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DH's obsession or whatever. It's not normal is it.. what should I do?

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NewSchmooo · 19/08/2007 19:25

Today there was a mix up at work with my shifts and I came home from work only 45 minutes after I'd left.

I found my DH of 7 years naked on the bed surrounded by all the stainless steel kicten implements that we possess and rubbing a knife sharpener gently up and down an intimate area of his body. He was very aroused. He even had pot pourii candles burning and soft lighting.

I knew something was amiss as soon as I came in because it was so quiet and I just had this intinct but I had been putting the bin out for tomorrow so came in through the conservatory and he didn't hear. I just opened the bedroom door (we live in a bungalow) and there he was.

I know its not another woman but what do I do about this. And the softlighting and stuff; he hasn't made that much effort with me for years.

I don't know what to do. Has anyone ever heard on this? A knife sharpener for goodness sake. I feel sick. Have obviously changed my name for this.

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Renaissancewoman · 19/08/2007 21:55

Lady you need self help books and quick - might this help

www.amazon.co.uk/Stainless-Steel-Rat-Goes-Hell/dp/0752817191/ref=pd_bowtega_3/202-263 9754-7441412?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1187556798&sr=1-3

cousinsandra · 19/08/2007 21:54

surely there could have been some nigella hardware in there?

ShinyHappyPeopleGoingNuts · 19/08/2007 21:54

Don't you bring ME into this Perspephone Snape! You take that back immediately!

jaynehater · 19/08/2007 21:54

(This is going to inspire Ann Summers. Coming soon ....bakeware)

cousinsandra · 19/08/2007 21:53

dammit, dammit, was thinking smeg too!!!

alycat · 19/08/2007 21:53

DEAR GOD!!! Michelle's Dead????

I thought it was Moben anyway?

Lizzer · 19/08/2007 21:53

Goodness Bosch you say? I hope that the sandwich toaster was at least a Breville though...

alucard · 19/08/2007 21:53

Never done a link before. Will be astonished if it works

www.mumsnet.com/Talk?topicid=1375&threadid=374453

Piffle · 19/08/2007 21:53

I bet she led him on with SMEG appliances

irishbird · 19/08/2007 21:52

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boo64 · 19/08/2007 21:52

Bet you'll have to have custody battle over who gets the kitchen appliances and the Lakeland gear now...

NormaStanleyFletcher · 19/08/2007 21:52

The blender!!

Next time make sure it is plugged in!

Piffle · 19/08/2007 21:51

and I am fearing for the innocence of her Brabantia Bin
Here is hoping (fingers toes everything) that she chose brushed steel

specialmagiclady · 19/08/2007 21:51

That is actually totally gross.

Also, what if he'd electrocuted himself? Liquid and toasters just don't go together.

You're going to have to get really naff kitchen implemements from now on. Or spunk(!) a fortune on 2 sets of good everything.

jaynehater · 19/08/2007 21:51

(I think you just stole her punchline)

MamaMaiasaura · 19/08/2007 21:51

sorry but PMSL at this thread.. DP suggests you wrap yourself in kitchen foil and hide in the kitchen cupboard.

NewSchmooo · 19/08/2007 21:51

It seems the stainless steel was just the tip of the iceberg. The blender too. (Although that was only a Bosch). And the sandwich toaster.

This isn't right. I will have to divorce him. He told me he is glad it is all out in the open but I screamed at him and ran away to the office again.

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Lizzer · 19/08/2007 21:50

PMSL to the point of histeria RW!!!!

Doodledootoo · 19/08/2007 21:50

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katylui1 · 19/08/2007 21:50

Thanks weebs (getting friendly now!!..)

cousinsandra · 19/08/2007 21:50

did the kenwood concieve of it?

irishbird · 19/08/2007 21:50

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weebleswobble · 19/08/2007 21:50

Boo - it worked for me. I've just spent £2,650!

persephonesnape · 19/08/2007 21:50

was it a shiny toaster? does he just like to look at his cum-face?

there are people who take photos of their shiny kitchen appliances for ebay and if you look very carefully you can see their naked reflection in the pic. maybe it's just a voyeuristic/narcissistic thing.

Doodledootoo · 19/08/2007 21:49

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