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Which sentence did you say today that you'd never have said a month ago?

686 replies

Bluewavescrashing · 31/03/2020 17:51

Me- 'Wash your hands, you've just touched the post!'

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Pelleas · 31/03/2020 21:13

(Work) He's not answering emails so I expect he's self-isolating.

IAmWineWineIsMe · 31/03/2020 21:13

Yes, you can draw on the windows

ProfessorPootle · 31/03/2020 21:13

‘Shall we do Joe Wicks this morning?’

‘Don’t sit around the table, you’re in the background of ds’s guitar lesson, you’ll put his teacher off’

‘Daddy won’t be back for 3 or 4hrs, he’s gone to Sainsbury’s’

Comefromaway · 31/03/2020 21:11

Can you disinfect those apples while I just bleach the milk bottle?

mummykauli7 · 31/03/2020 21:11

Please don't wrap the door handle in cellotape

hollieberrie · 31/03/2020 21:11

"Our Aussie colleagues call it self-iso"

Atla · 31/03/2020 21:11

STOP EATING SO MUCH FRUIT!

sunshinewishes · 31/03/2020 21:09

'Do you fancy doing the plank challenge on TikTok?'

Onlyherefortheconspiracies · 31/03/2020 21:08

'Can I ask you to come in by yourself thank you and please stick to the markings'

Normally run a business but working in a supermarket right now for my sanity.

ImfinallyaMummy · 31/03/2020 20:58

Can't wait to drop my car off for its MOT!

Funnyface1 · 31/03/2020 20:58

"Dh, will you cut my hair?"

BriefDisaster · 31/03/2020 20:58

"Is it against the rules to post a birthday card through Mum's front door on my walk past?"

Bogiesaremyonlyfriend · 31/03/2020 20:57

Quick kids come and look at grandma! She had come to drop some Calpol off for dds and we could see her out the window

joystir59 · 31/03/2020 20:56

"You need to sit at the other end of the sofa" to v vulnerable partner

MooPointCowsOpinion · 31/03/2020 20:52

It’s ok my O2 SATs have gone up to 97.

Lordfrontpaw · 31/03/2020 20:51

I’ve just disinfected the doorknob and letterbox.

ProfessorPootle · 31/03/2020 20:50

‘Whose turn is it to wipe down the light switches and handles?’

‘lots of postmen must have the virus’

‘once we’re out of lockdown....’

‘Amazon prime delivery is now 5 weeks’

Pelleas · 31/03/2020 20:48

"Has Boris Johnson written to you yet?"

BallacheForLife · 31/03/2020 20:46

"What do you mean you just opened the post?! Are you trying to get us all killed?!"

plixy · 31/03/2020 20:39

To the dog - 'if you don't walk quicker we will be arrested for being out too long' 😂

Lordfrontpaw · 31/03/2020 20:36

Don’t answer the door - pretend we are out!

CarolineIngalls · 31/03/2020 20:36

Should I leave my phone at home?

Why?

What if they are tracking it?

user5656 · 31/03/2020 20:34

Also : I'm just glad we can carry on doing our job without putting ourselves in mortal danger.

user5656 · 31/03/2020 20:32

We can do that jigsaw now, it's been in quarantine for 10 days. (Bought on eBay)

Aderyn19 · 31/03/2020 20:32

Also - 'a 20% paycut means we are luckier than a lot of people'

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