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Which sentence did you say today that you'd never have said a month ago?

686 replies

Bluewavescrashing · 31/03/2020 17:51

Me- 'Wash your hands, you've just touched the post!'

OP posts:
ILoveAnOwl · 01/04/2020 11:12

'I'll just chop up what's left and add it to tomorrow's parsnip soup.' Homemade soup. On a Thursday! What is this madness?!

Funtcase95 · 01/04/2020 11:10

'Their bag of shopping doesn't look essential. Seems like an excuse to go out for the second time today!' - I said, looking at their completely opaque bags for life.

ProfessorPootle · 01/04/2020 11:07

‘I’m going to make an eye bath for the dog...’

‘I can’t run a business and a school by myself...’

‘The Freddo frogs are rationed’

SomethingOnce · 01/04/2020 10:58

“I don’t care what you’re arguing about. For the love of god, just stick Netflix on and be quiet for an hour!”

Ninkanink · 01/04/2020 10:57

@FTMF30 very, very overripe bananas are perfect for baking - pancakes, cakes or muffins come up much better with the extra sugars (that’s all the gross brown stuff is!). Mary Berry’s banana loaf is my favourite and is so easy to make.

FTMF30 · 01/04/2020 10:53

"Just eat the banana, it's not that black." DH wanted to throw away a (tbf, fucking gross, over ripe) banana in favour of a nicer yellow one. But I've turned into a warden about wasting food and eating too much food.

DamsonDress · 01/04/2020 10:49

Do you like my new day jammies?

frankie001 · 01/04/2020 10:43

I’m going out for my daily exercise

gonzales27 · 01/04/2020 10:42

I wish I could be furloughed!

sunandrose · 01/04/2020 10:41

My DH,
‘Do we need anything from the shop?’

‘Have we got enough Aptimal?’

namechangemania · 01/04/2020 10:35

“Don’t worry I’ve cleaned the money”

DamsonDress · 01/04/2020 10:34

"DS12, I don't care what's in the answer bank, I have FALLOPIAN TUBES. I KNOW I have fallopian tubes. It's fallopian tubes. Write. It. Down. Fallop. Ian. Tubes."

Followed by, "Ah, ok, sorry....yes, it would be oviduct then..." Blush

pooopypants · 01/04/2020 10:30

"Jesus man, move those bottles of hand gel off the windowsill, we might get burgled for them, these are desperate times!"

pooopypants · 01/04/2020 10:27

"On yay, you found some chopped tomatoes!"

"We've got that powdered milk in the cupboard, if I add water to it, will it make milk?"

"One pump of soap, do you know what I went through to get that stuff!!??"

BikeRunSki · 01/04/2020 10:24

I wish I was getting up at 8 am on Sunday to take DD to a far off football match.

Turfaccountant · 01/04/2020 10:22

Cobra (the sky tv series) was pretty tame wasn't it
I'd been horrified by it just a few weeks ago

toria658 · 01/04/2020 10:05

Where the bloody hell am I going to get a new cistern kit from?

Toilet cistern broken overflowing water, handyman came and did an ingenious fix, not in the UK and DIY shops only open to mythical trade account holders ... no tradie I know has an account... toilet fragile....

TricksyLiesmith · 01/04/2020 10:01

Me to DH "Shall we get the wine out of the conservatory that's been in quarantine? "

GabsAlot · 01/04/2020 09:51

look at those toilet rolls then i took a picture

RufustheLanglovingreindeer · 01/04/2020 09:51

Oh thank goodness...its just a migraine

Alsohuman · 01/04/2020 09:49

I’m irrationally excited at the prospect of going to Morrisons tomorrow.

RedRec · 01/04/2020 09:49

To my children about my friend: "Diane got some loo roll in Sainsbury's yesterday. At 2pm!!"

HappydaysArehere · 01/04/2020 09:44

Oh! To be able to pop on a bus and just buy what I need without worrying.

aleC4 · 01/04/2020 09:39

I wish I could go to work.

Girliefriendlikespuppies · 01/04/2020 09:37

'We'll need to go to pets at home soon, it's risky but will have to be done'

'Do not sneeze or clear your throat in public you'll be lynched.'