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Live CF parking thread (with diagram!)

792 replies

lovesapinot · 07/08/2019 10:16

So NC for this as not sure if neighbours are on here.

I am off today & woke up to the sound of doors banging and loud voices.

Have a glance out of bedroom window & there are 2 vans & a land rover parked on my ACTUAL drive!

Now I guess it's easily mistaken as a public car park Hmmso don't say anything immediately but once I'm up and toddler is dressed I go downstairs to see.

My next door neighbours are away on holiday. But of a weird driveway as their house has its own but it's round the back of ours and ours is at front so if you use sat nav it brings you to ours as their house is other side of our driveway ifyswim.

Diagram to show you what I mean.

Anyway they are unloading tools etc onto big sheets on my drive and walking over grass to neighbours

I said to them it was a private drive and could they move onto neighbours and they said they won't be long Angry

I was too shocked to say much more than 'no please move now'

Grrrrrrr!

Live CF parking thread (with diagram!)
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UrsulaPandress · 09/08/2019 07:26

Spoilt it now.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 09/08/2019 07:23

*I mean, not I men

Freudian slip there

SchadenfreudePersonified · 09/08/2019 07:23

Aaah!

Parking threads!

The Gift That Keeps On Giving!

Can't believe your neighbour witnessed the Van Carry On and then thought it was okay to let HER visitor park on YOUR drive.

I men - just WHY? Hmm

BruceAndNosh · 09/08/2019 07:13

OP, maybe you need to change the name of your house.
The name plaque might be confusing people

Live CF parking thread (with diagram!)
StealthPolarBear · 09/08/2019 06:59

Surely this suggests the problem is your neighbours.

BrienneofTarthILoveYou · 09/08/2019 04:15

What on earth? Why would your neighbour get her friend to park on your drive - makes no sense at all. Makes me very grateful that we have such lovely neighbors who ask before using our drive and offer up their drive to park on if we're having work done or friends round to visit!

justilou1 · 09/08/2019 02:42

What the actual fuck is wrong with your neighbours? Why do they think that it’s okay to suggest this? This is so absurd!!!

CharityDingle · 09/08/2019 00:47

Just spat wine all over my keyboard at your latest update. Not really, I never waste wine Wink

hotsouple · 09/08/2019 00:16

OP did the Builder look like Super Hans or Jez? I agree with @AnastasiaVonBeaverhausen, sounds like Men with Ven

QualCheckBot · 08/08/2019 22:56

Is your neighbour's drive particularly inconvenient or something?

WorriedMamabear2000 · 08/08/2019 22:56

Ahh yeah, they really do look like crabs, more than cats. misses point of thread

frocksnogandbusters · 08/08/2019 22:51

Fabulous thread!!! I never post anything on here but this has been amazing!!! Top diagrams, top attitude!!! And then cheeky bloody ‘Janet’! What was the neighbour even thinking!?! Didn’t think you’d mind!?! The fools clearly don’t know who they’re dealing with!!! Star you must be exhausted after all these shenanigans Flowers

CurtainsAndCords · 08/08/2019 22:49

Janet's clearly thinking ahead for the Xmas round robin.

TheHodgeoftheHedge · 08/08/2019 22:17

Wow. You are a CF magnet!

Hollyhobbi · 08/08/2019 22:12

Was the ndn friend drinking champagne (or wine) in said hot tub and then driving?

NotMyRealName123 · 08/08/2019 22:08

Can @MNHQ not create a whole section just for parking threads and cheeky fuckery? That would be awesome

Bookworm4 · 08/08/2019 22:07

I can’t believe after yesterday your Ndn thought that was ok!! Fuck me you live in a town of weirdos!!

Cherrysoup · 08/08/2019 22:05

Didn't think you'd mind?! After yesterday's escapades? Is she totally stupid?

AnAC12UCOinanOCG · 08/08/2019 22:01

What a surprising turn of events, just when the thread was beginning to wind down!

JoxerGoesToStuttgart · 08/08/2019 21:57

Not an attractive house at all just your typical house on a housing estate.

Ahh but yours has spaceship pens.

lovesapinot · 08/08/2019 21:53

@cstaff Blush you got me!!

She was there but has moved/gone now. I don't mind neighbour using drive if she ASKS but she's clearly a relative of CF!

Her reply was well didn't think you'd mind?!!

Not an attractive house at all just your typical house on a housing estate.

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user1486131602 · 08/08/2019 21:52

Next time put a small stone in their tyre pressure valve, do up tightly, listen for the hissing.....smile go inside!

Ringsender2 · 08/08/2019 21:51
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cstaff · 08/08/2019 21:49

Shut the fuck up. I mean shut the gates Grin

Are you sure Pinot that you are not just winding us up to keep this thread going. I think, like us, you enjoyed all the drama too much yesterday and just want to keep it going 😂😂😂😂

No worries if you do

bizzey · 08/08/2019 21:48

Sooo glad i said i like your diagrams/pictures ..
So much catch up reading to do !(before i loose this thread..!)