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To wonder how my dd got to 14 thinking this was the real phrase?

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WellVersedInEtiquette · 03/10/2019 16:23

We've all be ill on and off since they went back to school.
One morning Dd was telling me that she had a 'bummed up nose' I asked her to repeat it and she said the same.
I tried to clarify what she was saying and told her it was actually 'bunged up nose'. She laughed and thought I was joking!
She's decided she's going to carry on saying it the way she does Grin
Please tell me it's not just us. Confused

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icanclearabuffet · 03/10/2019 22:48

My DD as a toddler...
I'm poorly I need some megicine.
Are we staying in a helltel tonight?
I got a kertificate at school today.
Can I have sketti a mando for tea? Took us ages to work that one out. She meant spaghetti with tomato. Otherwise know as spaghetti bolognaise.
We still say these now. She's 18 😬

ElizaPancakes · 03/10/2019 22:41

Can anyone hear this? imgur.com/a/HVig2G0

My accent - bland Home Counties. Fully aware of rhotic accents but I’m struggling how stork and pork wouldn’t sound the same. They both have an r.

zzzzzzzx · 03/10/2019 22:40

DD found out when about 15 that it wasn't "throw a spaniel in the works"!🤣

LittleDancers · 03/10/2019 22:40

Lazy I've clarified my statement several times over since then. Hmm Shall we move on politely now? Smile

BrusselSprouts12345 · 03/10/2019 22:40

Just to be clear - I don't say it like it rhymes with laid. My DP does and it drives me mad.
But I also have (very pathetically) just googled it and then asked my English professor mother (she was asleep so not amused)... says is, to our ear, pronounced sez. However it is actually pronounced with a slightly elongated "e" or a slightly shortened "ai" or "ae" - the closest to it, in easy to understand written form, is sez.
My brain is now scrambled and I'm still pronouncing pork/fork/stork/war/floor in different accents, in a whisper so as not to wake my partner, and either I'm shit at accents (probable) or they sound the same in any accent I try!!!!!!
Feel like such a loser... especially because I'm arguing (lightheartedly I hope you know!!!!!) over how to say says! 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

millstonegrit · 03/10/2019 22:37

When DD was about 5 I asked if she wanted something to eat. She told me she wanted a trombone. Puzzled I asked her what she wanted and she said 'trombone and healthy teef' I realised she meant a yogurt and that every time I gave her one I said 'healthy bones and strong teeth'.

drspouse · 03/10/2019 22:31

My DD is 5 and says "night night, sleep tight, don't let the bunk beds bite". Which is honestly more scary.

stillbeingwatched · 03/10/2019 22:31

@whiteivy ombleflope!!!!!! Brilliant!!!!

blahblahblahblahhh · 03/10/2019 22:30

@DonPablo my DH thought it was Eat and Mess too!

LionelRitchieStoleMyNotebook · 03/10/2019 22:30

@mrspotatohed my dad says wardrove!! I've never heard anyone else do it. Does your dad also say windowsilv?

Slappadabass · 03/10/2019 22:29

Watching a film with my OH and someone was called a 'Prima Donna' he said, well that can't be right, this was set well before Madonna was born.
He thought it meant pre-Madonna, as in, before Madonna was born. Could not stop laughing Grin

Idontwanttotalk · 03/10/2019 22:29

Epitome.

A Medium at a local spiritualist church refers to Old Timers' disease ( and really thinks that is the correct phrase). She also refers to cartridge trouble (instead of cartilage).

ethelfleda · 03/10/2019 22:28

I once met someone who thought very overweight people were referred to as ‘morbidly a beast’

Jetstream · 03/10/2019 22:27

I always pronounce Tunnocks the tea cake maker as Tussocks, god know why. I frequently get stuck halfway through some words and just give up. My family are from Lanarkshire but we’ve lived in Cork for years. I think we still have some slightly Scottish ways of pronouncing words.

Knittedfairies · 03/10/2019 22:26

My late MIL pronounced Chihuahua as chi-hewa-hewa. It didn't come up in conversation very often though, as she didn't know anyone who owned one.

HariboLecter · 03/10/2019 22:26

Too, not top!

HariboLecter · 03/10/2019 22:25

@Yogobo I say miffed top.

but then I think pork & storks rhyme so what do I know?

Breastfeedingworries · 03/10/2019 22:25

I used to say twisting your leg and pulling your arm. Kill a bird with two stones 😂 my bf pointed out to me I was a crap shot then lol

LemonPrism · 03/10/2019 22:25

@AryaStarkWolf Thor and wore rhyme?!? Ahhhhhhhh

Kahlua4me · 03/10/2019 22:25

DS said marlamade instead of marmalade until he was about 10, we still use it now!

Idontwanttotalk · 03/10/2019 22:25

Paradigm

In Boundary Mills the Shop Assistant could be heard referring to Paradigm, a make of shirts, as Paradim. It made my teeth go on edge. I commented to my DB about how irritating it was that she didn't know it was pronounced para- dime. He couldn't have been taking too much notice of what I said. As we drew near to them I pointed to it and said "see what I mean?" He then, in all innocence said paradigm (pronounced para - dij-em).

Aaarrrhh!

Jinxed2 · 03/10/2019 22:24

Brussel it should be pronounced saize. Where I am from everyone says ‘sez’ but that’s isn’t correct pronunciation. I agree that said is ‘sed’ though....to say it so it rhymes with laid is wrong!

LemonPrism · 03/10/2019 22:24

@AryaStarkWolf war and pour rhyme?!

LemonPrism · 03/10/2019 22:23

@Bluntness100 ? Pork and stork do rhyme?

BrusselSprouts12345 · 03/10/2019 22:23

The queens english/oxford English dictionary/online speech lessons (I just googled) all say it like me...

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