DH's obsession or whatever. It's not normal is it.. what should I do?

THANKYOU SHINEY THATS THE BEST LAUGH I HAVE HAD IN WEEKS

Oh stop, please!!!!

I was just going to stay I don't think you're a weirdo, now not so sure. Hey ho, much more interesting than chatting to MIL about contents of crap newspaper (staying with in-laws just now). She thinks I'm checking my email - wonder what she'd say if I let her read this....

Excitement eh KT? Was it the milk pan?? Eh? Ehhhh?! And you worry about what goes on in my head!

this isn't a serious thread....I hope, as haven't really read it....but I am roflmfao here....if it is serious, I do apoligize and say just one thing...he's got a problem....

Shineyhappypeople,(And the rest of you quick witted posters esp marthamoo for the link that made me wee myself) fantastic, thank you so much for the best laugh I have had in ages.

oops sorry clicked twice in excitement...

It's wasn't "all in my head".. I just made it up as I went along.. I am not a weirdo really.. (I don't think...)

I am totally in awe. You had me hooked. What a talent you have. I find it hard to believe someone has all this in their head. Slightly scary really. I think I must be very naive - learning all the time though. I had lots of guilty laughs while reading - I was actually empathising!

I am totally in awe. You had me hooked. What a talent you have. I find it hard to believe someone has all this in their head. Slightly scary really. I think I must be very naive - learning all the time though. I had lots of guilty laughs while reading - I was actually empathising!

It's the stress Gess. Ds's fault...

Oh God I'm just reading it through and I'm crying... (so yes cod people really DO cry on MN ) at some of the responses. I didn't laugh at the time.. just kept typing.. and making excuses for my absences (whilst googling brands, traslating etc) like the cat etc.

These have made tears pour down my face silently (am trying to be quiet as DS and DH watching a film.. sadly no pc in garage/office and another upstairs )..

"perhaps the cat is watching out for his stainless cat bowl?"
(IDoBeleiveInFairies)

"It's all too much...the husband was wanking over the milk pan, there was no mexican throw on the bed to catch the spunk which now I reaise I obviously need, mum may want a vol-au-vent so throw some spinach at me, the cat is watching the wanking husband pick out a utensil and now theres effing spunk over suede shoes.

Purple suede shoes? Really? Brain is having trouble computing... "

(Katyliu)

And of course SpecialMagicLady's spunk-in-the-eye story... PMSL

shiny I have tears streaming down my face from this; I called dh over for an intro to mumsnet; fantastic.

Thanks, the start of this thread really helped cheer me up.

Hilarious thread shiny

Have been reading excerpts out to shocked Dh and err brother too....

(not sml's spunk in eye story tho...)

And I know less than nothing about brands. Had to google price comparison sites and pick the more expensive ones.

Hospital pyjamas were a mad detail that even surprised me..!

Ah, knew it was a wind up but thought it was very very well written.

And actually hurt from laughing.

(although at one point I had doubts and started to suspect it was someone I knew. Who would probably tell the tale in the same amusing manner )

OH this was sooooooooooooo funny!! I was glued all the way through but DH said it was a wind up!!

When he turned up in hosp pyjamas I got suspicious!!

So funny.

Well done you!!! Much more fun than last nights Mumsnet!!

Have to say I am relieved that I STILL don't know of anyone that wanks with a knife sharpener (wasn't pleased about adding that one to my repetoire of drunken dinner party stories!)

I know it is!

I really thought it was greeny though

That is a complement

No no.. honestly.. no kitchen ware fetish here. I don't even COOK! EVER!

Or issues with spunk on bedsheets.

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