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Things you assumed were normal

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meredithgrey1 · 30/01/2020 22:44

DH bought some weetabix to have for breakfast a few days ago and I was amazed to see him preparing it by just pouring cold milk on and then eating it like that! I can't eat weetabix now but when I was little my mum would pour the milk on, then microwave it, then mash the biscuits in to create something similar to porridge. I assumed at the time that this was the only way to eat weetabix but my husband was appalled at the very idea and after a quick google it does seem like I'm very much in the minority. So it got me thinking, what are some things that you thought were normal, but then you realised that you/your family were the only one(s) doing it like that?

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Neveranynamesleft · 01/04/2020 22:56

Meat and potato pie with oxtail soup poured over. Delia had nothing to worry about in our house.

ColdCottage · 27/03/2020 06:48

Thank you for this thread. It's been my positive reading during night feeds for the last week.

permanentlyexhaustedpigeon · 13/03/2020 12:07

Gravy on toast.
Sunday's gravy, reheated and poured over a slice or two of toast and eaten with a knife and fork - the Sunday tea (or Monday lunch) of champions.
Everyone I know (except one) thinks this is the oddest thing ever. Of course, it doesn't work with Bisto - it has to be a homemade gravy with vegetable stock in it or it won't be the same..

Compared to that, DH was quite relaxed about plain digestives with Cheddar, celery and peanut butter and Wensleydale with Christmas cake (or mince pies)

FarCanal2 · 10/03/2020 21:18

@BritneyPeedOnALadybug i can do the shiver thing!

heartandheart · 22/02/2020 22:22

I can make my ears rumble! More so in my left ear than my right though. It's kind of like a yawn through my ears!

Yabadee · 14/02/2020 21:25

@AlCalavicci

Oh paprika would be nice!

Have you tried garlic bread toasties? Heaven! Make some garlic butter and spread that on the outside of the bread as normal, a little bit on the inside too, and add your filling (I like it with cheese and ham) toast as normal in machine. Best thing ever!!

AlCalavicci · 14/02/2020 20:37

@Yabadee
I am glad you enjoyed it . You can add a pinch of alsorts of herbs / spices to change the flavour, I added a bit of paprika a few days ago mmmmmm.

SazCat · 14/02/2020 18:37

shiny An old colleague used to say** that but said "black over Bill's mothers", she was from the Midlands

Shinyletsbebadguys · 14/02/2020 15:24

I do this quite often and DP often looks a little askance at me. We grew up from very different backgrounds (a recent one was I genuinely hadn't realised not everyone did the Duke of Edinburgh award to gold ...I honestly thought the schools had to make everyone do it.... his was more the type of school that you practically got a certificate for not getting arrested for a whole year!!)

Recently though a colleague used the phrase " Black over wills mothers " , i agreed and said it was threatening (both Welsh backgrounds for us) and a third colleague got very offended and thought it was a racist statement....we both were genuinely confused and said " No , as in black rain clouds that are about to rain? "

Never heard that outside of Wales, and DP always gets it , but I found put after that it is actually a Shakespeare reference and nothing to do with Wales. So there we go , I gave the Welsh the credit....

dellacucina · 14/02/2020 15:16

OH! it's cream. I thought 'bream' was oddly specific.

ThumbWitchesAbroad · 14/02/2020 13:11

Shortbread and bream - now there's a thought - not a good one! Grin

(I know it's a typo - just amused me)

Livpool · 14/02/2020 11:50

@Threelionsandalioness I also used to have shortbread with bream. My DGF did it and it was only when I was about 13 that I realised no one else did it.

Never warmed the shortbread though...

ImportantWater · 14/02/2020 11:18

we sang: A hundred years later
A meatball tree grew
And now there are meatballs
For me and for you

ThumbWitchesAbroad · 14/02/2020 10:35

Well I never made it to Guides, so it must have been Brownies! Either that or in the school playground - I learnt some well dubious songs in the school playground (junior school, too!)

dellacucina · 14/02/2020 10:22

It was so tasty, as tasty as can be.
And then the next summer it grew into a tree!

I CANNOT believe that you learned a song with the word 'hell' in brownies

ThumbWitchesAbroad · 14/02/2020 10:03

"It rolled down the garden path
And under a bush
And then my poor meatball
was nothing but mush.

I buried my meatball
and covered it well
and then my poor meatball
went straight down to hell

A hundred years later
An apple tree grew
All covered with meatballs
And spaghetti too!"

Yes, we learnt it in Brownies.

sueelleker · 14/02/2020 09:24

The rest of the meatball song goes;
"It rolled off the table
And onto the floor
And then my poor meatball
Rolled out of the door."
I think we learned it at Guides.

NewModelArmyMayhem18 · 14/02/2020 08:50

It was a chore rather than I was although my mother might say different

NewModelArmyMayhem18 · 14/02/2020 08:49

We used to have something called cornflour mould with coca-cola flavoured jelly. Favourite pudding growing up.

I used to love polishing shoes. I was a Sunday evening chore before school on Monday.

Heard of Pobs but never had them (although I can imagine they'd be just what the doctor ordered during illness). Nice and bland.

NewModelArmyMayhem18 · 14/02/2020 08:45

Pepper on fresh strawberries. A little sprinkle of black pepper really makes all the difference. The Spanish do that.

NewModelArmyMayhem18 · 14/02/2020 08:44

Just like when I found out the word “outwith” isn’t used in England. News to me...

DixieLandReject · 14/02/2020 08:40

I’ve just googled it, not sure why I didn’t do that before now, I just assumed it was made up!

DixieLandReject · 14/02/2020 08:38

Oh my god, it’s an actual thing!! Shock

RiftGibbon · 14/02/2020 08:29

I remember Dettol baths, carnation evaporated milk (sometimes over tinned peaches or tinned fruit salad), milk jelly (as opposed to blancmange) and being allowed to eat a cube of jelly.
I used to like to lick the inside of Knorr soup packets too, once they'd been used. Did this recently and got very funny looks from DH.
Did anyone used to pull the wishbone after having roast chicken/turkey? We were told that you had to hold and pull it with your little finger only.
And if you sneezed at the same time as someone else (and then said "bless you" at the same time, you had to say, "post first my letter" to ward off bad luck!

Franklymydearidontgiveadam · 14/02/2020 08:18

My grandad used to have pobs too back in the day! So it's been a thing since the 1930s xx