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Which sentence did you say today that you'd never have said a month ago?

686 replies

Bluewavescrashing · 31/03/2020 17:51

Me- 'Wash your hands, you've just touched the post!'

OP posts:
RoseMartha · 12/04/2020 20:29

An hour ago I said to dc who were on the trampoline, while they were doing flips and tricks.

'STOP! Be careful, if you hurt yourself we will have to go to the hospital and they have enough to deal with right now.'

Notenoughchocolateomg · 12/04/2020 16:36

I hope this thread never ends.

derxa · 12/04/2020 07:50

We're so lucky to have the lambing to do

stellabelle · 12/04/2020 07:12

( DH coughing ) " I hope you've got the flu"

JustStayHome · 11/04/2020 06:21

I'm staying awake till 6am so i can get some things i need online, because that's when "savers" opens online, as its closed over night"

I'm shielding so cant go out...

Cherrysherbet · 11/04/2020 06:21

I work in a supermarket.......

  • sorry, no we don’t. Toilet paper is like gold dust.
  • he’s not local. Why the fuck does he think it’s ok to shop here?
  • Why the hell are people bringing kids shopping? It’s putting us in more danger!

This is such a fucked up situation.

Spartak · 11/04/2020 06:17

When contemplating going to the shop as I have run out of milk, fruit and veg - I wonder where my bras are.

Didn't find one. Black coffee again tomorrow.

bettybattenburg · 11/04/2020 06:13

I'm glad it's hay fever

CtrlU · 11/04/2020 04:13

Happy easter

JustStayHome · 11/04/2020 04:09

I'm truly ashamed of people on ebay, How can they take advantage of people who are scared and charge £25 for one bottle, they should be ashamed!

Wheresthebiffer2 · 11/04/2020 02:32

I'm not going to town tomorrow because of the vigilantes.

lemoncheesecakes · 11/04/2020 02:28

Please leave the mail on the doorstep! I can't open the door! - yelled to postie through the door.

There's more than 10 people in that person's backyard. Wonder if the police will be called.

bettybattenburg · 11/04/2020 02:01

We can get milk at five as the cows will have been milked by then. (Joking to ds when he wanted to know when we can get milk from the farm shop)

Deadringer · 11/04/2020 01:34

Come on dd it's time for school on the telly.
Leo Varadker is a legend.

Butterfly98 · 11/04/2020 01:21

Will there be any toilet roll or kitchen towel left in Tesco?

MotorwayDiva · 10/04/2020 20:19

I've run out of bleach
Alexa can you talk to me
Of course you can dress up as spider man for government approved exercise

HulaHoop2 · 10/04/2020 20:16

Last week I shouted at an old man “Get on your rainbow!” (The 2 metre spaces are marked by rainbows on the ground in the queue outside the supermarket). Grin

MazDazzle · 10/04/2020 20:09

‘Mr Dazzle’s at another house party in the dining room.’

Tiddlytubbies · 10/04/2020 20:08

Insert toddler name here! Stop eating the letter from Boris!!

whatthehelldowecare · 06/04/2020 20:51

"Sorry gals, I can't video call on Wednesday night, I've got another video call scheduled then"

KoalasandRabbit · 06/04/2020 20:49

DD (14) just came out of her room saying I'm on a conference call to air cadets, please stop being so loud to DH. Grin

Meanwhile the cat was delighted DH had a conference call just to see her and she walked back and forth across the keyboard many times.

Verily1 · 06/04/2020 20:47

I have a craving for fresh green veggies

SpyApp · 06/04/2020 20:43

Shit. OMG I hope Boris is alright.

Never in a billion trillion years could I ever have imagined myself saying that.

GabsAlot · 06/04/2020 11:18

well done op for the classics

i woke up thinking of boris-oh dear

Retracactableclaws · 06/04/2020 06:50

Also... no you cant play in the garden with bobby, and no he cant have tea at our house today..... we are social distancing...... TO MY DOG! 🙈 who had his paws up on the fence wanting to play with his best friend and they where both giving me the eyes..... I felt so mean

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