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Which sentence did you say today that you'd never have said a month ago?

686 replies

Bluewavescrashing · 31/03/2020 17:51

Me- 'Wash your hands, you've just touched the post!'

OP posts:
MummyNeedsWineNow · 31/03/2020 19:12

There was no traffic on my route to work today!

PenguinsOnParade · 31/03/2020 19:11

I also yelled "bananas" with delight when DH came home from the supermarket as if I hadn't seen one for years. It's only been a couple of weeks.

aimslou · 31/03/2020 19:10

Ds 7 asked me why the people on the tele are allowed to stand close together!!

WhatWouldTheDoctorDo · 31/03/2020 19:07

Stop! I'm disinfecting the kitchen!

Have you cleaned the garage door handle today?

When you do the shopping, can you put everything non-perishable we don't need for the next three days and we can quarantine it in the garage?

BackseatCookers · 31/03/2020 19:06

Him- I've got 18 toilet rolls AND 2 packs of paracetamol!

Me- come in quick before you get mugged.

This is gold Grin

BillyAndTheSillies · 31/03/2020 19:05

"Yes DS1, of course you can wear your crocs and socks for our walk, no one will see you anyway"

PenguinsOnParade · 31/03/2020 18:59

"Let me know if you see Spider-Man when you're out."

We're one of many areas who seem to have people roaming the streets dressed as a superhero. Haven't seen any of them yet though.

TheoriginalLEM · 31/03/2020 18:58

That's a group of three Hmm

PennyArrowBar · 31/03/2020 18:57

"No, sorry babes, you can't hug your Nana. Just wave instead and blow a kiss instead!"

"Noooo! Don't eat those! Eggs are currency now!"

Deux · 31/03/2020 18:56

Don’t come mooching for food as dinner will be soon. You won’t starve between now and then.

  • that was to 16 year old DS
Lovelivingbythebeach3 · 31/03/2020 18:56

Only three children in my class came to school today.

Samtsirch · 31/03/2020 18:56

You will have to take the dog out, I am still in my jimjams and dont have my outdoor face on.

Shitsgettingcrazy · 31/03/2020 18:55

'Someone is going round our estate posting notes, that say 'NHS says stay in. Emma says fuck off!' Through key workers doors at 1am. Do we even know a Emma Round here?...what a dickhead'

Said to dp 5 mins ago when my neightbour rang me to to tell me.

Hoppinggreen · 31/03/2020 18:54

I miss doing the school run

Helpmechangemymindsetplease · 31/03/2020 18:54

Him- I've got 18 toilet rolls AND 2 packs of paracetamol!

Me- come in quick before you get mugged.

Grin
mynameiscalypso · 31/03/2020 18:53

I just sent a text to my way too cool younger brother that said: 'Mum and Dad said you bought a really good jigsaw today. Where was it from?'

longcoffee · 31/03/2020 18:53

Omg, you bought me loo roll for my birthday! I lOVE YOU!

Reginabambina · 31/03/2020 18:53

We’d better leave early today incase we get stopped by the police.

We did not.

MaidenMotherCrone · 31/03/2020 18:52

Him- I've got 18 toilet rolls AND 2 packs of paracetamol!

Me- come in quick before you get mugged.

JustFrustrated · 31/03/2020 18:52

No you can't have a banana, have this chocolate bar instead.

The 7yr old asked if she could have a banana for snack, we only have three left and she'll want one tomorrow.

gingerbeerandlemonade · 31/03/2020 18:51

You can't go to the park today.

Don't waste your milk- we don't have lots.

No I can't make play dough as I have no flour.

Have you got the gloves? The postman has been.

Oooo yay! I've found a packet of chicken breasts at the back of the freezer!

Lordfrontpaw · 31/03/2020 18:48

Where is it? Doused in dettol and sitting in the bath. Don’t touch it!

Where can I buy a p95 respirator?

Pasta! They have pasta!

YukoandHiro · 31/03/2020 18:45

"I'm going out for my Boris walk. Just stick DD in front of the tv for a bit"

Depressing

Bouledeneige · 31/03/2020 18:45

You touched the button! (Pedestrian crossing)

Are they related? (3 guys playing football in the park)

scarbados · 31/03/2020 18:45

I'll have to finish the cider tonight. We need the fridge space.

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