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Which sentence did you say today that you'd never have said a month ago?

686 replies

Bluewavescrashing · 31/03/2020 17:51

Me- 'Wash your hands, you've just touched the post!'

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ririoo · 02/05/2020 13:42

I'm not clapping

SenecaFallsRedux · 19/04/2020 02:12

"I'm going to make a couple of extra masks. What color do you want?"

Imohsotired · 19/04/2020 01:47

"I'd love to do something fun today. What do people even do for fun on Saturday's? Maybe we'll change the bedclothes"

JustStayHome · 19/04/2020 01:10

Talking to partner

"Please can you cut my hair, it doesn't matter if its not straight, its either that or i have to hack it off myself"

😁😱

SomethingOnce · 18/04/2020 21:27

I really miss my commute.

bellinisurge · 18/04/2020 17:54

Shall I cut your hair?

Shockers · 18/04/2020 17:53

To DH- I like you with a beard.

smiffypeabrain · 17/04/2020 20:37

I think we need a bigger rainbow in the window, it looks a bit lost.

Lemonyfuckit · 17/04/2020 19:54

Dear Mr Poatman, I've disinfected my flaps for you Grin

ps1991 · 13/04/2020 15:14

Can’t believe my neighbours have gone out for the day!

InAPrettyCabinet · 13/04/2020 15:11

You can't hug grandad Sad

GuppytheCat · 13/04/2020 15:09

‘We’re starting to run out of weeds.’

BestOption · 13/04/2020 07:10

I'm going for my 'allowed' exercise at 6am so I see as few people as possible, but I miss the best of the sun😩 (no garden)

'Allowed' walk ?!?!, it's just so completely unbelievable, in the UK, in 2020 that we are in a position of being told when we may/may not leave our homes.

JustStayHome · 13/04/2020 03:34

I'm not gonna bother getting up tomorrow

violetbunny · 13/04/2020 03:32

I've ironed my trackpants for work tomorrow!

(I usually dress quite smartly for work but am WFH now...!)

TudorRoses · 12/04/2020 22:04

Oh I really hope it rains, I'm fed up with having to water the garden, it's so hot and dry out there.

PhilCornwall1 · 12/04/2020 21:51

Shall I clean the lounge carpet today?

I never thought I'd be saying that on an Easter Sunday!!

TheVanguardSix · 12/04/2020 21:37

To a nosey neighbour this evening:

“Please, ring the Gestapo on me. Maybe the Stasi! You choose!”

Confused
missmouse101 · 12/04/2020 21:31

Use half a tissue! They're rationed.

shiningstar2 · 12/04/2020 21:24

I am so excited ...I got a click and collect supermarket place [shielding 89 year old mother and her neighbour]

lizzylizzie123 · 12/04/2020 21:16

I'm so glad you are chatting with your friends on fortnite!

ElsieBobo · 12/04/2020 21:11

“Ride your bikes from the side door around to the patio back door - it will be just like arriving at a restaurant for dinner. Meet you there’”

Chestnut23 · 12/04/2020 21:07

I'd give my right arm for a sachet of yeast.

alliwantisagoodnightssleep · 12/04/2020 20:58

Hmm. These tinned potatoes aren’t too bad.

planningaheadtoday · 12/04/2020 20:56

Let me put your Easter eggs in a safe place for 72 hours, you can eat them later.

And

Should I risk using up my hair dye? Who outside these four walls will know if I'm grey for a few months? Said to my husband.

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