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Which sentence did you say today that you'd never have said a month ago?

686 replies

Bluewavescrashing · 31/03/2020 17:51

Me- 'Wash your hands, you've just touched the post!'

OP posts:
Sheilasfeels · 01/04/2020 19:36

"Sainsbury's has eggs!"
"We'd better not eat our snacks at the picnic benches, people will think we're taking the piss" - while on our daily walk with family
"If I find a bunch of bananas I'll save you half and vice versa"
"No dd (3 yrs) we can't go to the playground/soft play/ shops because they're having a... er... deep clean to make them lovely and fresh for later this year"

Mysocalledlifexx · 01/04/2020 19:33

"no handwash in the shop"

Mirada · 01/04/2020 19:24

Can anyone recommend a good breakfast wine ?

BikeRunSki · 01/04/2020 19:22

RICE!!!!!!!

Shirls22 · 01/04/2020 19:21

I’m giving up my retirement and going back to work 😳

Natsel84 · 01/04/2020 19:11

I've combed my eyebrows today

Lou12124 · 01/04/2020 19:11

Best wear a bra today

MarshaBradyo · 01/04/2020 19:11

Loads
But today it’s quite good that we are learning to make food with a nearly empty fridge

sussexoldspot · 01/04/2020 19:09

Oh my god, potatoes! YES!!!

Lowprofilename · 01/04/2020 19:05

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Legoandloldolls · 01/04/2020 18:55

Dont touch me, I dont want to die

As dh came in from work

Tammyxxx · 01/04/2020 18:53

I admire Nicola Sturgeon (just a little) at the moment 😮😮😮

KateF · 01/04/2020 18:42

Me to ddog: 'Don't be silly, of course you want a walk'
Me to brother: 'Happy birthday, even though you can't go anywhere'
Me to dd: 'I've had enough of reading!'

BamboozledandBefuddled · 01/04/2020 18:41

Me to visiting squirrel: "A bit of my apple OR a few peanuts. Which is it going to be?"

Me to DH: "Get your hands out of those shopping bags and go and wash NOW!"

salcombebabe · 01/04/2020 18:37

To my kids - STAY AWAY FROM PEOPLE!!!!

libra101 · 01/04/2020 18:35

I had to queue for half an hour to get into Tesco today!

Fishfingersandwichplease · 01/04/2020 18:35

Yes you can have a Roblox account.

I hate it already.

bobdylannumber1 · 01/04/2020 18:31

This working from home isn't all its cracked up to be.

SukiPutTheEarlGreyOn · 01/04/2020 18:27

Look! A plane’s in the sky!

Redcrayons · 01/04/2020 18:27

Any sentence including the word 'Unprecedented'
Grin I’ve been writing social media copy for work and has to get the thesaurus out because I’d used it too many times!

Also me ‘I’m furloughed from Friday’. I didn’t even know what furlough meant till a week ago.

Bbq1 · 01/04/2020 18:26

*IN the supermarket, not on!

AlunWynsKnee · 01/04/2020 18:26

I'm really glad we got ds the xbox

(He's getting some social interaction with his friends not just staring at a screen now)

Blakes8th · 01/04/2020 18:26

Pre pandemic uncontaminated cash.

Bbq1 · 01/04/2020 18:25

Phew, it's hot wearing a facemask on the supermarket"😷

triedandtestedteacher · 01/04/2020 18:23

Have you dettolled the post ?

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