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DH's obsession or whatever. It's not normal is it.. what should I do?

510 replies

NewSchmooo · 19/08/2007 19:25

Today there was a mix up at work with my shifts and I came home from work only 45 minutes after I'd left.

I found my DH of 7 years naked on the bed surrounded by all the stainless steel kicten implements that we possess and rubbing a knife sharpener gently up and down an intimate area of his body. He was very aroused. He even had pot pourii candles burning and soft lighting.

I knew something was amiss as soon as I came in because it was so quiet and I just had this intinct but I had been putting the bin out for tomorrow so came in through the conservatory and he didn't hear. I just opened the bedroom door (we live in a bungalow) and there he was.

I know its not another woman but what do I do about this. And the softlighting and stuff; he hasn't made that much effort with me for years.

I don't know what to do. Has anyone ever heard on this? A knife sharpener for goodness sake. I feel sick. Have obviously changed my name for this.

OP posts:
JeremyVile · 19/08/2007 19:30

Will do Wonky!

beansprout · 19/08/2007 19:30

Did you talk about it? How did you react?

policywonk · 19/08/2007 19:30

Maybe it wants sharpening?

pipsqueeke · 19/08/2007 19:29

as in a knife steele?

hmm could be he's getting a thing for bondage/into 'differnt' sexual things? what did he say?

MyTwopenceworth · 19/08/2007 19:29

Show him you are supportive. Buy him one of these for his birthday.

NewSchmooo · 19/08/2007 19:29

I have changed my name to protect my identity. I said so below.

He was gentlt running the knife sharpener shaft up and down his manhood.

OP posts:
policywonk · 19/08/2007 19:29

Sorry, but ROFL. At JV, obviously. (JV, check out my scary thread

JeremyVile · 19/08/2007 19:29

" And the softlighting and stuff; he hasn't made that much effort with me for years."

The callous Bastard

LucyJones · 19/08/2007 19:28

Is this your first message or are you name changing to cover up your identity? It seems a very odd first post.

JeremyVile · 19/08/2007 19:27

He was heavy petting a knife sharpenr?

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