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Original poster

Which sentence did you say today that you'd never have said a month ago?

686 replies

Bluewavescrashing · 31/03/2020 17:51

Me- 'Wash your hands, you've just touched the post!'

OP posts:
Michaelbaubles · 31/03/2020 18:06

“I’m pretty sure that’s the same bee I saw yesterday. It’s ok, we’re friends.”

Iggypoppie · 31/03/2020 18:04

"Of course you can have a duvet day" (on monday, to my 3 year old daughter)

ShootEmUpSarsaparilla · 31/03/2020 18:04

‘Morning’ mumbled whilst facing a corner in a lift. They mumbled ‘morning’ back whilst facing the opposite corner.

tryingtoconcieve1 · 31/03/2020 18:03

‘There are gloves on the kitchen floor because my parcel came and the floor is wet from where I sprayed it’

User721 · 31/03/2020 18:03

"I wonder if powdered egg is still a thing?"

Iggypoppie · 31/03/2020 18:03

"Have you packed your mask for shopping?"

NotStayingIn · 31/03/2020 18:03

‘Sure, a delivery anytime between 7am and 8pm is great, I’ll be in all day.’

drownininplaymobil · 31/03/2020 18:02

Yes I'll play in the garden with you.

Ginkypig · 31/03/2020 18:02

I know none of like living like this but I'm taking my responsibility seriously because while I will likely be fine if I got it I could have it and not even know and I could without ever realising it inadvertently kill someone if I infected them.

ToTheWall · 31/03/2020 18:02

I wish I could go to work

Iwonder777 · 31/03/2020 18:02

No, you can't see your friends at the park. Not today, not for the foreseeable.

Stripeyfrog · 31/03/2020 18:02

I didnt say it today, but I amazed myself by feeling sorry for HMRC and the new load of stuff they have to implement!!

PotteringAlong · 31/03/2020 18:02

“No, you can’t have another slice of toast, there’s not that much bread left and it needs to last”

actiongirl1978 · 31/03/2020 18:02

I might go and hoe the weeds out of the driveway gravel.

And I did.

GaraMedouar · 31/03/2020 18:01

Grin - gosh - all so funny. I said to my DS who’d received a letter ‘I’ll open the envelope, you carefully take the letter out, now I’ll go and destroy the envelope and wash my hands!’

buttherulesdontapplytome · 31/03/2020 18:01

‘We’re only allowed out for an hour’

Original poster
Bluewavescrashing · 31/03/2020 18:01

One piece of fruit each! We can't buy any more for a while!

OP posts:
MissFlite · 31/03/2020 18:01

Wait! Let me bleach that satsuma before you touch itGrin

ComtesseDeSpair · 31/03/2020 18:01

“I’m bored.”

I am never bored. I can entertain myself easily, even with very little. But once I’m done with work, and have been for my daily run and daily cycle, there is only so much reading, piano practicing and movie-watching I can stand to do.

Sparrowlegs248 · 31/03/2020 18:01

I'm not sure cutting brambles back is essential

Ohnonononononono · 31/03/2020 18:01

I don't want to live in these flats any more.

Original poster
Bluewavescrashing · 31/03/2020 18:01
Smile
OP posts:
Beerincomechampagnetastes · 31/03/2020 18:00

*if

Beerincomechampagnetastes · 31/03/2020 18:00

“I’m frightened to buy chocolate at Waitrose, what I’d my pictures printed in the daily fail”?

MortyFide · 31/03/2020 18:00

DH asked me what I had planned tomorrow. I actually said, "I might do some research on agencies for my book."

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