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Which sentence did you say today that you'd never have said a month ago?

686 replies

Bluewavescrashing · 31/03/2020 17:51

Me- 'Wash your hands, you've just touched the post!'

OP posts:
GivenchyDahhling · 31/03/2020 19:47

“I’m so happy; they had eggs AND paracetamol in Sainsbury’s today!”

Roselilly36 · 31/03/2020 19:47

Put the crusts in the freezer.

Broooooom · 31/03/2020 19:45

Sorry, pasta bake is a rare delicacy

OnTheMoors · 31/03/2020 19:45

no you can't pop to Asda - to DH (for groceries that are not essential)

AluminumMonster · 31/03/2020 19:45

"Highly likely you'll be redundant next month but I've just spent £20 on hand sanitiser"

DobbyTheHouseElk · 31/03/2020 19:45

Can you water down the milk, we don’t have much left.

Lordfrontpaw · 31/03/2020 19:44

Keep walking... where’s the shopping bag? (past the police eyeballing everyone on the park)

Asgoodas · 31/03/2020 19:44

Of course I'll volunteer to teach during the Easter holidays Smile

ScrapThatThen · 31/03/2020 19:43

Oh, let's avoid walking past that police car during Lockdown (they were blocking a small road while questioning a driver).

Crazydiamond106 · 31/03/2020 19:43

“I bet all those nutters who built doomsday bunkers in their gardens are so smug right now”

Hangoverstruggles · 31/03/2020 19:42

No darling, buzzy bees don't eat toy pigs'

Kateplaysrugbyinmydreams · 31/03/2020 19:41

I'm nhs so......

I'll arrange for the swabbing

Good news you came back negative, you can come back to work

We can't social distance in this office

Longwhiskers14 · 31/03/2020 19:40

"I'm just going to disinfect the doorbell again"

Gibbonsgibbonsgibbons · 31/03/2020 19:39

Stop eating the yogurt - here have some flapjack Confused

Wetcappuccino · 31/03/2020 19:38

*click and collect

Wetcappuccino · 31/03/2020 19:38

“I’m quite looking forward to the clock and collect shopping. I am desperate to see what we get.”

Figrollsaplenty · 31/03/2020 19:37

To DD - "This time next year, this wont be on the news and you will barely hear about it"

BeijingBikini · 31/03/2020 19:37

"Oh shit! Our neighbour's got coronavirus! It's probably all over the communal door!"

(True story, now we know what the ambulance outside the flat was for....)

Kenworthington · 31/03/2020 19:36

Oh my god! Butternut squash! How exciting! (Veg box delivery)

Loooobyloo · 31/03/2020 19:36

"I'll just throw it to you" said when I was delivering a parcel to a couple stood on theirs doorstep having a quick chat with a neighbour.

BeijingBikini · 31/03/2020 19:35

"Can you get me some Prosecco please...."

(I don't drink! But I do now....)

NordSjoen · 31/03/2020 19:34

“No, you can’t have pancakes, we only have 4 eggs left.”

fourquenelles · 31/03/2020 19:33

Hi lovely neighbour if you are going shopping in the next 3 or 4 days could you get me some milk if there is any? Any size. Any type.

bobstersmum · 31/03/2020 19:31

We can't go a walk because ds will touch everything and then we'll die.

And, I wonder how Boris is doing?

PotholeParadise · 31/03/2020 19:31

"The supermarket was completely out of pasta."