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To say no to visiting pigs for Christmas??

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PigAuntie · 29/11/2019 18:02

My sister wants to buy my niece and nephew micro pigs for Christmas. They are coming to stay with us for Christmas so she wants to know if she can bring them with her!!!
AIBU to say no because

  • we don’t want pigs running around our house partly due to we have no idea (and neither does she) if They will be chewers/poo everywhere/cry all night plus they are tiny and will be at danger of being stood on
  • we have a 3 bed semi, with 9 people, Xmas tree, extra chairs etc it’s already going to be crowded enough and we don’t have the space to put a pig pen anywhere - the conversatory is already taken over by the guinea pigs cage. (C&C open type)
  • I don’t agree with animals being given as Christmas presents as Christmas is busy and chaotic and full of noise and lights and wrapping paper and choas. I believe a new pet needs to be introduced to a family in a calm and serene environment where they can get used to each other and the animal can retreat to a safe place when they need too
  • I also don’t think any animal should go an3 hour journey unless absolutely necessary or they have got used to car journeys
  • you need a permit to move pigs to another premises and I think are them not allowed to move them again for 20 days!!!
  • Christmas is my favourite time of the year and I don’t want it overshadowed by pigs!
  • we will all be drinking (as is the nature of Xmas day) so I don’t think we should be in charge of tiny piglets when no one knows exactly what they are doing with them.

On a positive note I have found out that DH is the perfect mumsnetter husband, his response was ‘fuck no, that’s all you need to say, just no, don’t need to justify it, we say no that’s it!! So I’m happy to loan him to help people with CF’s!!!

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MissMoan · 29/11/2019 22:39

You are not being unreasonable at all. Christmas can be stressful enough when you are catering to others. It's your home and any visitor should respect that. Micro Pigs may be cute from a distance, so why not keep them that way Wink

cdtaylornats · 29/11/2019 22:32

Next Christmas they could come for dinner Grin

Loveislandaddict · 29/11/2019 22:30

Saying No is fine!

I thought it was a typo when when I read your title, and presumed it was gp mis-typed (and auto-corrected to pigs!).

Seriously, who buys pigs for their children (unless they live on a farm), and th3n expects someone else to host them!

RoseGoldEagle · 29/11/2019 22:29

Christmas is my favourite time of the year and I don’t want it overshadowed by pigs

This made me laugh! YADNBU, ‘fuck no’ is the right response.

joystir59 · 29/11/2019 22:24

Pigs need a big field to live in with a pig arc for shelter. They are not suitable as indoor domesticated pets.

HaudYerWheeshtYaWeeBellend · 29/11/2019 22:24

There is no such thing as "micro pigs" they grow and eat and eat you out of home!

ewemum · 29/11/2019 22:14

Will need holding no.s and a movement licence to transport. Will not stay small. House pet pigs suffer a lot of gastric upsets. I hope she doesn't get them.

HuggedTheRedwoods · 29/11/2019 22:12

Pigs with an inexperienced owner in a rented house with a small paved yard... This wont end well and makes me so sad to read. Poor pigs.

PerkingFaintly · 29/11/2019 22:10

This is so marvellously bonkers that if you weren't a name I recognised, I'd be wondering if you were for real, PigAuntie.Grin

How, how is any human being having to make out a reasoned, bullet-point list to argue the case not to have ACTUAL PIGLETS running round their living room for Christmas?Grin

This is just magnificent!Grin

(Sorry, OP, I do feel for you really. And for the piglets, who I hope do NOT get bought. But Grin. I mean, Grin)

thenightsky · 29/11/2019 22:09

Totally missing the point but how is she going to get the pigs to yours without the kids noticing?

More importantly, how is she going to get the pigs to yours without DEFRA noticing?

Ellie56 · 29/11/2019 22:05

Oh and, "Fuck no!" is the perfect response. Grin

Ellie56 · 29/11/2019 22:03

This is hilarious. Are you sure she's not winding you up OP? Grin

FizzyIce · 29/11/2019 21:52

Your sister is quite clearly a fucking idiot

draughtycatflap · 29/11/2019 21:52

Superglue some ears and a snout to your ignorant sister and repeatedly kick her up the arse so she squeals like a piggy for her children's Christmas entertainment.

T0tallyFuckedUpFamily · 29/11/2019 21:51

spanglydangly there’s a reason people race piglets and not lambs, those wee shits are really bloody fast!

smugmug · 29/11/2019 21:49

Lots of legislation that must be complied with to own and keep pet pigs micro or otherwise , best she finds out a bit more first !

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ChazsBrilliantAttitude · 29/11/2019 21:48

www.cannonhallfarm.co.uk/video/the-yorkshire-vet-vs-the-pigs/

Show her this

Fififerry1 · 29/11/2019 21:48

Reminds me of when my DSis turned up for a family holiday (6 adults 11 children) with 5 baby chicks, 2 guinea pigs and a puppy. All new and all ran riot in a holiday home with a no animal policy. She was very annoyed that I was stressed. Then one of the chicks died - cue 11 distraught children. Great holiday.

Shouldbeworkingnotreadingtalk · 29/11/2019 21:43

She will need a CPH number in order to keep pigs at any address. No breeder will give her pigs without this number, as it is required by law to complete a movement licence of pigs. Both parties must have a CPH number. (County Parish Holding number). The fines for moving pigs without the current documents are huge. She is clearly a total idiot. On the plus side, pigs are very clever, would be fine for a few days in a house and not really any more hassle than bringing a puppy ....

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spanglydangly · 29/11/2019 21:42

@T0tallyFuckedUpFamily I know I shouldn't laugh..... but I am!

The thought of you chasing 12 piglets!

DBML · 29/11/2019 21:39

I hate pigs. I wouldn’t have someone’s dog over either. In fact, no animals permitted in my house, except Doug (Hamster), but he’s OK.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 29/11/2019 21:39

There are small breeds of pigs - kunekune,.Minnesota mini pigs etc, but they are small for pigs - not small in an objective sense.

They still grow too big too keep as house pets. Pigs are highly intelligent animals, and they have a lot of quite specialised requirements to keep them healthy and happy.

You'll also find that they can't just be taken for walks because of government restrictions on the movement of livestock.

And she'll need a specialist vet. Pigs can get ill very quickly their living conditions aren't just right.

Mumoftwoyoungkids · 29/11/2019 21:35

Totally missing the point but how is she going to get the pigs to yours without the kids noticing? I remember we once transported a big dolls house covered in a blanket in the car seat next to dd for her Xmas present but pigs are a whole different matter. They wriggle!

Whyareyouallcallingmemum · 29/11/2019 21:31

Oh and can I borrow your husband? I don't have one.

Whyareyouallcallingmemum · 29/11/2019 21:29

She's and eejit!
Pigs in houses? Animal farm!
Fuck off!
Cute and all while they're piglets...but man the novelty will soon wear off.