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To ask the grossest thing your pet has done?

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QueenOfOversharing · 17/01/2020 22:20

I used one of those foot peel masks & was peeling the skin off. My beagle ran in & ate it all! 🤢

He also rolls in fox shit. And knocked over bathroom bin & took out tampon applicator & ... cleaned it 🤢

My staffy, when she was a puppy, ate the arses out of my DS' pants.

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Lindy2 · 17/01/2020 23:13

Oh my some of these are so gross.

This one is pretty mild compared to some on here, but my current Dcat enjoys killing spiders during the night. She then lines up the bodies at the bottom of the stairs ready for me to admire/accidentally tread on when I come downstairs in the morning. 3 in one night is her record.

My childhood Dcat once caught and ate a bird. The only bits she didn't eat were the beak and eyeballs. I know that because I saw something small and strange looking on the carpet. I leant down to pick it up and found I was holding the unwanted eyeballs and beak, still perfectly attached to each other. OvO Confused

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QueenOfOversharing · 17/01/2020 23:12

I can handle a pretty defecating or urinating or even eating shit but what gives me the heave is the smegma/dick cheese my small dog leaves on the furniture

Noooooooooooooooo! 😱😱😱

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QueenOfOversharing · 17/01/2020 23:11

@NotanotherboxofFrogs so ungrateful, that's a delicacy round some parts!

@SunbeamsOverhead I've heard that coprophagia (shit eating) is really hard to stop. Nasty fucker! 😂

@soulasylum splosh like a little bath bomb, disintegrating...

@AudacityOfHope like that magic trick with the hankies! 😂

@Iloveplacentas mine pukes then eats it again so fast. Mind you, saves me picking it up.

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Boogbuster · 17/01/2020 23:11

*pet defecating...

Apirateslifeforme · 17/01/2020 23:10

I came home from the school run one day, I could hear the dog the dog crying, but he sounded quite distant.
I know what that means...
The Dozy twats only gone and jumped the gate and is trapped on the landing of DDs floor of the house.
Soo. I go up, and yep, stuck.
I open the gate, and he charges down the stairs, all the way to the back door, and hes pawing at the window.
So I let him out and he starts to cack, I go to see if hes ok, and he brings up something white.
What.has.he.eaten?
Only turns out that he went up and raided DDs bin.
The white stuff was used sanitary towels.

Still makes me heave to think about

Boogbuster · 17/01/2020 23:10

I can handle a pretty defecating or urinating or even eating shit but what gives me the heave is the smegma/dick cheese my small dog leaves on the furniture

SidekickSally · 17/01/2020 23:08

My puppy got into the bathroom bin and ate a used tampon that I'd wrapped in toilet roll. I chased her and she was running whilst swallowing it down like a gannet. I had to take her to the vet to give her something to bring it all up again. I was mortifed explaining it but think the vet just wondered why I didn't flush tampons down the toilet.

Also when she's sick she eats it and is then sick again and so it goes on.

She also welcomes any house guests by trying to sniff their crotches.

AudacityOfHope · 17/01/2020 23:07

Oh god tunnocks that's actually horrific. Is this your cat who was sick/maybe injured (?) a few months back? Recovered enough to kill slow worms then Grin

TooManyPaws · 17/01/2020 23:07

One of my dogs was sick on the leather sofa this evening and ate it again. The cats used to leave just the head of a mouse with innards attached around the house. We have a Speshul Shovel for corpses in this house. One cat was sick over my laptop. Years ago, a now dearly departed cat pissed all over my then boyfriend's groin.

Sarcelle · 17/01/2020 23:06

I have wanted a dog for the longest time. This thread has cured me.

SomethingAboutNothing · 17/01/2020 23:06

Got Ddog as a puppy around the time my DS was potty training. Not a great combo it turns out 🤢

On one occasion DDog ate the poop out of the potty, on another DS bent over to have his bottom wiped and DDog licked it clean instead 🤢🤢

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QueenOfOversharing · 17/01/2020 23:06

The knickers & the stretchy sock have sent me a bit hysterical! Dogs are fucking disgusting beasts!

@fourquenelles tasty AND warm mmmmmmm

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Iloveplacentas · 17/01/2020 23:05

Today I was walking my dog down the canal and she dived into an old takeaway that somebody had dumped on the towpath. She puked it up later all over the living room rug.

She also eats cat sick and has eaten shitty nappies before 🤮

ErrolTheDragon · 17/01/2020 23:05

Maybe not as gross as many of these but disquieting - my dog is especially fond of raiding my waste paper bin for tissues if I've had a nosebleed. Hmm

AudacityOfHope · 17/01/2020 23:05

Our cat ate ribbon too when I was little. The vet said we could only pull it about half a centimetre a day so it was hanging out of her arse for ages. She was an idiot cat. Grin

soulasylum · 17/01/2020 23:04

I was in the bath and my cat jumped up on the side of the bath, slipped and shit herself. Yep, a genuine actual nugget of shit fell out her backside and into my nice bubble bath.

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QueenOfOversharing · 17/01/2020 23:03

@Springersrock I love your dog!! My beagle eats horse poo (it's rare round these parts) and ate deer poo too. He also ate my toenails the other day. He'd love horses hooves!

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SunbeamsOverhead · 17/01/2020 23:02

My dog eats the cat poo out the litter tray if you don't grab it away quickly. I have often asked WTF is wrong with her?!?!

NotanotherboxofFrogs · 17/01/2020 23:02

Cat came in the window with a little bird and I was asleep sadly for me, I was dozing with my mouth open, which meant I wasn't able to appreciate the half chewed bird and was obviously ignoring her so she dropped it into my mouth 🤢.

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QueenOfOversharing · 17/01/2020 23:02

@EmmapausalBitch reminded me that my dog (as a puppy) ran out of bushes with a huge leaf covered in shit. Followed by a black lab with a shitty condom. Me & other owner chasing them. It was then I realised I'd found our "gay woods".

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QueenOfOversharing · 17/01/2020 23:00

@BarkBarkBark awwwwwe that must have been awful. I know we say it's in their nature, but doesn't make it easier. I felt bad when staffy twice caught squirrels & left them dying.

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fourquenelles · 17/01/2020 22:58

My oldest boy stands behind my brindle boy while the latter poos and then eats it warm from the source. Boak.

Oh and then 9 times out of 10 comes and burps in my face. Double boak.

emmaclare83 · 17/01/2020 22:57

My dog routinely eats my (worn) knickers. Once he ate the entire gusset of a pair of vintage Levis. He's a chihuahua.

RitaMills · 17/01/2020 22:54

The cat brought a mouse in and plonked it on the kitchen floor (dead), dog naturally picks it up and starts chewing... I had to chase dog around the house trying to pick dead soggy mouse out of dogs mouth while he is growling trying to hold onto it. It was fucking disgusting and I will never forget the bulging dead mouse eyes poking out of my dogs mouth as I tried to flick it out with my finger.... not to mention having to actually touch dead soggy mouse.

Willow2017 · 17/01/2020 22:51

The other half of rabbit was on the rug!😝🤢