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Which sentence did you say today that you'd never have said a month ago?

686 replies

Bluewavescrashing · 31/03/2020 17:51

Me- 'Wash your hands, you've just touched the post!'

OP posts:
tallah · 31/03/2020 18:44

"Person ahead, two metre rule!" Then crossed the street!

emilybrontescorsett · 31/03/2020 18:43

"I don't care which side you have your parting, and I'm not a hairdresser so this will look how it does. "
To my dd when she asked me to curl her hair.
Her equally surprising reply: " Yep that looks good mum, thanks. "
Funniest thing I've seen today: On the news the goats running loose in Wales.

RedskyAtnight · 31/03/2020 18:43

(on walk with DD)
"Ooh look - it's a person!"

(DD is 14)

BruceAndNosh · 31/03/2020 18:41

Yes please I'd love to buy just 3 eggs

RoLaren · 31/03/2020 18:40

Oh thank God, I found a bottle of Calpol in a shop!

YellowCorvette · 31/03/2020 18:39

"Do you think we should wear our DIY dust masks to Tesco's today?"

Redbrook · 31/03/2020 18:38

Said to my DH at about 10:30 - It’s nearly lunchtime, make some soup with that left over swede.

Helpmechangemymindsetplease · 31/03/2020 18:38

Wash your hands after touching the shopping bag handles as I touched them with my hands that had been pushing the trolley round the supermarket.

Lindy2 · 31/03/2020 18:36

I've just put the post out in the garden to air for the day.

pinkmagic1 · 31/03/2020 18:36

I miss work!

Whatusernamecanihave · 31/03/2020 18:36

For the love of god please just co operate! I know your teacher is better than me but shit happens this is what you've got, now please do the maths task instead of telling your sister that frogs are nicer than her...... I'm not a fan of home education pmsl

ThinkAboutItTomorrow · 31/03/2020 18:35

"So, can you tell me 2 types of igneous rock?"

Ticklemeelmo · 31/03/2020 18:34

I can't pick the baby up right now as I've just touched the door handle outside Confused

Ostanovka · 31/03/2020 18:32

Doorbell rang. I yelled to the DC, "Don't open it! Someone might be there!".

WYP2018 · 31/03/2020 18:32

Hooray, I’m being furloughed!

muddledmidget · 31/03/2020 18:31

I've got scales in my webbings - describing the state of my hands to my sisters after what feels like months of hand washing and alcohol gel....

BackseatCookers · 31/03/2020 18:29

*corned beef

Also never thought I'd correct a typo related to said corned beef

BackseatCookers · 31/03/2020 18:29

Fuck it, let's open the corn beef.

MinesaPinot · 31/03/2020 18:27

I miss the office!

Ninkanink · 31/03/2020 18:26

‘If this continues for another 6 months I really think we ought to get one of those 1kg+ tins of confit de canard.’

My DH didn’t agree with me that it’s a long-term-lockdown essential... Confused

Ilovelala · 31/03/2020 18:24

Following large food shop and my daughter and husband overly excited about all the nice food 'try to average out the nice food to last us'

sawyersfishbiscuits · 31/03/2020 18:23

"I just had to tell a stupid man off for standing in my area, it's bloody ridiculous in Spar!"
😂

WTFdidwedo · 31/03/2020 18:21

Iceland have got a slot at 3pm tomorrow!

Gillian1980 · 31/03/2020 18:19

The cucumber is on the doorstep.

(Neighbours asked if I could grab one on our weekly shop)

sparklefarts · 31/03/2020 18:18

'You said you were hungry, that was your last favourite pizza and your wasting it - who know when we'll be able to get that again!'

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