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Original poster

DH's obsession or whatever. It's not normal is it.. what should I do?

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NewSchmooo · 19/08/2007 19:25

Today there was a mix up at work with my shifts and I came home from work only 45 minutes after I'd left.

I found my DH of 7 years naked on the bed surrounded by all the stainless steel kicten implements that we possess and rubbing a knife sharpener gently up and down an intimate area of his body. He was very aroused. He even had pot pourii candles burning and soft lighting.

I knew something was amiss as soon as I came in because it was so quiet and I just had this intinct but I had been putting the bin out for tomorrow so came in through the conservatory and he didn't hear. I just opened the bedroom door (we live in a bungalow) and there he was.

I know its not another woman but what do I do about this. And the softlighting and stuff; he hasn't made that much effort with me for years.

I don't know what to do. Has anyone ever heard on this? A knife sharpener for goodness sake. I feel sick. Have obviously changed my name for this.

OP posts:
Cappuccino · 19/08/2007 20:42

"we did it here in the garage on top of the grow bags. Now that memory is all sullied"

oh you're good

obvious, but good

alucard · 19/08/2007 20:42

Tell us the spunk in the eye story while we wait

weebleswobble · 19/08/2007 20:41

I'm in control now. Do tell.

policywonk · 19/08/2007 20:41

It's like the people standing on the quayside at New York asking about Little Nell

specialmagiclady · 19/08/2007 20:41

The worst experiences of your life can very quickly turn into hilarious dinner party anecdotes (or maybe hen night anecdotes in this case) when you find the humour in them (take for example my spunk in the eye story).

Speccy · 19/08/2007 20:40

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FunkyGlassSlipper · 19/08/2007 20:40

NS - Best advice I can give would be to talk rather than email.

What did he say?

Fimbo · 19/08/2007 20:40

Oh gawn

katylui1 · 19/08/2007 20:40

Sorry Schmoo...what's he said??

Original poster
NewSchmooo · 19/08/2007 20:39

Ok I won't tell you what he said then.

Having people to talk to at this difficult time was helping but you are all literally pissing yourselves.

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Doodledootoo · 19/08/2007 20:39

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weebleswobble · 19/08/2007 20:39

Here Katy - have mine. I'll make do with the bottle opener.

Speccy · 19/08/2007 20:38

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katylui1 · 19/08/2007 20:38

Oh....My....God....Nearly...There....

Quick, pass the Nutmeg Grater....

Original poster
NewSchmooo · 19/08/2007 20:38

You are all laughing. I expected some support.

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alucard · 19/08/2007 20:38

Were you surrounded by garden implements on the growbags. You must look out for clues you know, then you won't get these shocks.

policywonk · 19/08/2007 20:37

specialmagiclady - I am crying now

Hassled · 19/08/2007 20:37

Sorry, but if I was going to shag kitchen utensils they would come from John Lewis at the very least - none of this Lakeland goat for me .

Doodledootoo · 19/08/2007 20:37

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Original poster
NewSchmooo · 19/08/2007 20:37

He has replied.

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Original poster
NewSchmooo · 19/08/2007 20:37

More mail hang on.

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weebleswobble · 19/08/2007 20:37

Rofl Slouchy - this is not good for my bladder!

Doodledootoo · 19/08/2007 20:36

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alucard · 19/08/2007 20:36

Does he have his mobile with him? Send him a text telling him to check his email. Its inhumane that we should be left hanging like this.

katylui1 · 19/08/2007 20:35

Hmm Weeble, what a coincidence....slight distraction while we wait...humm de dumm..