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Which sentence did you say today that you'd never have said a month ago?

686 replies

Bluewavescrashing · 31/03/2020 17:51

Me- 'Wash your hands, you've just touched the post!'

OP posts:
deepflatflyer · 01/04/2020 18:22

“I’m furloughed”

mumieone · 01/04/2020 18:22

In the loo and someone ringing the doorbell and youngest running to open door. I shouted NO don't open. It's fine mum I'll get it he said. Nooooooo you can't you'll get coronavirus you can't open the door!

louderthan1 · 01/04/2020 18:20

'Mum don't touch that wine bottle! I need to wash it!!'

pooopypants · 01/04/2020 18:18

To DH just now "you've singlehandedly just saved my sanity by buying chocolate (4 bars), wine (3 bottles) and chocolate cookies. Plus the kids love you even more than before because you bought ice cream on sticks"

Mercedes519 · 01/04/2020 18:15

I got a dentist appointment for my broken tooth. June 16th.

To be fair it doesn’t hurt as such, just worried I’ll lose the rest of the tooth.

Frazzledstar1 · 01/04/2020 18:13

Me and DP standing looking out the kitchen window at 3 men approaching a house

Me: surely they don’t all live there do they?
DP: I’ve definitely seen that one about before
Me: but they’re knocking, if they lived there they’d have a key

Never been so concerned with the goings on in my street Grin

dkanin · 01/04/2020 18:12

And "I can't get a Tesco delivery slot for the next 3 weeks but I'm too scared to go out to the shop"

TheCherries · 01/04/2020 18:09

Don’t touch that, I have to anti bac the food shopping

dkanin · 01/04/2020 18:07

To DSis; I can't face watching 28 days later with everything that's going on at the moment. I'd rather watch something escapist

Nquartz · 01/04/2020 18:07

The post is in quarantine until tomorrow

exaltedwombat · 01/04/2020 18:03

Any sentence including the word 'Unprecedented'.

louthomson · 01/04/2020 18:02

Yes, I've washed the Haribo...

Rainbow · 01/04/2020 17:59

We need to add gloves to our shopping list

amoobaa · 01/04/2020 17:58

Talking to my Mum about my best friend’s new baby... “Yeah she said she can’t register the birth of her baby because the registry office is shut for the next three months at least...”

Talking to my Fiancee... “now that we've cancelled the wedding, we’d better cancel the hen do and honeymoon too...”

“No you don’t need to wash that, I’ve already washed it twice...”

ilovesushi · 01/04/2020 17:52

"Don't worry. I'm not going to cross the road. You can hit me with that big stick if I come too near."
To elderly neighbour out for a stroll with his (very big) walking stick/ staff.

YoullHaveACupoTayAhGwan · 01/04/2020 17:49

“Leave the shopping in the boot - it’ll be safe to get out in 3 days time.”

FourTeaFallOut · 01/04/2020 17:49

"No Mam, I've checked the rules and I'm definitely allowed out in the garden" (I'm shielding, she's worried).

And, "Really, you managed to get teacakes with a milk order?" complete with a pathetic lip wobble.

Womenwotlunch · 01/04/2020 17:47

It has

Womenwotlunch · 01/04/2020 17:47

Its

Womenwotlunch · 01/04/2020 17:46

To my dcs

You can eat the bread , it’s only got a little bit of mold on it.

Littlemissamy · 01/04/2020 17:43

“Yes you can have your head shaved into a Mohawk”
To my 6 year old son...he’s not gonna be at school for a while, so why not?

ceramichedgehog · 01/04/2020 17:43

Shall we do some gardening?

(I hate gardening)

Mesoavocado · 01/04/2020 17:43

“Why are people not getting it? Don’t they understand how many are dying”

NHS worker. The worst is yet to come

FelicisNox · 01/04/2020 17:42

If any post arrives wipe it down with antibac and leave it to dry for at least 2 mins!

Happymedium31 · 01/04/2020 17:42

Me to my DD 8 ‘please don’t cry because you can’t go to school’

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