co-ops got bananas'.

clareken260 · 01/04/2020 21:04

I will just go home and stare at the walls.