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Original poster

DH's obsession or whatever. It's not normal is it.. what should I do?

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NewSchmooo · 19/08/2007 19:25

Today there was a mix up at work with my shifts and I came home from work only 45 minutes after I'd left.

I found my DH of 7 years naked on the bed surrounded by all the stainless steel kicten implements that we possess and rubbing a knife sharpener gently up and down an intimate area of his body. He was very aroused. He even had pot pourii candles burning and soft lighting.

I knew something was amiss as soon as I came in because it was so quiet and I just had this intinct but I had been putting the bin out for tomorrow so came in through the conservatory and he didn't hear. I just opened the bedroom door (we live in a bungalow) and there he was.

I know its not another woman but what do I do about this. And the softlighting and stuff; he hasn't made that much effort with me for years.

I don't know what to do. Has anyone ever heard on this? A knife sharpener for goodness sake. I feel sick. Have obviously changed my name for this.

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Original poster
NewSchmooo · 19/08/2007 21:42

Yes its that throw but I do wash it its really durable. Does that really matter now. He told me somethinh shocking

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katylui1 · 19/08/2007 21:42

refresh refresh refresh

NormaStanleyFletcher · 19/08/2007 21:41

No no - it is the one from the white company

Shh

Let her speak )type)

Original poster
NewSchmooo · 19/08/2007 21:41

Yes we talked Kay. I am cannot conceive of what he said to me. And he loves me apparently.

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Lizzer · 19/08/2007 21:41

NS, not THE throw?

jaynehater · 19/08/2007 21:41

Not the dyson, surely.

NormaStanleyFletcher · 19/08/2007 21:41
specialmagiclady · 19/08/2007 21:41

Is it the spunky Mexican throw?

Original poster
NewSchmooo · 19/08/2007 21:40

I have come back out here. I have brought a throw to sleep under. I am not going back in there. He has told me it all he says. I am horrified.

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KaySamuels · 19/08/2007 21:40

That was fast ns, did you talk?

specialmagiclady · 19/08/2007 21:40

I am definitely getting RSI from hitting Refresh button. Is there a keystroke shortcut??

FrannyandZooey · 19/08/2007 21:40

Oh this is VERY good

specialmagiclady · 19/08/2007 21:39

OMG She's back!

weebleswobble · 19/08/2007 21:39

WHAT!!!!???

Original poster
NewSchmooo · 19/08/2007 21:39

I don't beleive it

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Lizzer · 19/08/2007 21:39

Yes Shiny, that's one helluva talent

SixKindsofCrisis · 19/08/2007 21:37

I've only skimmed the thread, but isn't there a song by Elvis -- 'You can do anything but don't come on my purple suede shoes'?

ShinyHappyPeopleGoingNuts · 19/08/2007 21:37

Oh I have found my niche in life.. I am giving up the OU.. I can do Google translations from bad German to English...

NormaStanleyFletcher · 19/08/2007 21:36

Very very good going Shinyhappypeople

Lizzer · 19/08/2007 21:35

PMSL!!!

jaynehater · 19/08/2007 21:35

I googled schmoo, and wiki says they are asexual (could be the source of the problem?) and would gladly jump into a frying pan (possible future compromise?)

wiki says so, it must be true

If this thread is for real we're all going to burn in hell.

Theclosetpagan · 19/08/2007 21:35

Oh heck - am so tired - just have to go to bed. Soooo hope this was a wind up posting because if it isn't I have LMAO and I'll end up feeling guilty.

ShinyHappyPeopleGoingNuts · 19/08/2007 21:35

PMSL.. if Oh See Rees Volles.. or whatever.. be..OH- Sie reizvolles that means....

"oh you sexy piece of steel"!!

Lizzer · 19/08/2007 21:34

Good going Shinyhappypeople, try "Oh see rees volles"

KaySamuels · 19/08/2007 21:34

He was talking to a kitchen utensil, I'm thinking the conversation was pretty one way 'that feels good' 'oh yeah' and so on. What else is he gonna be saying to a knife sharpener??!?