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Which sentence did you say today that you'd never have said a month ago?

686 replies

Bluewavescrashing · 31/03/2020 17:51

Me- 'Wash your hands, you've just touched the post!'

OP posts:
MuchTooTired · 31/03/2020 18:18

‘We’ve lost the equivalent of your monthly income’ Followed up with ‘I’m scared’ after totting up how much losing my job and dh being on 80% has cost us.

‘Yes, I’d love to play Pokemon’.

JammyGeorge · 31/03/2020 18:18

'Do you think I should wear latex gloves to carry in the shopping'

BeetrootRocks · 31/03/2020 18:17

OMG they've got toilet paper!!!!

MsTSwift · 31/03/2020 18:17

“Does anyone want any stamps?” My mundane trip to the only post office in our city that is open is now of interest to everyone in our cul de sac who put in orders for their stamps for me to buy. Weird!

SittingAround1 · 31/03/2020 18:17

You want a bath -now ? Ok let's go.

Said to my youngest this morning at 10am

Dk20 · 31/03/2020 18:16

After reading one too many Coronavirus threads here on MN, I now ask people IRL 'what's the source of that ' when they tell me something about the virus Blush and get annoyed if their source is facebook

Sloff · 31/03/2020 18:15

If you touch that I'll have to bleach it again.

Sloff · 31/03/2020 18:15

I'll hold the box, you pull it out, then I'll throw the box away and wash my hands.

Elvesdontdomagic · 31/03/2020 18:15

'I thought it was Easter this Sunday! Does it matter though, who is going to know the difference'?

SittingAround1 · 31/03/2020 18:14

No you cannot go to school and see your friends.
Yesterday morning to my eldest DC.

hopefulhalf · 31/03/2020 18:12

I thoight for your birthday treat we could turn the spare room into a home gym. (Me to about to turn 16 DS)

CoronaIsShit · 31/03/2020 18:11

‘Poor Boris’

‘I found some meat’

‘Who hoo Dad got us some chopped tomatoes’

PhilCornwall1 · 31/03/2020 18:11

When getting dressed this morning, I asked where my hazmat suit and respirator was.

Florapenelope · 31/03/2020 18:10

I might just use this emergency UHT milk
Vile stuff, must be desperate!

LucyMaxwell22 · 31/03/2020 18:10

*further

LucyMaxwell22 · 31/03/2020 18:10

Two metres is farther than you think. Walk in the middle of the road if someone comes towards us!

kerkyra · 31/03/2020 18:10

Two for a wee,three for number two

Lordfrontpaw · 31/03/2020 18:10

Oooh look a 5l bottle of hand gel!

PuppyMonkey · 31/03/2020 18:10

I might just use this emergency UHT milk.

user1353245678533567 · 31/03/2020 18:09

“I’m pretty sure that’s the same bee I saw yesterday. It’s ok, we’re friends.”

Perfectly normal comment Grin

mintyroller · 31/03/2020 18:08

Meant Grin notWink

MaMisled · 31/03/2020 18:08

DS 18 " im bored"

Me" there's loads of coloured paints in shed. Why not paint your bedroom crazy colours "

mintyroller · 31/03/2020 18:08

"Don't say drink's essential, I know it is but don't say it"Wink

MillieMoodle · 31/03/2020 18:07

I've set up Minecraft online for you so you can play it with your school friends.

Florapenelope · 31/03/2020 18:07

‘The dawn of another pointless day’
I said at 11:30 when I finally got out of bed. I’m normally a morning person and a positive person but I don’t see the point at the moment!

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