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Which sentence did you say today that you'd never have said a month ago?

686 replies

Bluewavescrashing · 31/03/2020 17:51

Me- 'Wash your hands, you've just touched the post!'

OP posts:
DoIHaveToAdultToday · 03/04/2020 03:43

Partner, In the garden the other night
"Theres a plane in the sky"

Me: When the nurse comes tomorrow, if you get the door before me, make sure she has gloves and mask on before she walks in the door

fuggyfush · 03/04/2020 00:01

"If you grow out of your shoes, we'll just have to cut the toes off..."
"No, not your toes, you ninny."

LangClegsInSpace · 02/04/2020 23:49

'Did you wash this beer can? It doesn't smell very bleachy.'

OntheWaves40 · 02/04/2020 23:48

A few more mornings with Joe and we’ll be able to do a proper push up

Wishingitwasover · 02/04/2020 23:46

To DH this morning as he left for work (he’s a doctor on the frontline)

“See you later darling, I’ll crack on with making those PPE visors for you today”

OntheWaves40 · 02/04/2020 23:44

Don’t touch that hedge! As DD was running her hand along a privet as we walked

user127819 · 02/04/2020 23:40

Those quarantining post, is it not easier to just open it and then give your hands a good wash? Leaving it around just increases the opportunities for someone to touch it.

slipperywhensparticus · 02/04/2020 21:56

My bed is empty!

BamboozledandBefuddled · 02/04/2020 21:53

DH (very disapprovingly) "Number 7 are having ANOTHER delivery. It was Tesco on Monday, Asda yesterday and now it's Iceland. And there's only the two of them!!"

RoseLillian · 02/04/2020 20:23

Dd1 (age 4) playing with her doctors kit, stethoscope on my chest. It’s not good (solemn expression), I’m afraid you’ve got Coronavirus.

Michaelbaubles · 02/04/2020 18:09

“See, the kids are drinking water. And all it took was putting them in prison”

womanthatfelltoearth · 02/04/2020 17:42

Oh Matt's back!

vinoandbrie · 02/04/2020 16:28

Let’s sign up for Disney+!

YesPleaseMary · 02/04/2020 16:26

Yes of course you can watch TV

What shall we do this weekend? Oh... are weekends even a thing any more?

Lordfrontpaw · 02/04/2020 15:57

Just drop it in the bath and wash your hands. I will spray it down later.

Movinghouseatlast · 02/04/2020 15:56

I am afraid of my Mindful Chef delivery box.

bemusedmoose · 02/04/2020 15:52

No, chocolate is not and essential and you can't go out for it!

H1978 · 02/04/2020 14:19

No, we can’t go to the park, we’re isolating!

Alsohuman · 02/04/2020 14:17

Don’t eat that now, let’s save it for when we’re really miserable and need cheering up.

LovelyIssues · 02/04/2020 14:13

No you can't eat that! It's being saved for next week when we're desperate

motortroll · 02/04/2020 12:49

Don't touch ANYTHING ....while outside on a walk!

Rainbo83 · 02/04/2020 12:43

"Ok son, forget PE with Joe Wicks, let's do a tiktok dance challenge"

kittens876 · 02/04/2020 12:01

Omg we actually got a whole chicken. On the phone to at least 5 people...

YetAnotherSpartacus · 02/04/2020 11:52

We're running out of milk, we'll have to start eating porridge with water from now on

Not in Scotland then?

lisaevans · 02/04/2020 11:49

why dont you go down the pub tonight babe, i really dont mind Grin