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To say no to visiting pigs for Christmas??

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PigAuntie · 29/11/2019 18:02

My sister wants to buy my niece and nephew micro pigs for Christmas. They are coming to stay with us for Christmas so she wants to know if she can bring them with her!!!
AIBU to say no because

  • we don’t want pigs running around our house partly due to we have no idea (and neither does she) if They will be chewers/poo everywhere/cry all night plus they are tiny and will be at danger of being stood on
  • we have a 3 bed semi, with 9 people, Xmas tree, extra chairs etc it’s already going to be crowded enough and we don’t have the space to put a pig pen anywhere - the conversatory is already taken over by the guinea pigs cage. (C&C open type)
  • I don’t agree with animals being given as Christmas presents as Christmas is busy and chaotic and full of noise and lights and wrapping paper and choas. I believe a new pet needs to be introduced to a family in a calm and serene environment where they can get used to each other and the animal can retreat to a safe place when they need too
  • I also don’t think any animal should go an3 hour journey unless absolutely necessary or they have got used to car journeys
  • you need a permit to move pigs to another premises and I think are them not allowed to move them again for 20 days!!!
  • Christmas is my favourite time of the year and I don’t want it overshadowed by pigs!
  • we will all be drinking (as is the nature of Xmas day) so I don’t think we should be in charge of tiny piglets when no one knows exactly what they are doing with them.

On a positive note I have found out that DH is the perfect mumsnetter husband, his response was ‘fuck no, that’s all you need to say, just no, don’t need to justify it, we say no that’s it!! So I’m happy to loan him to help people with CF’s!!!

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PigAuntie · 29/11/2019 23:20

Message between me and DH. Not sure why I’ve blacked out people’s names as I’ve completely outed myself anyway- everyone at mine and DHs work know all about it !!

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woogal · 29/11/2019 23:19

I think this is nuts!

I would want to see the piggies though.

MaxNormal · 29/11/2019 23:19

That "dad" is a slightly older piglet.

PigAuntie · 29/11/2019 23:16

Discussion on where they will live

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PigAuntie · 29/11/2019 23:15

Snippet of conversation with the breeder - this is all she sent me

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PigAuntie · 29/11/2019 23:11

Honestly it’s not a wind up!! I’ll try and crop some more messages!

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DuckonaBike · 29/11/2019 23:08

Maybe this is all an elaborate wind up?
< grasps at straws>

EsselGruntFuttock · 29/11/2019 23:08

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PigAuntie · 29/11/2019 23:07

When we got our guinea pigs (from a rescue and after a year of DD begging for them and once she had researched them and could tell me everything about looking after them etc) the rescue lady came round to check the house, check the cage was big enough, see what the run we had outside was like and showed us how to car for them/cut nails etc.
The breeder is about 1.5 hours away from my sister so I don’t believe for a second that they would be doing a home visit? Unless they ask for photos (which could be faked) they could be told anything about the home environment!

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DuckonaBike · 29/11/2019 23:06

She is completely stark, staring bonkers. Please, please convince her to get a hamster instead. This is completely irresponsible and really quite cruel to the pigs.

I've read this thread expecting to find it was all a misunderstanding and she meant guinea pigs. I was gobsmacked to see the picture of what are definitely actual pigs! No!

DontDribbleOnTheCarpet · 29/11/2019 23:05

Pigs like to keep most of their living space clean and will choose a corner of their field to shit in. I don't know what happens if there is no field, my experience was limited to just a few pigs and helping my nephew with his. But yes, they are eating machines and what goes in must come out!

DontDribbleOnTheCarpet · 29/11/2019 23:03

Good news about the castration. Although I'm not sure I'd trust a breeder who was so casual about welfare and legalities.

PigAuntie · 29/11/2019 23:03

I don’t know where she is going to put all the pig waste? Hay and pig poo? Our 2 guinea pigs create a bin bag of waste (hay, paper, bedding and poo etc and remains of cardboard boxes they’ve chewed) and they are a lot lot smaller than a proper pig!!

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FurrySlipperBoots · 29/11/2019 23:02

Hahahahaha, she's RENTING?! Well I'm glad the children don't know, because only a landlord batshitier than your sister would agree to it, so it's not going to happen.

I love pigs, they're one of my favourite animals, and the photo of the piglets is adorable, but this is beyond absurd.

Mummy0ftwo12 · 29/11/2019 23:00

cute baby piggies on christmas day

CherryBathBomb · 29/11/2019 22:59

Wow!
It gets worse Angry

PigAuntie · 29/11/2019 22:59

The breeders web page does say that all males are neutered before sale.

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DontDribbleOnTheCarpet · 29/11/2019 22:59

She thinks it's perfect to get a male and a female? She's planning to breed from them, isn't she? That's what I suspected- after all, if two piglets are cute, how much cuter would a bloody dozen of them be?
BTW, there is no way one earth that the larger pig in that photo is an adult male. Maybe it was bred from very early on, but it isn't fully grown at all.
Hopefully her landlord will put a stop to it.

ItsAlmostXmas · 29/11/2019 22:59

So she's buying different sexes........ she gets more & more crazy with each post!

Thank goodness pugs are so regulated she shouldn't be able to get one. Or are their unscrupulous pig farmers that don't abide by rules?

She needs to buy the kids cuddly toys, far more appropriate

thenightsky · 29/11/2019 22:58

Its a boy and a girl... well that's going to end well Hmm

ddl1 · 29/11/2019 22:52

YADNBU! What an IDEA! It should be against the law to keep pigs if you don't have the right outdoor facilities for them, and certainly your sister is crazy to think that she has the right to demand that YOU house them!

SheChoseDown · 29/11/2019 22:51

Her landlord won't agree and that should be the end of it.
Silly sausage sister

PigAuntie · 29/11/2019 22:48

Hopefully I’ve cropped her name out properly so she doesn’t get hate mail - but this is one of the messages - I haven’t made this up! I’m not sure I have that much imagination to be honest!!

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PigAuntie · 29/11/2019 22:43

@Mumoftwoyoungkids and others who asked how she would get them here without the kids noticing - the kids will already be here as she is working the Monday and until lunchtime on Xmas eve so I offered to have the kids early - we are all going to longleat on the weekend so will bring my niece and nephew back with us then.

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MsAdorabelleDearheartVonLipwig · 29/11/2019 22:42

@draughtycatflap has nailed it. Please do this. Grin

I really fancy some crackers with Brie and chilli jam now. I haven’t got any though.