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Which sentence did you say today that you'd never have said a month ago?

686 replies

Bluewavescrashing · 31/03/2020 17:51

Me- 'Wash your hands, you've just touched the post!'

OP posts:
colditz · 31/03/2020 17:59

I'm so bored I have peeled all the labels off my watercolour pencils and cleared out a cupboard

eggandonion · 31/03/2020 17:59

I need to finish washing the shopping.

BarkandCheese · 31/03/2020 17:59

I’ve sprayed down the box your mouthwash came in so it’s safe to open.

Igotthemheavyboobs · 31/03/2020 17:59

'I'm going on a day trip to the hospital'

Littlepond · 31/03/2020 17:58

“People!! Stay away from those people!! Two Metres!!”

worldsworststepfordwife · 31/03/2020 17:58

What if the neighbours grass me up for being out twice

islandislandisland · 31/03/2020 17:58

I wonder if we'll be able to buy any milk today

Mycatismadeofstringcheese · 31/03/2020 17:57

I’m just going out for my government approved exercise

Whatelsecouldibecalled · 31/03/2020 17:57

‘What’s your plan for this afternoon?.....put the coloured load of washing in’

NuffSaidSam · 31/03/2020 17:56

I said 'You need to stay away! Keep your ball over there please' to a 5 year old in the park today.

AgentCooper · 31/03/2020 17:56

‘I can’t take DS out because he’ll try to say hi to people.’

‘Folk are like the Stasi round here.’ 😂😫