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DH's obsession or whatever. It's not normal is it.. what should I do?

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NewSchmooo · 19/08/2007 19:25

Today there was a mix up at work with my shifts and I came home from work only 45 minutes after I'd left.

I found my DH of 7 years naked on the bed surrounded by all the stainless steel kicten implements that we possess and rubbing a knife sharpener gently up and down an intimate area of his body. He was very aroused. He even had pot pourii candles burning and soft lighting.

I knew something was amiss as soon as I came in because it was so quiet and I just had this intinct but I had been putting the bin out for tomorrow so came in through the conservatory and he didn't hear. I just opened the bedroom door (we live in a bungalow) and there he was.

I know its not another woman but what do I do about this. And the softlighting and stuff; he hasn't made that much effort with me for years.

I don't know what to do. Has anyone ever heard on this? A knife sharpener for goodness sake. I feel sick. Have obviously changed my name for this.

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MrsFish · 19/08/2007 22:18

Just spent the last half an hour reading this thread, haven't laughed so much in ages... genius

persephonesnape · 19/08/2007 22:18

no, i thank you.

brilliant thread. same time next week?

NormaStanleyFletcher · 19/08/2007 22:17

It's not ME

Shineyhappy etc etc??

irishbird · 19/08/2007 22:16

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

NewSchmooo · 19/08/2007 22:16

I thank you

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katylui1 · 19/08/2007 22:15

shinyhappy wotsit doodah???

NewSchmooo · 19/08/2007 22:15

I'm not Franny.

AAD, how's you arrrrrse? Did the wotsit on it grow back at all?

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amateurarsedoctor · 19/08/2007 22:14

How very dare you schmoo!

I'm for real.

Lizzer · 19/08/2007 22:13

Is the cat a clue??

Doodledootoo · 19/08/2007 22:13

Message withdrawn

NewSchmooo · 19/08/2007 22:13

The tassle probably serves a little known purpose.

Persephone, the key to my identity may lie with you.

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j20baby · 19/08/2007 22:13

is it Norma?

katylui1 · 19/08/2007 22:12

Oh, now wondering if we took it too far !!!!!

weebleswobble · 19/08/2007 22:12

I'm off to Dp with the bbq skewers. I'll check in tomorrow to see who is responsible for spicing up sex life.

persephonesnape · 19/08/2007 22:10

it's a zester! with a effing tassel.

have seen everything. can die in peace.

Renaissancewoman · 19/08/2007 22:10

I haven't been this intrigued since "Murder, She Wrote"

weebleswobble · 19/08/2007 22:09

I think changes of names Katy and I'll be round with my new purchase

katylui1 · 19/08/2007 22:08

that zester did things you know??!

katylui1 · 19/08/2007 22:08

Weebles...you and I...eh? What do you say?

!!!!!!!!!!!

NewSchmooo · 19/08/2007 22:08

Cappucino made me laugh. She is a wise old bird that one..

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Lizzer · 19/08/2007 22:08

Oh someone will work this our really quickly, but not me, I'm a bit slow..hurry hurry oh clever ones

alucard · 19/08/2007 22:07

Schmoo- I have practically starved to death, plus its past my bedtime. Wish I was tucked up in my Laura Ashley. Was worth it though

weebleswobble · 19/08/2007 22:07

Do you mean I just bought for nothing?

NewSchmooo · 19/08/2007 22:07

I am on the thread though. With a clue.

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NewSchmooo · 19/08/2007 22:06

Not Harpsi, greeny or Hunker

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