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To say no to visiting pigs for Christmas??

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PigAuntie · 29/11/2019 18:02

My sister wants to buy my niece and nephew micro pigs for Christmas. They are coming to stay with us for Christmas so she wants to know if she can bring them with her!!!
AIBU to say no because

  • we don’t want pigs running around our house partly due to we have no idea (and neither does she) if They will be chewers/poo everywhere/cry all night plus they are tiny and will be at danger of being stood on
  • we have a 3 bed semi, with 9 people, Xmas tree, extra chairs etc it’s already going to be crowded enough and we don’t have the space to put a pig pen anywhere - the conversatory is already taken over by the guinea pigs cage. (C&C open type)
  • I don’t agree with animals being given as Christmas presents as Christmas is busy and chaotic and full of noise and lights and wrapping paper and choas. I believe a new pet needs to be introduced to a family in a calm and serene environment where they can get used to each other and the animal can retreat to a safe place when they need too
  • I also don’t think any animal should go an3 hour journey unless absolutely necessary or they have got used to car journeys
  • you need a permit to move pigs to another premises and I think are them not allowed to move them again for 20 days!!!
  • Christmas is my favourite time of the year and I don’t want it overshadowed by pigs!
  • we will all be drinking (as is the nature of Xmas day) so I don’t think we should be in charge of tiny piglets when no one knows exactly what they are doing with them.

On a positive note I have found out that DH is the perfect mumsnetter husband, his response was ‘fuck no, that’s all you need to say, just no, don’t need to justify it, we say no that’s it!! So I’m happy to loan him to help people with CF’s!!!

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dontalltalkatonce · 29/11/2019 19:27

She is batshit!

GCAcademic · 29/11/2019 19:27

Your sister sounds like a complete fool who should never be allowed anywhere near an animal.

stucknoue · 29/11/2019 19:26

The only pets that I welcome are canine, and then only if my canine likes them!

HandsOffMyRights · 29/11/2019 19:26

There are so many abandoned animals in this world - many that were bought as cute newborns and then dumped because they committed the crime of growing up or were no longer fashionable.

Nanny0gg · 29/11/2019 19:25

Report to RSPCA

and how distressing for them to be moved all over the place at Christmas.

thenightsky · 29/11/2019 19:25

The deeds of my house say I can keep one pig. There's an old broken down Victorian sty at the bottom of the garden.

I still wouldn't.

TheLightSideOfTheMoon · 29/11/2019 19:24

Also, I live in a semi with a small yardy garden and there's a clausy thing in our deeds saying we can't keep livestock.

Has she checked for similar?

Sparklesocks · 29/11/2019 19:23

Your sister really shouldn’t be responsible for animals if she believes in micro pigs!
As pp have said they grow into full size pigs, and require a decent amount of space. It’s cruel to take them in and then kick them out when they’re no longer tiny. They’re not accessories.

bananahood · 29/11/2019 19:23

I think Overshadowed By Pigs would be a fantastic band name. Also YANBU OP. Poor wee pigs Sad

TheLightSideOfTheMoon · 29/11/2019 19:21

Is there any chance she's confused Micro Pigs with Guinea Pigs?

Maybe she means two rotund, chortley fellows in a cage lined with fresh hay are joining you for Christmas vegetable peelings?

Otherwise it's just batshit, right?

JesusInTheCabbageVan · 29/11/2019 19:20

Is she Mason Verger?

GruciusMalfoy · 29/11/2019 19:20

Has she never smelt a pigsty?! She must be off her head!

Considermesometimes · 29/11/2019 19:19

Op it would be funny if I wasn't so worried about the quality of life, or lack of for the pigs, you must show her this thread.

Being cruel to animals is not acceptable just because it is christmas. Her neighbours will report her immediately, given she has no outside space apart from a patio and who wants livestock living next door if you are in a semi detached house??!! And secondly she will break her children's hearts when the inevitable happens and they are shipped off.

It is setting a very unhealthy precedent of shock and awe at christmas, what will she get next year noahs ark arriving with two of everything? It is just not remotely sensible. Is she always so over the top?

Tell her to buy a snow machine and turn it on from the top floor if she wants to create excitement, I will never forget my chidren's faces when it started to snow on christmas morning. No animals will be harmed this way and she can use it every year (and not piss off her neighbours too much)

Prevegen4U · 29/11/2019 19:19

I just read that the seller will show a bit older piglets and say they are the parents. Probably the real parents are great big hogs rooting up the muck behind the barn.

FelixFelicis6 · 29/11/2019 19:17

What a bloody idiot of a sister you have...

Yarboosucks · 29/11/2019 19:17

If you have copy of the exchange with the seller, I would report them to the RSPCA. It is irresponsible to sell such animals to someone with no suitable means of keeping them

Didntwanttochangemyname · 29/11/2019 19:17

Are you serious? This can't be real? Your sister is insane!

recycledbottle · 29/11/2019 19:16

I'd tell her she can't come to your house. If you say no to pigs she will probably just leave them somewhere so I'd say no full stop because she needs to look after them in her own home

T0tallyFuckedUpFamily · 29/11/2019 19:15

I grew up one a farm and absolutely adore pigs, but we also had a vicious fucker that would have killed you when she’d get the rage. We were never permitted to be near her and were told never to pass the field if she was near the hedge. I swear this beast would nearly roar and attack the gate if you passed. She is a fucking prat and has no idea what she’s getting herself into. Does she have any idea how badly they can damage you if they bite and they are much stronger than dogs, so her children would be dead before she got to them.

Check the council bylaws. I very strongly suspect you will find that she will not be permitted to keep livestock in a residential area.

Gazelda · 29/11/2019 19:15

Wait. What?

Is she mad?! Does her landlord know? Do her kids like pigs? How will the pigs exercise? What will they eat? Where will they sleep? Do her council allow pig muck in their refuse bins? What about the neighbours?

Haffdonga · 29/11/2019 19:11

Someone I know had a so-called micro pig. It grew so large that one day it got completely stuck in their downstairs loo and couldn't get out. They had to have an entire wall knocked down, costing thousands. The pig ended up as bacon moving to a farm.

Ponoka7 · 29/11/2019 19:11

This actually isn't funny.

Most responsible breeders time their piglets for spring. They only allow adoption on completion of a pig keeping course, or proven experience.

These pigs, who are as intelligent as dogs, are going to suffer in her care.

Also, she needs to realise that giving them scraps is illegal and could spark a health hazard.

Who is she going to pass them to when she needs to go away etc or when she's bored if them? There's laws around killing them.

OP the family shouldn't be aiding and abetting this. You should be reporting.

drspouse · 29/11/2019 19:10

Who are the 2% that said YABU?
I guess they can have the pigs to stay.

theoldtrout01876 · 29/11/2019 19:10

my friend got a 3lb piglet, it was bullied and harassed by the cats and chickens. Poor wee thing was so sad, slept on a teddybear. 9 months later said 3lb piglet is close to 600lbs. Her name is Petunia and shes a love. My friend happens to have a farm though and Petunia lives there now. By the time she was 3 months old she was knocking people over wanting petted and just her general excitement at seeing you.
Pigs are great but definitely not house pets.

custardbear · 29/11/2019 19:09

She's in a 3 bed semi that's rented?! Ffs your sister is insane if she thinks this is ok from any angle - mainly including the landlord! Pigs STINK and they're noisy and need space, mud, roaming space - I'd be surprised if the breeder allowed her to buy them!