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To ask the grossest thing your pet has done?

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QueenOfOversharing · 17/01/2020 22:20

I used one of those foot peel masks & was peeling the skin off. My beagle ran in & ate it all! 🤢

He also rolls in fox shit. And knocked over bathroom bin & took out tampon applicator & ... cleaned it 🤢

My staffy, when she was a puppy, ate the arses out of my DS' pants.

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Tanfastic · 17/01/2020 22:27

When my son was about five he was throwing up in bed one night and I just quickly stripped his bed and threw the sheets on the lawn outside whilst I dealt with him and changed his bed.

When I came downstairs and looked outside my dog was sat on the lawn chomping on the lumps of sick 🤢

Dirty bastard 😂

Pingue · 17/01/2020 22:27

My dog ate the contents of DS’s nappy when I was changing him. I know dogs “clean up” after their puppies so wonder if that’s what she thought she was doing? It was all over her fur and she needed a bath. She has also eaten food that DS has spat out or puked up.

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QueenOfOversharing · 17/01/2020 22:26

Fucking hell, pets are gross! I didn't realise cats were bad. Dogs seem to like shit. Wtf is wrong with them? 😂

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FlaskMaster · 17/01/2020 22:26

Vomit eating dog has also eaten nappies (yes this required vetinary intervention).

FlaskMaster · 17/01/2020 22:25

If my dog vomits, he eats it again. If my other dog vomits, he'll eat that too.
One of mine would eat cat poo as a puppy. Or any poo, but the cat poo stank the worst.

hettysdrawers · 17/01/2020 22:24

I accidentally shut Dcat1 in the bathroom once and when Dcat2 finally alerted me to her plight and I found her, she'd shat in the bath then trampled it round the bathroom Confused

Everyone I told said the poor thing must have done a fear poo but it was pretty solid and she seemed chilled so I'm going with revenge.

rosydreams · 17/01/2020 22:24

climbed on my chest with pooey feet =/

MaddeningtheUnhelpful · 17/01/2020 22:23

My dog is obsessed with eating cat poo Confused she will do pretty much anything to get to it. Gross doggo

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QueenOfOversharing · 17/01/2020 22:22

@TheoriginalLEM I'm sorry, but that requires far more information! 😂

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TheoriginalLEM · 17/01/2020 22:22

My mum's dog, that weighed 60kg, shat in my hands

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