Active discussions

Please or to access all these features

Talk
Mumsnet classics

Relive the funniest, most unforgettable threads. For a daily dose of Mumsnet’s best bits, sign up for Mumsnet's daily newsletter.

See all MNHQ comments on this thread

Original poster

If your username predicts the way you die... How would it happen?

999 replies

00100001 · 04/10/2019 19:19

?

OP posts:
Thread gallery
7
JellyBabiesSaveLives · 04/10/2019 20:29

Brexit causes shortage of confectionery

GreatUncleBulgariaWomble · 04/10/2019 20:29

I've been around since the 1770s and I'm still going strong, so not for a long, long time yet.

tectonicplates · 04/10/2019 20:29

In an earthquake Sad

Sn0tnose · 04/10/2019 20:28

Flu.

@twirlypoo Grin

WalkingInTheAir13 · 04/10/2019 20:27

Launching myself off the thirteenth floor - The Snowman made it look so easySad

NearLifeExperience · 04/10/2019 20:26

I was never really alive.

aintnutinchanged · 04/10/2019 20:26

@TheQueef 😂😂😂😂

TranquilityofSolitude · 04/10/2019 20:26

Quietly. Alone.

MrsNotNice · 04/10/2019 20:26

My surname literally means immortal Grin

iVampire · 04/10/2019 20:25

The leukaemia gets me

(but I take down any undead who drink from me)

RainingFrogsAndHats · 04/10/2019 20:24

A VERY bad day weather-wise

aintnutinchanged · 04/10/2019 20:24

Not sure what mine would be 😂😂

gluenotsoup · 04/10/2019 20:23

Oh no....bad mistake to make. A sticky end if there ever was oneGrin

meditrina · 04/10/2019 20:23

I am a goddess so will not die

villainousbroodmare · 04/10/2019 20:22

Kicked to bits by a bitch of a mare.

KUGA · 04/10/2019 20:22

Car crash.

AuntieStella · 04/10/2019 20:21

Oh goodie, I get to drink myself to death (pity it's lager not wine, but the effect is much the same)

At least I hope that's it, not drowning in a butt

LetsGoFlyAKiteee · 04/10/2019 20:21

Flying a kite... Very unfortunate

MadisonAvenue · 04/10/2019 20:20

Run over by a New York cab

RonniePasas · 04/10/2019 20:19

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

mumsiedarlingrevolta · 04/10/2019 20:18

In an episode of Scoobydoo

MontanaSky · 04/10/2019 20:18

Ranch holiday goes awry

perpetuallybewildered · 04/10/2019 20:18

Mine doesn’t bode well.

SamBeckett · 04/10/2019 20:17

In a time travel accident where I get stuck as the opposite sex .

Or Gushie kills me

AnnaMariaDreams · 04/10/2019 20:16

In my sleep on holiday in Florida