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If your username predicts the way you die... How would it happen?

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00100001 · 04/10/2019 19:19

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BadTimesAtTheElRoyale · 08/10/2019 14:56

Killed in a hotel

MorrisZapp · 08/10/2019 14:56

Zapped

Sherloidbaisherloid · 08/10/2019 14:55

Trying to figure out who did a shit in the toilet and didn’t flush

wannabebetter · 08/10/2019 14:51

From sheer exhaustion trying to be better.....

HotChocolateLover · 08/10/2019 14:46

Drowning in a vat of hot chocolate, filled with whipped cream and a mouthful of marshmallows of course.

missmouse101 · 08/10/2019 14:22

Carried away in the talon of an owl.....

SpoonBlender · 08/10/2019 14:11

Oh, this'll be messy.

ColdNovemberRain · 08/10/2019 14:02

Hypothermia

MysweetAudrina · 08/10/2019 13:50

Pushed down a stairs most likely.

HipHipHippo · 08/10/2019 13:42

Joyfullittlehippo I guess I'm going the same way as you!

eenymeenyminyme · 08/10/2019 12:05

I guess I'll shrink until there's nothing left of me?

Ironic really, I've lost 2 stone this year Grin

Sparklypurpleunicornsaremyfav · 08/10/2019 12:02

Being smothered by sparkly purple unicorns??? 🧐

Jolonglegs · 08/10/2019 10:09

Legs grow even longer and take over my whole body

ManoloChooBoutin · 08/10/2019 10:04

3 stilettos through the heart

Walkerbean16 · 08/10/2019 10:03

Slipping on some beans.

EleanorAbernathy · 08/10/2019 08:40

Eaten by my own cats.

flowerbombVR · 08/10/2019 08:08

Self explanatory I think.

QueenOfTheAndals · 08/10/2019 07:22

Stabbed through the heart by the love of my life who also happens to be my nephew!

Impatientwino · 08/10/2019 07:13

Failing to wait for the little green man to cross the road to get to the off licence?

GoJetterGirl · 08/10/2019 06:35

Forgetting to put on my seatbelt in the vroomster and falling out?

Or

Shot out of the sky by grandmaster glitch

moanyhole · 08/10/2019 03:57

Moaning in a hole

Percivalthebabyspider · 08/10/2019 03:42

Cute but lethal baby spider attack.

Tonnerre · 08/10/2019 03:40

Struck by lightning in a French thunderstorm, presumably.

BusterGonad · 08/10/2019 03:36

Choking on Busters gonads! Nice! Envy

boyd0000a1 · 08/10/2019 03:30

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