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Which sentence did you say today that you'd never have said a month ago?

686 replies

Bluewavescrashing · 31/03/2020 17:51

Me- 'Wash your hands, you've just touched the post!'

OP posts:
BikeRunSki · 02/04/2020 11:36

DS(11) “Please can we go for a walk, please”.

LargeGinOnTap · 02/04/2020 11:20

Last night I was coordinating the virtual pub quiz team whilst doing a jigsaw.

Lincolnfield · 02/04/2020 11:17

‘Don’t be so fucking stupid!’ To the runner who kicked one of my dogs this morning while screaming ‘I don’t want to catch coronavirus.’

If I see him ever again and he kicks one of my dogs then coronavirus will be the least of his worries. 😡😡

HugoSpritz · 02/04/2020 11:15

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Shockers · 02/04/2020 11:13

To DS- the Land Army need crop pickers!

Shockers · 02/04/2020 11:12

Keep stirring and it goes milky anyway!

Ninkanink · 02/04/2020 11:09

@ellabella18 I’m lucky that I actually prefer porridge made with water...my DH looks at me like this. Hmm

ellabella18 · 02/04/2020 11:06

We're running out of milk, we'll have to start eating porridge with water from now on.

'It's the Amazon man! Don't open the door!!!!'

WhatICallMyUsername · 02/04/2020 09:41

Hang on, let me lock the car doors before I get the antibacterial out of my bag

Let me move the toilet roll off the car back seat in case someone tries to nick it

I wonder if I can remember how to drive

Amyrosebud · 02/04/2020 09:01

Think I might treat myself to a peep out of the windows upstairs now ...

amymel2016 · 02/04/2020 07:12

I must zoflora the door handles and light switches again

LoveBeingAMum555 · 02/04/2020 07:11

Looks like you have got another letter from the government telling you that you can't leave the house.

daisychain01 · 02/04/2020 04:58

I'll give you £5 for that bog roll!!

DoIHaveToAdultToday · 02/04/2020 01:33

You have post

Where?

Its in quarantine, you can have ot when i disinfect it

Womenwotlunch · 02/04/2020 00:45

To ds14. - Go and play on your Play Station

Holdencaulfieldshomeboy · 02/04/2020 00:39

My 5yo frivolously rolling down the loo roll for the cat to play with "no no no, DO NOT do that, this stuff is like gold dust at the moment".

"The postman has been. NOBODY touch that letter, I'll deal with it once I've got the rubber gloves"

Me excitedly to 5yo in living room "oooh look Jack, people! Go and wave to them"

Me earlier today-" oh God, what if the cat brings the coronavirus in on her paws?" Cue anxious shaking.

This thread is making me laugh so much, thank you.

GlomOfNit · 02/04/2020 00:33

'We had post!'

'When?'

'Yesterday. I left it to quarantine in the front porch. I'll get it in tomorrow.'

GlomOfNit · 02/04/2020 00:33

'Do the bath mats need washing again, cos I want to wash my toilet 'paper' at 60 and it's a bit of a waste just putting the machine on for that.'

GlomOfNit · 02/04/2020 00:31

Oh sorry, you did mean lighthearted, didn't you?

'They had EGGS in the butchers!!'

GlomOfNit · 02/04/2020 00:31

To DH
"You know that article written by a medic about younger, healthier people needing to have a Conversation with family about end-of-life care?

...

I think we need to have that chat."

Littlepurpledragon · 01/04/2020 23:39

Another "groundhog day" yay!!!

MigginsMrs · 01/04/2020 23:35

“We’re down to our last 24 toilet rolls so don’t go mad with it boys”

MigginsMrs · 01/04/2020 23:32

“Maisie next door has her boyfriend round, I don’t think I would allow that if I was her mum”

Jamandpeater · 01/04/2020 23:30

I don't want to go to the supermarket, it's too bloody stressful

NotBeforeCoffee · 01/04/2020 23:03

‘I’ve just got to wash the shopping’