To ask the grossest thing your pet has done?

I was house sitting and cat sitting for a friend. They lived in a farm cottage and had 2 cats.
Woke up one morning to.a horrible smell. Bloody cats had caught a big rabbit, half eaten it and pulled it into the house through the cat flap. Damm thing had caught on the bottom if the flap... half a rabbit hanging half into the house on the bottom of flap, blood, guts and bits all over the damm thing and a trail.of blood and gore to centre of living room rug! Feckers!

Not mine but I saw a thread on FB where somebody had dogs and guinea pigs, the dog got into the room with the guinea pigs and killed them.

Oh, and old dog once ate one of those stretchy towelling sports socks. I had to ‘help’ it out - it kind of stretched and stretched until it finally popped out and covered my hand in shit

My niece's otherwise lovely golden labrador used to fish her worn knickers out of the laundry basket and eat them.

They would then of course come out the other end, still in perfect condition.

Needless to say they were binned, not washed and re-worn.

Our old dog rolled in a dead seal on the beach - I still can’t talk about that without gagging

Was scooting his arse across the living room carpet and left a massive skid mark

Got accidentally shut in my DD’s bedroom, did a poo behind her bedroom door which I then smeared right across the carpet when I opened the door

When DD2 was potty training, I had to stand guard whenever she did a poo on it. Poor girl would be trying to have a crap with me and the dog either side of her waiting to finish

Current dog - eats horse poo and the hoof trimmings while the farrier is trying to trim DD’s pony’s feet

Our downstairs toilet window was open in summer and a stray had come in and given birth on our towels, I let the dog out (he's dead now this was about 10 yrs ago) the back to go toilet after a few mins there was all this kerfuffle and I heard hissing and meowing.

I ran out back to see this cat on the windowsill and Ddog doing something.
I went to grab him and saw him eating something. I didn't process it properly at that moment but I now realise what happened due to details I don't want to post as its upsetting.

I couldn't face him for a while :(

About 10 years ago, my dog ate 2 used condoms from my boyfriend's bathroom bin. They both came out the other end - one completely shredded, and I intact. I was glad I was walking him that day and not my dog walker

Ate the hamster

We went on holidays and left our cat to be looked after by the neighbors. He had the whole house to himself.
Upon our arrival we have discovered he has shat right in the middle of our matrimonial bed
I guess, he just tried to say he did not like to be left alone

But the dying rat and the blood all over the skirting boards was worse. I arrived home to that with four children and cake making ingredients. Play date got interesting 🤣

My cat brings slow worms in from the garden and throws them high up in the air, and catches them in his teeth. And repeats. If you’ve not seen slow worms before, they are pretty big. Like mini snakes. It’s fairly horrifying. He bites their tails off if I don’t rescue them. And I’m not that crazy about rescuing them, but I feel I must 😬😬😬

🤣🤣🤣🤣 these are so funny.

My dear departed dog had so many gross moments I don’t know which to pick.

There was the time he nicked the net off roast beef out of the bin and spent the next 24 hours puking or shitting all over the flat until he finally passed it (didn’t know what was wrong with him until it reappeared).

Or the time he crapped in the car boot in excitement and then leapt around in it because we were arriving at my sister’s. There was poo trodden into every crevice of the boot, and she lived in a tenement with no garden/outside tap/hose, so I had to try to clean it with baby wipes.

Or the time he crapped in my shoe.

My cat ate an entire ribbon (several feet long, very thin, used for trimming things). When it came out the other end it didn't all come out. She freaked out and ran in panicked cat fashion round and round the flat dragging the pooh covered ribbon behind her. My mother in law was staying at the time and she managed to catch her and pull the ribbon out.

My first dog ate his vomit before it had even hit the ground most times and always before I managed to get the cleaning supplies together.

My second dog ate his shit as a puppy. He also pisses up the bannister (we lock him outside when we aren't in so he's doing this while we sleep) but this is also where he sleeps at night so sometimes he smells bad. As does my landing. Cunt.

Ate a litter of newborn kittens

😆😆 Great Dane skidmark.

Once my dog had a very sloppy poo when I took him for a walk. He then proceeded to back into my leg, tail up. Shit all down my shin. Brill 🤣

@QueenOfOversharing I was bathing him and he just shat! I just caught it and threw it straight down the toilet my DP was gagging

Yeah mine eats cat shit too...won't eat his own though 😳🤣