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Original poster

If your username predicts the way you die... How would it happen?

999 replies

00100001 · 04/10/2019 19:19

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FloofenHoofen · 04/10/2019 23:00

A fluffy hoof to the face.

vinoandbrie · 04/10/2019 23:00

Gout.

TigerBreadAddict · 04/10/2019 22:57

But what a way to go!

TigerBreadAddict · 04/10/2019 22:57

Obesity

ColumboOnTheCase · 04/10/2019 22:55

Suffocate in luggage while detective lieutenant Columbo sits on top of it.

tiajon · 04/10/2019 22:55

Too much Jamaican liquor whilst sitting on the loo

ButterfliesandMoths · 04/10/2019 22:55

I'm in the garden as daylight turns to dusk and I'm attacked by butterflies and moths

BeetrootBasil · 04/10/2019 22:54

A bloody mess in a hotel.

cathyno5 · 04/10/2019 22:54

My head chopped off

ArseholesOnToast · 04/10/2019 22:54

Bush tucker trial

TSSDNCOP · 04/10/2019 22:53

Muted. To death.

Solongtoshort · 04/10/2019 22:52

I grew my too short hair so long, l tripped over it and got my feet tangled.

Symptomless · 04/10/2019 22:51

Stealthy but deadly disease....

SuckingDieselFella · 04/10/2019 22:50

self explanatory

Awwlookatmybabyspider · 04/10/2019 22:47

My baby spider dies. I bury him in the Pet Semetary. He comes back as a Zombie Spider and eats me alive

Lisette1940 · 04/10/2019 22:46

Shot by the Nazis in Occupied Paris

Taytocrisps · 04/10/2019 22:44

Cholesterol issues

missbattenburg · 04/10/2019 22:39

I fall from the top window of a high tower. My only chance is to aim my fall onto a massive bed of soft, sweet battenburg (a knock off cheap version of battenberg) which has been piled up outside.

Sadly, my aim is rubbish.

bringonyourwreckingball · 04/10/2019 22:39

Mine is pretty self explanatory

MagneticSingularity · 04/10/2019 22:39

As I understand it (and I’m not sure I do understand it) even quantum physicists haven’t agreed whether it’s possible for a magnetic singularity to exist without some not very good implications for the continuation of little things like, well, Space, Time, the Universe and suchlike.

Put it this way - I think it means if I go down I’m taking ALL of you down with me!

Thingywhatsit · 04/10/2019 22:38

Well you know, the thingy what’s it got me in the end - you know what I mean?

Stayawayfromitsmouth · 04/10/2019 22:36

Eaten by a dragon

MintChocAddict · 04/10/2019 22:36

Choked on an Aero

Dontstepinthecowpat · 04/10/2019 22:36

Looks like I’ll meet a smelly end

DrDiva · 04/10/2019 22:34

By having an OTT diva tantrum. With sparkly shoes and everything.