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Original poster

If your username predicts the way you die... How would it happen?

999 replies

00100001 · 04/10/2019 19:19

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Bargebill19 · 05/10/2019 02:26

Drowning

isabellerossignol · 05/10/2019 02:24

Heroically

lovesapinot · 05/10/2019 02:23

Liver failure.

SamStephens · 05/10/2019 02:19

Spell backfired

HeronLanyon · 05/10/2019 02:16

Squashed by two large paintings.

OldAndWornOut · 05/10/2019 02:08

Mine seems fair enough.

coffeeicer · 05/10/2019 02:06

Caffeine induced cardiac arrest...

PolkadotsAndMoonbeams · 05/10/2019 01:48

A very hard bump at the country dance being held in a garden.

Or, without the song reference, ending up with hypothermia from an ill-advised moonlit stroll wearing my Lindybop dress but no cardi.

LinoleumBlownapart · 05/10/2019 01:39
Confused
LoreleiRock · 05/10/2019 01:38

Drowned. But beautifully.

Greatnorthwoods · 05/10/2019 01:36

Exposure, lost at night, alone in the forest.

PatricksRum · 05/10/2019 01:24

Alcohol poisoning

managedmis · 05/10/2019 01:23

Torrid love affair gone tragically wrong

Lowbrow · 05/10/2019 01:22

From my own stupidity.

AlexaShutUp · 05/10/2019 01:12

I would be killed by an artificially intelligent device that was threatening to exterminate me.

SamBeckett · 05/10/2019 01:05

Can we have a vote please . . . . . . . . . . . .

MNHQ please can this go in classics , its had me ( and I hope others in stitches )

PlinkPlink · 05/10/2019 01:01

In a row with the national security guard

Drogosnextwife · 05/10/2019 00:30

Sex

tldr · 05/10/2019 00:29

Boring myself to death

SavetheMinden6 · 05/10/2019 00:22

Trampled on by French cavalry.

PrivateSpidey · 05/10/2019 00:19

Web-slinging fail?...

italianfiat · 05/10/2019 00:17

Car driven by an Italian or simply Italian car 🤔

italianfiat · 05/10/2019 00:15

@MrsPinkCock

GrinGrinGrin

CarWreck · 05/10/2019 00:10

Wow, wish I hadn't seen this thread Sad

Coffeeandchocolate9 · 05/10/2019 00:10

I can think of worse...