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Alphabet Street...is this thread 3?!

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originalcatlady · 12/02/2020 22:54

I can't believe you are all still finding this interesting! You do make me laugh!!

Alphabet Street...is this thread 3?!
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Hippopotas · 27/02/2020 23:17

I don’t know why I love this so much but I really do

Gogolego · 27/02/2020 22:57

All is right in the world of Mrs B.

On mn everything is out of kilter because there wasn't any drama

TeetotalKoala · 27/02/2020 22:54

Did she skip inside. Or just give a satisfied nod?

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originalcatlady · 27/02/2020 22:49

She's smug. She's lined up with her door. Nothing to see here.

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TeetotalKoala · 27/02/2020 22:44

Gah. She's going to be so smug tonight.

newnameallround · 27/02/2020 22:27

I have read all three threads over the last couple of days!! I love this!!

Lweji · 27/02/2020 21:59

Or... they're luring her into a false sense of security and then block her in "almost touching".

Vinorosso74 · 27/02/2020 21:42

They may all arrive home 5 minutes before B and claim all the spaces.

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originalcatlady · 27/02/2020 21:30

There must be a party somewhere we haven't been invited to.

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olbndansmummy · 27/02/2020 21:15

Where are the K's? Don't they realise how many mners are relying on Alphabet street being full by 10 pm this week?

HelloBambinos · 27/02/2020 21:11

Imagine how smug B will be if there is her space available.. She will strut to her house twirling her keys in her hand.. MR B waiting at the door with a cuppa and her dressing gown for her to put in... We cannot allow it!

GabsAlot · 27/02/2020 21:08

I find people very selfish in that repsect op especially when theres people waiting here to see what happens

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originalcatlady · 27/02/2020 20:56

Looks like a quiet night. Just D in 3 and F in 4. Why are people having lives? Don't they know we have our parking soap to attend to?!

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Frenchw1fe · 27/02/2020 19:45

So B left her car in M’s drive until 10.25am? Cheeky.

Forflipssake2 · 27/02/2020 18:34

@Lweji I thought the same!

Sissymate2 · 27/02/2020 16:26

@MoominKitty
How very kind of you to provide handmade carrot cake and tea for us...better get cracking on all those cakes though as the whole world is anxiously awaiting a delicious bite....and I'd love to have a cuddle with your whinging 8week old velcro whilst you're baking.CakeSmile

Sissymate2 · 27/02/2020 16:19

@BruceAndNosh
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thank you for digging
(pun intended) up that article....Id love to see what Mrs.Bs chair would look like.What do you think?....Im imaging the tacky floral kind from a 1960s dinette with Mr.B perched on it.....as they are a cheeky lot on Alphabet St. and someone would just slide an unoccupied chair out of the street or run off with itGrin
Can't you just picture Mrs.B revving her way out of 1/2, zooming off to work and leaving MrB sat in 1/2 all day for hours till his honey comes roaring home🤣🤣🤣🤣

MoominKitty · 27/02/2020 14:29

Go M for making batshit B move!

I've binged all three threads today as I battle my whinging velcro 8 week old and I'm totally hooked!!

Presents a hand made carrot cake and tea to all

BruceAndNosh · 27/02/2020 14:00

She needs the famous Pittsburgh Parking Chair
popularpittsburgh.com/the-pittsburgh-parking-chair/

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originalcatlady · 27/02/2020 13:19

I have an unwakeable child! But even my self absorbed teenagers have been known to laugh when witnessing a B rage!

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Sissymate2 · 27/02/2020 13:06

@originalcatlady
What did your DS say when you ran up to his room to peep out his window the other night so that you could hear Mrs.Bs ranting?

Sissymate2 · 27/02/2020 13:03

@TheHumanSatsuma
That's a brilliant ideaGrin

TheHumanSatsuma · 27/02/2020 12:44

I like the idea of Mr B lying prone in 1/2 to reserve space for her ladyship.

ATowelAndAPotato · 27/02/2020 12:16

B will be resorting to this next!

Alphabet Street...is this thread 3?!
PotterHead1985 · 27/02/2020 12:06

GrinGrinGrinBIIG glass of wine for C!! (Which handily starts the word criminal!) I would say B is frothing