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To ask what the weirdest thing you experienced or saw at someone else's house when you were a child?

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BillHadersNewWife · 08/01/2020 13:59

Inspired by a Reddit thread...there were some absolutely weird things that people experienced or saw at their mates' houses as children.

There was a man who said he hated eating at his friend's house because they weren't allowed to drink water with a meal.

There was someone who said their friend wasn't allowed in any other room but the kitchen and their bedroom.

That kind of thing! I'm thinking myself and can't really dredge much up. There was one friend who lived in a huge mansion...think National Trust style place...and it was empty!

Just room after room with less furniture in the place than in an average semi!

Normal-ish family...I think they were broke due to having 5 kids and privately educating them all!

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dontmentionbookclub · 08/01/2020 14:20

My friend's brother was picked on by her father in front of me when I was quite young maybe about 8 or 9 - sort of verbally torn apart about something he had said. I couldn't understand what I was seeing as it was so unlike anything that happened in my house I couldn't really process it. Might help if I tell you what happened. We were all watching tv and an advert came on with two little children talking. Friend's brother said 'how facetious' commenting on the children. I didn't know that word and I was impressed but obviously it was not the right word to use and his dad really went off at him about showing off with fancy language, who did he think he was, using the wrong word which showed how ignorant he was, shouldn't ever use a word if you don't know what it means, etc etc. It really went on for ages and I was really uncomfortable. In our house we loved different words and we would have chatted about the word 'facetious' for ages, maybe looked it up, used it as a joke for a while to describe things, but never ever would that telling off have happened. Looking back, I feel so upset for the boy and he must have only been about 11 at the time and he was reduced to a wreck by his dad by that, really upset and close to tears.

TheFuckingDogs · 08/01/2020 14:17

Once stayed at the house of a friend who’s parents owned a pub. They were obviously downstairs working and left the 11 year old upstairs with huuge Doberman dogs. In the night I got up for a wee and found massive dog poo’s on the Lino In the bathroom. Told the friend who seemed completely unfazed and just said that was where the dogs pooped when her parents were working 😳

AllTheWhoresOfMalta · 08/01/2020 14:17

I had a friend when I was in infant school and their spare room was just full of loose and random clothes piled up, floor to ceiling. You opened the door and they kind of fell at you.

LoisLittsLover · 08/01/2020 14:17

Being served rabbit pie at my best friend's home, aged 6. I had a pet rabbit at the time.

abstractzebra · 08/01/2020 14:16

One of my friends had older parents who still kept the front room sofa all covered and only uncovered it all when someone significant was visiting!

Palavah · 08/01/2020 14:13

The parents of my best friend at primary school had a copy of the Radio Times on top of the TV and an exercise book and pencil. If there was something they wanted to watch they wrote it in the book and the TV would be switched on for that particular programme and off afterwards.
Her mum rang a bell for 'drinks' before dinner on a Saturday and we'd sit and drink a glass of fruit juice before the meal was served.

SuperMumTum · 08/01/2020 14:13

I remember having a sleepover at a friends, we were really quite young, maybe 7, and witnessing a godawful row between the parents late at night. My parents never had cross words so I'd never seen anything like it. She was an only child so I think she really liked having me about and thinking about it now she must have felt so alone when she was sat on the top of the stairs listening to the screaming accusations night after night.

WindFlower92 · 08/01/2020 14:11

Ooh good idea for a thread, I love weird people stories! I can't really think of anything that extreme, but I remember one friend I used to have in primary school made a game of knocking on her teenage brothers door and then running away before getting beaten up by him... Confused She'd cry and then a little later do it again!

BillHadersNewWife · 08/01/2020 14:10

CS you've reminded me of someone! When I was about 11, I made a new friend in secondary school and she took me home for tea. Her Mum was v glam and there were all these soft porn style photos of her on all the walls!

Framed, big, 80s style glamour shots but nude! They just acted like it was normal.

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canijustaskonemorething · 08/01/2020 14:09

I remember being about 13/14 and going to my friend’s house and he mum ordered her to wash the dishes and I offered to dry them. My friend declined my help and the mum went batshit. She started shouting at my friend that when someone offers you help then you take it.

I gingerly picked up the dish cloth and started drying in silence and left straight after. I didn’t go back. 😬

Disfordarkchocolate · 08/01/2020 14:08

Sheep's eyeballs being boiled.

Whynosnowyet · 08/01/2020 14:08

My bff 's df used to iron his cash while wearing only Y fronts..
Grim.

CSIblonde · 08/01/2020 14:06

As a 6year old playing with the local hairdressers son in the early 70's, I distinctly remember the whips & chains hung over his (single) Mums bed. I never twigged at the time obv, but later thought it odd they were so displayed & that she didn't turn a hair at us playing hide & seek in there.